Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 17hThey never leave. They have the resources to live anywhere, yet they choose to live where it's already expensive to live. 090
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 17hIs this real? Elon Musk, the guy opposed to empathy, is going to talk to us about cruelty? Go hug your daughter, Elon. 010
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 17hMaybe Trump was right that "artificial" intelligence is a bad name. They're just like us 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 17hPutin agreed? In other words, the known drug dealer who was previously banned from the school yard was invited back because the kids now hate the principal? Art of the deal 010
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 17hClaw it all back. He might be immune from criminal prosecution, but he's not immune to civil fines and penalties. He should leave the White House broke. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 21hGetting lost in the woods and the monsters you might find there. blackcanyon.substack.com/p/long-in-the-tooth 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's truly bizarre that law enforcement can claim a person's nervousness around law enforcement is evidence of a person's guilt. As if we haven't all seen numerous examples of cops arresting innocent people and therefore have a VERY GOOD REASON to be nervous around them. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Pitch: an updated version of The Lottery where a society believes it can only advance if it allows it's children to interact with a Kevorkian chatbot. "There was no other way to end the school shootings," says the old lady, whose 8 siblings all perished before turning 18. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wife: Can your AI find me a new husband who wants to provide love and affection for my child? 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"He didn't mean to suggest that Iran should nuke California" isn't the defense you think it is. A president who cannot communicate is just as dangerous as one who would purposely suggest an enemy should attack us. That Trump credibly fits in both categories makes it that much worse. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The police find a dead body buried in the backyard but you're not worried. blackcanyon.substack.com/p/pins-and… 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I like sports. I've also sometimes felt "social pressure" to know more sports info so that I can make small talk with certain people who I don't want to offend. But having an AI-run fake sports team wouldn't relieve me of that pressure. Because it's fake. And everybody knows it. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you have to explain why Donald Trump *didn't mean it* when he called for the destruction of two U.S. cities, then you've already missed the point. This is the President of the United States giving a prepared speech, not your drunk uncle jonesing for another Wild Turkey. 011
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm ready for a raccoon-based update to Animal Farm. 000
Reposted by Andrew BrennanMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 572215174192
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If somebody attacks Los Angeles or San Diego, I will assume it was Donald Trump, not Iran. 091
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The social obligation comes from the fact that he has no friends. 130
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Today I'm thinking of the Iranian ex-pats who celebrated on the streets of Los Angeles when Trump started the war against Iran. A small price to pay. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So instead of using the WR3 or WR4 who had practiced the route, they tried to convert a TE on the fly. Good idea 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It is not possible that Jordan Battle is a top 64 safety in the NFL. Or a top 32 strong safety. Bye week is coming, #Bengals. 020
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A short story about two men and a dead body blackcanyon.substack.com/p/pins-and…blackcanyon.substack.comPins and NeedlesA short story about two men and a dead body 000
Reposted by Andrew BrennanLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x 251598396
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Probably because U.S. cashiers are expected to hop around doing other tasks. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Fitness standards" from the agency that hired a cadre of police academy rejects to chase after undocumented immigrants. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You didn't vote for a war in Iran, but you voted for a chaotic, unintelligent, uncaring person to be your leader. These are the natural, predictable consequences of your decision. Instead of saying "I didn't vote for this," try saying "I voted for the wrong person." 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Redefining "mind-boggling " to now mean 'a totally expected result of making extraordinarily stupid policy decisions.' 0100
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Here's a short story I wrote about bad breakups. blackcanyon.substack.com/p/opheliablackcanyon.substack.comOpheliaA short story about bad break-ups and parting gifts. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Has there ever been a dystopian novel where the dangers of technology were perpetuated by an immoral president owning stock in the technology? I feel we're not appreciating the fact that Trump has essentially invested in nuclear weapons. 010
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If it turns out that Eric Schmitt's conspiracy theory was based only on a text message with a random row and seat number, it's pretty amazing that the only game he could find that day involved the Hawks. If it had been any other team, he wouldn't have been accused of confusing it with Hawkeyes. 020
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't think enough attention has been given to Donald Trump trying to rename Artificial Intelligence. He's George Costanza throwing out bad ideas that nobody asked for, scoring points in a game nobody else is playing, so that his plaque on the White House Walk of Fame will include "renamed AI." 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is this a good time to remind the Bengals thst they have to play against Darnell Washington twice a year? Maybe they should have a plan for stopping him. I mean, is Tre Flowers available? 000
Reposted by Andrew BrennanAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics. 322164604671
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bengals defense coming back down to earth. Hate that it's against the Steelers 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Friends, let me share with you the stupidest person on the planet. 000
Reposted by Andrew Brennanryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12252971369
Reposted by Andrew Brennandarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why are the midterms any part of this decision might be a question 602053340
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A short story about getting lost in the woods and the monsters you might find there. blackcanyon.substack.com/p/long-in-the-toothblackcanyon.substack.comLong in the ToothA short story about getting lost in the woods and the monsters you find there. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm not one to air customer services grievances on social media, but it is endlessly frustrating that my INTERNET PROVIDER has such a shitty website. Frontier / Verizon can never provide basic info the first time you look for it. Tommy Tuberville should investigate the furries working there. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I get the argument that liberals should reconcile with Trump voters finally see the error of their ways. But that conversation ends immediately if they say "well, who else was I supposed to vote for." If you can't even imagine voting for Kamala then you're not trying. Enjoy your ride to Rock Bottom 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Be careful before you sign that dotted line blackcanyon.substack.com/p/persiste…blackcanyon.substack.comPersistent ShadowA ghost story 001
Reposted by Andrew Brennanno brain, only alison @alisonborealis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is good. I really enjoy his videos. youtube.com/shorts/7sNVz...youtube.comWhat’s good for the goose 🤷🏽♂️YouTube video by Farming While Beige 0103
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Looking at the Bengals' schedule to determine when the NFL pundit class will begin saying "yeah, but they haven't played anybody." Setting the over/under at Week 9, after Steelers and Ravens, but before the Falcons. Fully expecting the chorus to continue through the Chiefs in Week 14. #whodey 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Sticking to my guns" as I step backwards into hell. 010
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm not one to judge people for their vices, but I wonder how many disaffected young men, currently under extraordinary financial stress, are finding respite in watching the NFL and being tempted by sports gambling by the constant ads for DraftKings and FanDuel. This could become a huge problem. 000