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Andie

@andieisonline.bsky.social
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comedian | host @superartfight l they/she 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | 31 | NEVER AI! | posts reflect the inner machinations of my enigmatic mind and not much else

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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy Pride Baltimore someone threw this at my head 🙂‍↕️
Guy holding an old bay container The Baltimore Orioles mascot in the Pride Parade
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I got a giant bag of kettle corn. might never leave the house again
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
You ever book a show so fun the one weekend you're out of town and you never forgive yourself for missing it? linktr.ee/laughtracksb...
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
. @andieisonline.bsky.social is hosting this ALL STAR LINEUP, and Baltimore? If you haven't been to Laugh Tracks yet, this is THE ONE NOT TO MISS
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
apparently wearing headphones and leaning against a wall means "come and talk to me, I've been waiting for you my whole life" to old men
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
cashier at the rofo held me hostage at the register until I guessed what video game franchise his tattoo was from 🥲
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
does anyone else feel the need to rearrange all their furniture every three months or is it just me??
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Super Art Fight @superartfight.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
On Saturday, May 10, Super Art Fight returns to Remfest. Our show starts at 4:30pm at the Family Stage. Bring your friends, family and kids! Promo Art designed by @andieisonline.bsky.social #Remfest2025 #superartfight #baltimore
The image is an advertisement. The advertisement depicts an alligator floating in the water wearing sunglasses. The text reads: Heads up! We’re coming back to REMFEST. A very cool outdoor festival in Remington, Baltimore, Maryland. The alligator on the advertisement says: Two matches of the epic Super Art Fight action you know and love! The text then reads: Saturday, May 10, at 4:30pm. All-Ages Show, Family Stage, Bring Your Kids.
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shadecho @shadecho.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Neil banging out the tunes #art
Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
subtweeting the Pet ER because I wanted Peeps soo bad
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
death is so cruel and absurd, not a fan!!
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
this is neither here nor there but don't decorate with candy-themed decor if you're not also putting out a bowl of the candy you reminded me of!!!!
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
extremely fucked up that pets have shorter lifepsans than we do
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
oatmeal rats in cookie
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
☕ #Art by Death by Coffee
Skully dives into a cup of coffee
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
the friend who buys the group tickets should be allowed to list their friends as dependents
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
have you ever tried...this one? *clamdips and runs over your corpse*
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Mike White you are a REAL one* (*pervert)((complimentary))
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
shotgunning a tiny plastic Oriole's cap full of dippin' dots in broad daylight would fix me
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
stop drinking bleach with a leech and come drink cyanide with a ride or die
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
sitting in the sun to improve my mental health and immediately cancelling it out by scrolling on my phone
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Now, more than ever: we have a new episode! Here repping @superartfight.bsky.social , it's stand-up comedian, artist, and overall vibe connosieur, @andieisonline.bsky.social ! We talk about Bob's Burgers, #men, and the inescapable insatiable need to post. youtu.be/70GVpF5FimY
Cover image saying Andie Basto: Episode #4Myself, Jake Leizear, interviewing Andie Basto
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
look at him. this guy doesn't know what the hell is going on
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
you guys would tell me if I was on a list, right? RIGHT?!!
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
typed my work laptop password into my pc at home... I need a vacation
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
hootie has a cold :(
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
happy new year, don't look at my feet
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
hello
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nascar isekai @saboyland.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
thinking about embracing cringe
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
LOVE cons!
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I like my CEOs the way I like my music, underground
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
don't have to be inspired, just have to write
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
shooter's from Towson? that's smalltimore for ya
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
you're an obscene one, Mr. Grinch
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
CHAPPELL ROAN COVERING LAST CHRISTMAS!!!!!
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
A nonsense christmas with sabrina carpenter is cute but they didn't think to sync the audience with the music, it's so awkward and offbeat when it pans to them
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
it me 🙂‍↔️
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
officially obsessed with jentry chau v the underworld 🤩🤩
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I started watching Fargo this morning because it was supposed to snow today but it never snew 😒 anyway, cool show
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
this CEO shooting would've made a great episode of succession
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
why are they acting like the Joker's about to pop up on all the healthcare CEOs attending the Rockefeller Center Tree lighting tonight?
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I need to branch out a little maybe
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
everyone wants classic unhinged posts on here right away... but you can't force it. Rome didn't go batshit insane in a day they had to consume a lot of lead over an extended period of time
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
do you have a moment to hear about my lord and savior chappell roan??
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Andie @andieisonline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
they're calling it the nancy reagan special and it's only available at DQ
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Super Art Fight @superartfight.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If you’d like to follow our crew here on Bluesky, we’ve made it easy with this Starter Pack. We’ll update it as more of us migrate over. go.bsky.app/EeQJv7Z
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Super Art Fight @superartfight.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
We’ll be performing @oceancitycomiccon.bsky.social on Saturday, December 14th, at Noon in ROOM 217. Get ready for three matches of Super Art Fight chaos featuring our hosts @andieisonline.bsky.social & Special Guest Host, @jakemyday.bsky.social!!! #superartfight #oceancitycomiccon #SurpriseDebut
Super Art Fight will be performing at Ocean City Comic Con on December 14 in Ocean City, Maryland. Featuring guest host and debuting artist.
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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Black Friday Blacker Saturday Bigger and Blacker Sunday Cyber Monday Giving Tuesday WTF Did I Buy Wednesday Fraudulent Charge Thursday
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