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Anarchist Wizard

@anarchistwizard.bsky.social
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Real-life wizard pretending to be an anarchist. Daoist Occultist, Cascadian Loyalist, former MIC cog, Divine VII Offlaner My pronouns are comrade. Follow for a chance of magic nuggets. DMs welcome

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The Supreme Court ruled that nobody is a U.S. citizen Chief Justice Roberts stated “No person can be in this country. We all have to leave. Now.” The judges packed up their robes and are getting on a boat
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I bought a bunch of clearance wines so I could peel the discount stickers off and give them out as gifts throughout the year. I cracked one for myself as a cheeky treat. Meridian Chardonnay 4.99 Disgusting. Absolute garbage 2/10 Karma is real and im really glad I didnt poison one of my friends.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"Where the room isnt Theres room for you" This line is why this is my favorite DDJ. Sure the others are more "accurate" but the amount of warmth and love spilling from this rendition always knocks my socks off.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Trap Danger
A psa comic
large text at the top says "every year over 100,000 Americans fall victim to an elaborate trap that they built inside their own home."

in the center there is an illustration of a man falling through a floorboard on his stairs, saying "ahh! oh no! I've fallen into my own fake step! I'm tired of living in this house of illusions and lies!"

Text at the bottom says "don't be another statistic. Mark your traps and keep a record of them."
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My homie Hans is spitting bars. Worried about AI? Let a disheveled german man explain how AI has alot in common with literal Idolatry; and how The Singularity(tm) is a fundamental misunderstanding of systems theory.
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AI, Gods, and Selves: Incredibly Effective Illusions
YouTube video by Carefree Wandering
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Yeah, people think apocalypse can only be literal mass extinction events. But we see in history that most apocalypses were more like massive shakeups in civilizational structure that were later labeled apocalyptic.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
My theory is that the protastant preoccupation with the apocalypse is going to inadvertently cause an apocalypse: of the unipolar WASP-led global order. The karma is too tasty to ignore. But yeah apocalypse pondering is unhealthy. The Wheel turns regardless if you're consciously cranking it.
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Dr. Angry Anarchist (Free 🇵🇸) @archhelmer.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Practicing anarchism(s) in your everyday life is more important than theorizing about it, in my view, and part of my frustration with adherence to canon is that it obscures the many ways people are already living the principles of anarchism.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Wednesday is pancake breakfast. Where a random blogger is sacrificed, and then lukewarm eggs and flapjacks.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Sometimes bluesky feels like showing up to a public bookclub. You go in, and find no one. A lights on in the basement, you go down. There are a thousand hooded figures around a pentagram. They are chanting: "Zeitgeist, Zeitgeist" You suggest talking about a book. One of them hisses at you.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 28/05/2025
if you aren't friends with your coffee maker it'll make worse coffee. if you're not friends with your notebook you'll take worse notes
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 28/05/2025
Not long after, a Newsweek poll found that fully 54% of those questioned believed the burning of the Minneapolis Police Precinct was justified after George Floyd’s killing. At that time, Joe Biden was polling around 46% and Donald Trump at 38%. Never let them tell you resistance can't be popular.
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54 Percent of Americans Think Burning Down Minneapolis Police Precinct Was Justified After George Floyd's Death
Published Jun 03, 2020 at 12:42 PM EDT
Updated Jun 03, 2020 at 12:45 PM EDT
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I feel like people have paid money and flown to Japan on exactly this premise.
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Dr. Angry Anarchist (Free 🇵🇸) @archhelmer.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This post brought to you by my frustration with academics defining anarchist theory entirely based on a handful of books from the 1800s. Anarchism is a living thing! Nothing is more antithetical to anarchism than a defined canon
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers washed tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watched tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe.


Technovelgy from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, by Douglas Adams.
Published by Simon Schuster in 1987
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Kids these days and their 2 minute attention spans. I, an enlightened being, have the divine privilege of a *30* minute attention span. 😎
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The savvy take here is “civilized people don’t need it, but the Morlocks do” and maybe that’s accurate, but it’s also how you get more Morlocks.
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 27/05/2025
"oh my god social media is so frustrating and exhausting sometimes, I need to just take a break" I say as I refresh my feed
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The constitution aint what it used to be, but I can back this. This is why I advocate for a spiritual left; as a form of social judo. The materialist tech-right cant take spirituality seriously without collapsing their worldview. The evangelicals cant attack it without attacking themselves.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Good suggestion. I did forget to add the audio struggle is mostly self inflicted since I am allergic to using Amazon anything. In a different world Audible sounds like a really good deal.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I'm in the position where physical books are piling up on my desk and I cannot read them fast enough. But I have so much time everyday where I can work with headphones on that I am scraping the barrel to find more audiobooks.
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Voice of Space by René Magritte, 1931 #artbots #guggenheim botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
The Solomon R. Guggenheim Foundation
Peggy Guggenheim Collection, Venice, 1976

© 2016 C. Herscovici, London/Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
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Jack Preston King @jackprestonking.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Let’s talk about what it means to “follow a path” in life. #spirituality #psychology #mythology #LifeLessons #Booksky
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Choose the One that Thrills Your Heart
To discover your destiny, take this advice from a Greek god
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neutral @neutral.zone · 26/05/2025
Yeah. Maybe it’s not even wrong for the fights to happen. But if the only weapon you’re handed is a post and a blocklist, eventually every fight looks like a moderation failure and every boundary like an attack.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
As far as personal codes go the Roadhouse code is pretty dope: 1. Never underestimate an opponent. 2. Take it outside. 3. Be nice. :)
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Watched the trailer for the Gyllenhaal remake and felt no desire to try it out. Jake G is the least convincing "heart of gold" guy I can imagine. I think he's at his best portraying the wierdo slimeballs I imagine are closer to his irl personality.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
My opinion of Gen X lowers ever further. If you listened to my dad you'd think there was nothing deeper than a porn-plot. IDK how you watch action movies with a solid moral plot and only take away the boobies and explosions. Sure those are fun, but they don't stick around after the movie.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Swayze's character treats the dives he's in like ecosystems rather than just busting in and breaking heads until order is restored. He relies on his connections and openly shows brotherly love to his comrades. He doesn't let his violent non-violence philosophy get in the way of real change.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Watched Roadhouse for the first time this weekend. Was fully expecting it to only be a titties & fighting movie. It was that, but I was pleasantly surprised that it was actually about maintaining a positive, stoic masculinity in a world full of chuds.
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William Gillis 🏴 @rechelon.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
You could have told people to pry apart the ribcages of cops to extract the fully automated luxury anarchy--something with *commitment*--but instead you think a movement base will somehow congeal and persist around "I dunno will you plebes vote Dem if we promise you could get a little richer?"
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The Word in Black and Red Pod @twibar.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The only way to actually honor the troops we memorialized is to stop sending off young people to die so the wealthy can get more money.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
That's fresh horseshit. There are TONS of voice to text programs that aren't AI that have worked for years. I'm pretty sure the default notes app on my phone has one. Maybe ask to use one of those?
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
That's why I like the Daoist conception of divinity, and why it fits so well with anarchism. The Dao is that which has no attributes. Attributes are human things, and anything divine is both the highest, lowest, and neither. In this light all human heirarchies are definitionally artificial.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The infinitely small and the infinitely large have a curious relationship. :)
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I'm an unashamed like-guy. Notifications make my make my monkey brain light up. I'm pretty sure other people are similar to me. So I like their stuff so their monkey brains may also be lit up. Reposting is how I save stuff.
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🎃 Halloween Keeps Frightening 🎃 @historykeeper.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
No problem was ever solved before the Peace of Westphalia. Since then, all problems have been solved, including genocide and climate change. Little known facts of the modern state no anarchist will ever be able to refute!
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🎃 Halloween Keeps Frightening 🎃 @historykeeper.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
If you think society could never function without a state, you're very much opposed to the views of Marx and Engels, not just anarchists. Hope this helps.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 23/05/2025
a thing i've been thinking about as of late is how remote the west coast feels in this second administration, moreso than in the first admin and moreso than any other point i can remember.
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MC_Lovecraft @mclovecraft.selfhosted.social · 23/05/2025
I don’t see any real contradictions between the goals of Anarchism and those of Communism, the former is just more concerned with ensuring that new systems of exploitation do not arise to replace the old. As long as we’re all working to end class and exploitation, we’re going the same place.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 23/05/2025
Today's information environment is spectacle. It's about attention. The way to win in that environment is to genuinely believe what you believe, to believe in yourself, to *actively try to draw attention*, to showboat & peacock & find gimmicks & excuses to highlight the fights you want.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Who along us hasn't accidentally taken an extra edible then gotten online
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Because anarchism is a political philosophy that leaves the actual, material solutions to the people on the ground dealing with them. Not good material for social media I admit. If you want a little red book that tells you who should be lined up against the wall... well thats already been tried.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Outside of metaphysics; if you're into physics or systems theory and are willing to go pretty far outside the box I'd recommend it. You are going to hear the word "god" 30294832049832 times so be warned. But I think the ideas are worth at least an attempt.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Just finished The Secret of Light. Picked it up on a whim, was expecting some new-age slop. Got instead the best book I've read on Yin&Yang theory written in English. Russell doesn't use those words, but it is incredibly consistent with Daoist cosmology Definitely going to be giving it a reread
The cover of "The Secret of Light" by Walter Russell. The cover is a plain blue field with rays of white light emanating from the top left corner.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I believe he split anthroposophy off from theosophy because he saw the rising of exactly the types of beliefs you're thinking about.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Steiner was a spiritual socialist who was attacked by the nazi party for his views. He's only a proto-nazi if you consider that he was a inter-war German intellectual. In which case everyone from that era was a proto-nazi. Which seems a bit unfair.
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Anarchist Wizard @anarchistwizard.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Idk who the Joe Rogan of the left is, but the Joe Rogan of esotericism is definitely Steiner. Rudolf Steiner Press has +1500 lectures ranging from 20 minutes to 8 hours long each, and they are *still* uploading new ones. He died in 1925. Seriously, this dude loved to talk.
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Rudolf Steiner (1861-1925) called his spiritual philosophy 'anthroposophy', meaning 'wisdom of the human being'. As a highly developed seer, he based his work on direct knowledge and perception of spi...
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