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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️

@jakemyday.bsky.social
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Comedian, ex-member of the Captain Crunch Club, cat guardian, right in Baltimore, MD (he/him) (all opinions, viewpoints, and vibes are my own)

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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Put my weed in a safe, call it joint custody
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but..." - a singing telegram deliverer who is very bad at their job
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
they saw this post and are just doing packets this year smh
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Love the meme death spiral timeline
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Summer's right around the corner, and I'm happy to share Speedo is offering what I can only describe as a line of sea creature butt plugs
Screenshot of a sponsored social media post from Speedo USA promoting swim gear, featuring a close-up of two blue silicone earplugs with flanged tips and curved tabs centered on a light background. Below, a “Shop now” section displays additional items including a black graphic T-shirt, pink earplugs, and teal swim accessories.Two coral-pink silicone earplugs with soft flanges and curved pull tabs, shown against a light background, angled to display their shape and fit.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Punch the Monkey is like if Moo Deng made you want to kill yourself
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
E-6000 stole so many brain cells this Christmas season
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Super Art Fight @superartfight.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Special thanks to No Land Beyond for hosting our Cute Animals on Ice Launch Party recently. Big thanks to everyone who showed up to hang out and try out the game. 📸 : @jakemyday.bsky.social #thankyou #nolandbeyond #cuteanimals #gaming #letsplay
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
the fucking Weeble Wobble of America stay DOWN
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
do you think the guys from TAPS ever explored each other's bodies
Ghost Hunters promotional picture
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Inside you there are two wolves. They're...not doing great
Painting of two weird white dogs
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SeveralNerds @severalnerds.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Guess who's back on his bullshit (it's @jakemyday.bsky.social ) ((A little after 8:30 on twitch.tv/severalnerds))
Gale from Baldur's Gate 3: "hey guys"
Crowd: "GAPE"
Gale: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Speak your truth girl
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
...well one of us is gonna have to change
Man in a 90s style print shirtBeer 6-pack in a very similar print as the shirt
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Gay Breakfast @ Nekocon @gaybreakfast.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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The Chaotic Queer Cat sits proudly at the top of a ledge, their rainbow cloak billowing in the wind. An onlooker complains “uhg, its not even pride month.” The onlooker begins to jeer “hey loser! I identify as an attack helicop-“ but he never finished that sentence. In his eagerness to taunt, he failed to notice the cat hunker down and gulp repeatedly before barfing up jet stream of rainbow down onto him. “OH GOD!” he wails from offscreen.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Queer as in Muppet fan for life, gay as in I've been praying for Sabrina Carpenter to get an acting gig because she is Funny, and homosexual as in Seth Rogan I will [REDACTED]
hollywoodreporter.com
Seth Rogen Revives ‘The Muppet Show’ as a Disney+ Special Starring Sabrina Carpenter
The 2026 event is meant to serve as a backdoor pilot.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
nobody mourns the wicked
Kristen Chenowith post about Charlie Kirk but with Mr.Burns being shot superimposed
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Thick thighs save lives but CAN'T melt steel beams #neverforget 😔
A guy posing for a selfie wearing a pair of boxers showing the Twin Towers
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The killer's still on the loose? McDonalds employees of Pennsylvania, your redemption arc is upon us
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
jezebel.com
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
God if this is what today's like, imagine how it's gonna be when It finally happens
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"How DARE you say that, that man's a FATHER" "I thought you people wanted ACCEPTANCE" "I didn't like him either but I'm not joking about this"
media.tenor.com
a woman wearing sunglasses is smiling and saying i mean , you can go home if you 're not having fun .
Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses is smiling and saying i mean , you can go home if you 're not having fun .
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Shonda, if you're on here, this would make a WILD episode of Grey's Anatomy
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Between Charlie Kirk being shot and a Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star being the next Bachelorette, someone's gonna make a We Didn't Start The Fire entirely around Utah events
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Real turning point in the USA today
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
he's POUTING cause I played a cat game and not a game with my cat
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
So like...8+ years of musical education didn't prepare me at all for Hi-Fi Rush, huh
Yuhua in the Devil Wears Prada
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SeveralNerds @severalnerds.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
this ones for the 🐈's (and Chef) We're playing Jumping Jazz Cats, tonight at 8pm, come see us be frustrated by digital cats and that makes us adore our physical cats even more! @maudecho.bsky.social , @2cubby.bsky.social , @jakemyday.bsky.social , and @louismicheli.bsky.social
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
My mental health has been Stonks Down lately so here we are again to post!
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Out at the Eagle on a S*nday night
Spider-Man meme pointing but with Bearbottom ads on them
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Heat 👋👋👋
Man in a Maryland Flag speedoMan in a clown costume Group of people in a mountain rangeGroup of people under a rainbow balloon arch
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Yamcha in a crater
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Go O's
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If a 33 year old socialist immigrant Muslim can win the Dem mayoral nomination in a landslide in the biggest city in the entire country Fuck it man, the game is on, get this shit moving and start fighting
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
sneaking these into one of those YouTube liminal spaces playlists to do psychic damage to the stoned
Cuomo 2025 mayoral results party Four Seasons Landscaping
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
New Yorkers and Baltimoreans embrace for now both of us have A Hot Mayor
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Tuning into King of Drag
Nicole Kidman in the AMC opener
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
oh we WILL be joking bitch
Clown costume Coco Montrese smiling
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Making a big investment in my comedy career today
An adult clown costume for sale on Facebook marketplace
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
what do you MEAN I have all the tools in front of me to make what I want in this life happen and all I have to do is to pick them up and use them
Simpson's character drinking a cocktail and looking through pursed eyes
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Reporting live from restaining my coffee table in the backyard, I can confirm three things, in order of increasing hotness: 1. The rapidly increasing temperature 2. My rapidly increasing sweat levels 3. The consistently stellar nature of the lineup tonight Use code "GAYRIGHTS" for 30% off your 🎟️
A sweaty gay guy pretending he knows how to stain a coffee table The show flyer for Laugh Tracks, featuring Finessica, Grace Wynter, Kenny Rooster, Ruth Secular, Tae Madden, and They/Them Ty
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I have some...constructive criticism for Pride next year
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SeveralNerds @severalnerds.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
So we tried setting up the game for tonight, and all we got was this screen over and over? Come help @maudecho.bsky.social and @2cubby.bsky.social figure out what's up around 8pm... twitch.tv/severalnerds
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
"What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?" ...I work in climate change y'all don't wanna know
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Still physically+spiritually+financially recovering from the weekend, so come play Pokemon w/ me twitch.tv/severalnerds
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SeveralNerds @severalnerds.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Several Nerds is wet and wild this week, with #pokemon Unbound Soul Link at 8:30 pm TONIGHT, and #stillwakesthedeep TOMORROW at 8pm. ( @tomhausman.bsky.social , @maudecho.bsky.social , @jakemyday.bsky.social , @louismicheli.bsky.social , and @2cubby.bsky.social ) twitch.tv/severalnerds
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy Pride Baltimore someone threw this at my head 🙂‍↕️
Guy holding an old bay container The Baltimore Orioles mascot in the Pride Parade
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️ @jakemyday.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
You think you can hide out in OUR CITY after what you did to Steve Irwin???
Sting ray in Fell's Point
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Maryland Transit Administration @mta.maryland.gov · 14/06/2025
Team MTA is ready for the #BaltimorePride parade today! Get your MTA pride merch here mdtransitmerch.com! #ExploreBaltimore
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