Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A short story about two men and a dead body blackcanyon.substack.com/p/pins-and…blackcanyon.substack.comPins and NeedlesA short story about two men and a dead body 000
Reposted by Andrew BrennanLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x 251593395
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You didn't vote for a war in Iran, but you voted for a chaotic, unintelligent, uncaring person to be your leader. These are the natural, predictable consequences of your decision. Instead of saying "I didn't vote for this," try saying "I voted for the wrong person." 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Here's a short story I wrote about bad breakups. blackcanyon.substack.com/p/opheliablackcanyon.substack.comOpheliaA short story about bad break-ups and parting gifts. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Has there ever been a dystopian novel where the dangers of technology were perpetuated by an immoral president owning stock in the technology? I feel we're not appreciating the fact that Trump has essentially invested in nuclear weapons. 010
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If it turns out that Eric Schmitt's conspiracy theory was based only on a text message with a random row and seat number, it's pretty amazing that the only game he could find that day involved the Hawks. If it had been any other team, he wouldn't have been accused of confusing it with Hawkeyes. 020
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't think enough attention has been given to Donald Trump trying to rename Artificial Intelligence. He's George Costanza throwing out bad ideas that nobody asked for, scoring points in a game nobody else is playing, so that his plaque on the White House Walk of Fame will include "renamed AI." 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is this a good time to remind the Bengals thst they have to play against Darnell Washington twice a year? Maybe they should have a plan for stopping him. I mean, is Tre Flowers available? 000
Reposted by Andrew BrennanAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics. 317163934641
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bengals defense coming back down to earth. Hate that it's against the Steelers 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Friends, let me share with you the stupidest person on the planet. 000
Reposted by Andrew Brennanryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12352971372
Reposted by Andrew Brennandarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why are the midterms any part of this decision might be a question 602053340
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A short story about getting lost in the woods and the monsters you might find there. blackcanyon.substack.com/p/long-in-the-toothblackcanyon.substack.comLong in the ToothA short story about getting lost in the woods and the monsters you find there. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm not one to air customer services grievances on social media, but it is endlessly frustrating that my INTERNET PROVIDER has such a shitty website. Frontier / Verizon can never provide basic info the first time you look for it. Tommy Tuberville should investigate the furries working there. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I get the argument that liberals should reconcile with Trump voters finally see the error of their ways. But that conversation ends immediately if they say "well, who else was I supposed to vote for." If you can't even imagine voting for Kamala then you're not trying. Enjoy your ride to Rock Bottom 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Be careful before you sign that dotted line blackcanyon.substack.com/p/persiste…blackcanyon.substack.comPersistent ShadowA ghost story 001
Reposted by Andrew Brennanno brain, only alison @alisonborealis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is good. I really enjoy his videos. youtube.com/shorts/7sNVz...youtube.comWhat’s good for the goose 🤷🏽♂️YouTube video by Farming While Beige 0103
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Looking at the Bengals' schedule to determine when the NFL pundit class will begin saying "yeah, but they haven't played anybody." Setting the over/under at Week 9, after Steelers and Ravens, but before the Falcons. Fully expecting the chorus to continue through the Chiefs in Week 14. #whodey 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm not one to judge people for their vices, but I wonder how many disaffected young men, currently under extraordinary financial stress, are finding respite in watching the NFL and being tempted by sports gambling by the constant ads for DraftKings and FanDuel. This could become a huge problem. 000
Reposted by Andrew BrennanArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Crucible (rotated), by Louis Silverstein, 1987, 📸 by Tim Warner 21248145
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026To be fair, if this is what the Bengals are going to look like against a great defensive line, I can live with it. #whodey 020
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm having flashbacks to 2021-2022. The Bengals have a good defense and a bad offensive line. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My doubts about Orlando Brown Jr. continue to be confirmed. 001
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think Burrow has finally gotten into a rhythm with Higgins and Chase. Deep exhale #whodey 010
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think the Texans figured out that the Bengals' linebackers are garbage. 010
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Trump may not have campaigned on the promise of bankrupting your farm, but he definitely campaigned on DOGE cuts that limited your customer base, tariffs that wrecked the global market, and immigration terror that depleted your work force. He promised you chaos and you loved it. 000
Reposted by Andrew Brennan👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 309163483178
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A short story about who you turn to when you know you're in trouble. blackcanyon.substack.com/p/dark-mat…blackcanyon.substack.comDark MatterA short story about who you turn to when you find yourself in trouble. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So the "concrete and steel" that Trump said almost killed somebody at the Kennedy Center was just one-inch-thick ceiling plaster. I guess he doesn't know renovation like he claims he does. I'm sure he wasn't just lying about the whole thing. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Re-assemble the pieces of your past. blackcanyon.substack.com/p/thirteen… 000
Reposted by Andrew BrennanTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through. 845337812
Reposted by Andrew BrennanUna Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram: 142104012158
Reposted by Andrew BrennanUna Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Irish musician Aaron Rowe has said he is withdrawing as a support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour. 10497191990
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If I were to construct a zombie Mitch McConnell for Halloween, would I also need a wheelchair to complete the scene, or would it suffice to leave it on the front porch, frozen in a perpetual smile, waving at my MAGA neighbors? 000
Reposted by Andrew BrennanDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026After lifting the trophy, this player skipped the usual VIP photo and pulled the stadium janitors in for the championship shot instead 24679101500
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I mean, it would be appropriate for Trump to drive the Kennedy Center into bankruptcy. Name it the Trump Bankruptcy in his honor. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026On the positive side, our homeland security is being run by a guy who was too dumb to get into the military. 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why is Mitch McConnell smiling? What did he see on the other side? 000
Reposted by Andrew Brennangwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I asked AT&T Stadium about the Rolling Stone report about how they objected to Macklemore coming to Arlington next month. They didn't comment, but as I've noted they're still hosting Kanye West in November: www.chron.com/culture/arti...chron.comAT&T Stadium, which will host Ye this fall, objected to MacklemoreThe Seattle rapper was dropped from Ed Sheeran's stadium tour bill. 573025822
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just noting that the Tampa Bay offensive line was ranked in the top 5 pre-season. And Dexter Lawrence isn't even on the field in this play. #whodey 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Biggest takeaway from Bengals Week 1 -- when the offense has to settle for 3 in the 4th quarter, I'm no longer worried that the defense is going to immediately give up 7. #WHODEY 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Well that sure was ugly. Burrow channeling Andy Dalton on that pick-6. 020
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's way too early for grand conclusions, but to go from a '25 Bengals defense that missed tackles to a '26 Bengals defense that causes fumbles.... #whodey 000
Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Is there a dumber penalty than lining up in the neutral zone? The Bengals defense looks good, but c'mon now. #whodey 000
