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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs

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Be the med tech, not the dog.

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ah there's the cowardice I know
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pollard became eligible for parole after 30 years as per the sentencing laws of the time. It took another five years for him to become eligible to travel internationally. He's not the data point you're looking for. abcnews.com/US/convicted...
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Convicted Spy Jonathan Pollard Granted Parole
Pollard was convicted in 1985 of stealing secrets from Israel.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Didn’t he also get freaked out by Zuck that one time? He’s like the basically normal lawful evil guy stuck in a chaotic evil party.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This idiocy sank Gideon in 2020.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love Canada and pray for a modicum of mutual understanding between our two great nations.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one thing i have learned from trump is that literally every word procopius and suetonius wrote was literally true
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rhea38.bsky.social @rhea38.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are we not in a horror movie daily?
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hope they had Taylor Farms lettuce at the WHCA. Can't think of a more deserving group.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Michigan really gets to live with its shitty choices this summer.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What now, did he fuck a lobster?
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Bespoke Federal Reserve Exception @moreyamsterdam.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Seems like Alexi Lalas is the incarnation of the hate click.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Louisiana did so much better under this kind of scrutiny in 1990-91.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Lots of luck with your faux bumpkin, Maine
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It happened in Alabama in 2017.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Maybe they can do the Lindbergh baby next
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It's amazing how the Bilton photo just radiates vacuous douchebaggery
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
“Hostile work environment” has a technical meaning in employment law that does not encompass “my employee was mean to me”
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Smooth move, dumbasses.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
With Platner, one has the sense of gawking at a car crash. It may not determine the Senate, since the map is widening. Some of this is just plain fascination at this arrogant wreck of a human being.
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jasminevp.bsky.social @jasminevp.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The role of chance and chutzpah in the process of who becomes a candidate for national public office is way too high. If you don’t want scandals derailing Democratic Party candidates in crucial elections, we need local parties proactively recruiting and promoting several good, vetted candidates.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A strange silence from the @colorado.gov account of late.
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Simeon @smorgante.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I have lived in Colorado for 23 years, and Polis has been a POS the whole time, I think we knew this was coming from this simp.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Did you guys get confused and start thinking you were The Atlantic?
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Polis is clearly acting on the premise that Coloradans are stupid. It's up to them to make that a painful error.
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Alex Burness @burness.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
When COVID was exploding through state prisons and jails, Polis literally laughed when asked whether he'd prioritize vaccines for incarcerated people; he said there was "no way." That's a moment I'll never forget. That's the same Polis arguing today that the system dealt too harshly with Peters.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Fuck Jared Polis
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Dare I ask what kind of tongue bath 60 Minutes gave Netanyahu this evening?
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Let that be your last nerd prom
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Are the Iranians getting in on the hot Kalshi action?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Omar: Trump’s idea of liberating women is bombing schools in Iran.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The meatpacking industry is as big a scandal today as it was in the days of Upton Sinclair.
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Glonzo Wants No Scrubs @anasterisk.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Fuckin' orcas
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