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Lance

@analogfusion.bsky.social
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He / Him. Husband, lover of nature, and professional geek. New Englander in Tennessee. I make acceptable photographs and craft mediocre prose. All opinions belong to your mom. Do not obey in advance. #Fujifilm #BelieveInFilm #DiagnosedAutistic

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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 10h
Now THAT'S some deftly orchestrated blasphemy! #Powerwolf www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H-g...
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POWERWOLF - My Will Be Done (Official Video) | Napalm Records
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 16h
Murder Tip: If you're searching the Web for ways to quickly dispose of a body, don't use Google with Edge, like an internet newbie. Use Tor, instead — ideally inside a bootable operating system like Tails. #Tor
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My right thumb has been aching lately, and I think I may have figured out the cause: flipping pages on my Kindle. I'm lazy, and rather than moving my hands to swipe with my index finger, I've been using the thumb of the hand I hold the device with. Don't be like me. #FirstWorldProblems
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Things you never knew existed. Thanks, YouTube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhK2...
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POWERWOLF - Demons Are A Girl's Best Friend (Official Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you ever start reading a thread, only to realize you can't tell what position(s) participants are advocating for or against? It's totally possible I'm just not very bright, and / or I need more coffee. #Coffee
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's remarkable that after months of sinking trillions of dollars and many lives into a war nobody wanted, the US is negotiating to reopen a major trading route that was already working before we depleted most of our weapons arsenal.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Testing my new Godox IT32 flash with Trixie the muse. TTL works nicely, even at very close range, although this flash can also be removed from its base in the hotshoe and placed anywhere you want. Shot wide open on the Fujifilm X100V. Edits in Snapseed. #LittleBrownDog
Black and white portrait of a small, mixed breed dog. She's looking directly at the camera with mild alarm.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I was in elementary school, my mom raised a stink about a librarian reading to my class from "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardobe." A friend told her the book was evil because... well, WITCH. Religious indoctrination is a powerful drug. I read the entire series later on as a young adult.
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Christian school board member melts down over class trip to “Satanic” Salem Witch Museum
Batavia City Schools board member Dan Schmidt admitted he didn’t know the museum’s history—but condemned it anyway
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Bill Thoo @billthoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#FloofFriday George! #Photography
Black and white photo of George! (Small white fluffy dog) lying on a rug.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People who lack curiosity in all areas of life are to be pitied.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't know who in Tennessee state government green lit this "woke" sticker, but I got it at today's conference. I heartily endorse this sentiment. 😀 #Tennessee
A colorful sticker distributed by Friends of Tennessee Libraries. It depicts a neon hand displaying a peace sign, a rainbow heart, and a book.
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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's funnier with the transcript....
A cat doing telephone support asks the customer if they have tried, "pushing the item off the counter"
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a low regard for voters who only regret voting MAGA because their votes backfired. They tacitly approved of the cruelty, environmental destruction, etc carried out by this administration. They only care now because they're suffering financially. There's no change of heart on display.
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Jim Rohan @jimrohanjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wells Beach polyptych. Twelve consecutive vertical frames using a plastic Ansco Pix Panorama camera. Part of a series of images titled "Superfluously Elongated Landscapes" that can be found on my website. www.jamesrohan.com
A black and white multi-frame panoramic image of an ocean beach in Wells, Maine.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TrumpTV: Unbiased and accurate news coverage you can totally trust. All Trump, all the time. Brought to you by Dear Leader. 🙄 #TrumpTV
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White House Launches ‘Trump TV’ Amid Feud With Press
Critics labeled the 24/7 feed as “state run” media as its launch coincided with traditional news outlets being banned from the White House.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you want your browser to stay quiet, check out the "Mute sites by default" plugin. I know it's available for Firefox (and also works with Waterfox). Not sure what other browsers might be supported. Just remember to unmute tabs when you do want audio. Ask me how I know. 😆
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Textra now has a whitelist for incoming texts. People not in your contacts don't get through, so hopefully no more spam texts. They've also added a delay send function that gives you 1-10 seconds to realize "oops - wrong recipient!" or "maybe I shouldn't have said that." Nifty! #Textra
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Mark E. Phillips @vphill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On our way back to New Orleans from Venice, we stopped at old Fort Jackson. Noblex Pro 06/150u Kodak TriX 400
A black and white landscape of a riverbank with large trees draped in Spanish moss leaning over the calm water.
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Stig @stigofthedump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Salford 📷 Nikon FM3A - 28mm f2.8 🎞️ Rollei Paul&Reinhold - TMAX Developer #BelieveInFilm #filmphotography
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chobani should consider printing "Teeming with Bacteria," instead of "Billions of Probiotics" on their yogurt cups.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A man who only reads news stories about himself pretends to read to kids. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't think antisemitism was ever historically defined as arguing that a nation shouldn't commit genocide against its neighbors.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“We don’t mind paying $8 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks, but we have a problem paying four bucks at the pump?” she said. “Make it make sense.” Well, Kristin, not everyone sees $8 for a cup of coffee as affordable (I sure don't), and most people buy more than 2 gallons to fill their tanks.
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Rising gas prices frustrate voters. Trump says it's an 'inexpensive price to pay' for the Iran war
Voters across the nation say skyrocketing gas prices are causing financial hardships for their families.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm a fair weather photographer. When the mercury climbs beyond my comfort zone, it takes serious motivation to do anything outdoors. Starting Tuesday, we're looking at highs only reaching the 70s and 80s (F). Next weekend will plunge down into the 70s! Fall is nigh. #CameraTime
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Migrating to a new phone would be a lot easier if I were an Apple guy. It would be somewhat easier if I used stock Android, but I care about security. I'd be miserable using an iPhone as my daily driver, but Apple does take the cake for ease of use. #GrapheneOS
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Phil @philstrachan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Buckled (More thoughts in the alt text) Camera: MPP Microcord Film: Ilford FP4+ #believeinfilm #filmphotography
Black and white photo of part of a metal gate into a field. The tube along the top of the gate is buckled. There is a drystone dyke at the left side and hills and trees in the background. Could have done with lifting the camera a little higher to separate the top of the gate post from the line at the end of the field. It looked ok through the viewfinder. I should know this stuff by now, ah well, live and learn haha.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Banning the press from accessing our executive branch is a nakedly fascist move.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guy ripped his WiFi module and mic out of his LG tv lol youtu.be/Bwk99pZmhL0
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This LG G6 OLED Glass Belongs to Me! It’s not spying on me anymore.
YouTube video by tfm55x
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Years ago I started hearing so-called "prophets" use the term "download" to describe the supposed revelations they were receiving from on high. This is the first time I've heard AI invoked by voices of the NAR. It's weird they use "AI" for divine revelation, though. So god is now just a LLM?
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I ordered a new flash tonight. Do I need a new flash? Probably not. But this one is a small Godox flash you can detach from its base and use off-camera. Perfect for portraits while traveling! Plus, it will trigger my other Godox lighting gear. It even has an integrated modeling light.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A massive diesel spill at a New Jersey data center has dumped roughly 5,000 gallons of fuel into wetlands connected to the Meadowlands. Local officials say a “computer glitch” caused the backup generator system to keep calling for fuel. The diesel entered Anderson Creek,
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't know this Robert Half guy, but I think he'd experience greater success in the job market if he stopped underselling himself, and began to assert his full value. Be Robert Whole.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God has told me that we're in a time of shift change: Hank is going to clock out of this earthly existence. His death could be tomorrow, next week, or 49.5 years from today. But his hour is coming soon. Thus saith the Lord! #FalseProphet #MAGATool
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Props And Prophecy: God Told Hank Kunneman That 'Gas Prices Are Going To Go Down'
Trump cultist MAGA pastor Hank Kunneman reports that God has assured him that "the gas prices are going to go down, down, down, down, down."
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John Scarbro @monobod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Holga 120 CFN Kentmere 400 #holga #rodinal #filmphotography #beliebeinfilm
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Rich Rizzo @richrizzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A still life made from a few of my fathers old tools. Central Florida (2018). Pentax K3. #EastCoastKin #Photography #ClassicMono #StillLife #Monochrome #BWPhotography #HandTools #Antiques #PentaxPhotography #PentaxK3 #StillLifePhotography
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have hiked scenic Mount Chocorua in New Hampshire twice: once in my early teens on a youth group outing, and again with a friend when I was 19. Contemplating a return visit next month, decades after my last ascent. #NewHampshire #Hiking
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I suppose there are worse places to propose to one's partner than at a pirate metal concert. And what more fitting soundtrack for the moment is there than "Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship"? It's a moment she'll never forget. #Alestorm
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Much like nobody is illegal on stolen land, nobody is a plagiarist when citing stolen intellectual property without credit. #AISlop
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching CompTIA A+ training on LinkedIn Learning. The obviously rushed module on AI (riddled with spelling errors), fails on multiple levels. There's a whole section on the "ethical" use of AI, replete with warnings against plagiarizing ideas from AI. Buddy, AI IS a plagiarism machine. #AISlop
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ten out of ten Nazis agree that we don't want members of "these" groups living in our countries.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Using generative AI to create a meme is a great way to enrich the billionaires who want to increase inequality. #AISlop
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Eddie (Missed Focus Maestro) @eddieapoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Soviet Glass, Michigan Water Shkolnik 120 Kodak Gold #FilmPhotography #ShittyCameraChallenge
Sunset in South Haven Michigan.
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you have aging eyes (or not), do yourself a favor and buy an inexpensive jewelers' loupe with LED illumination. I bought mine about a year ago for reasons I don't recall. A 10x magnifier is great for tiny print where even my glasses don't cut it.
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Ade Taylor (shoot_dev_print_repeat) on instagram @ade-pano.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pano triple Saturday Hasselblad Xpan ii Ilford FP4
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You're not taking the moral high ground if tribalism compels you to vote for habitual liars.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is it already too late?
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Anthropic Researcher Abruptly Resigns Before Warning That AI 'Could Kill Us All By The End Of The Decade' In Alarming Rant
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A shoot with Kayla at Debord Falls (November 2016). #ThrowbackThursday #FrozenHead #Tennessee #FujifilmXE2
A young blonde woman poses amidst fallen leaves on rocks under a stone ledge. She's wearing a white dress, her knees drawn up, and is looking off to the side.
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Tony Turner ❌👑 @tonyturnertn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Last 24 Hours Are the Opening Scene in a Horror Movie open.substack.com/pub/tedgioia...
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The Last 24 Hours Are the Opening Scene in a Horror Movie
Eight different insiders have issued warnings—and you need to hear them out
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TFW you retrieve your offsite backup drive from the safety deposit box, and realize you haven't updated it in a FULL year! It doesn't seem like it's been that long, but somehow it has been. This will take some time. 🙄
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Lance @analogfusion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm at a dentist appointment a bit early. When I check out, I'm going to ask to be removed from their automated texting system. An email reminder would be OK, but the system always sends multiple requests to fill out online paperwork for each visit. My phone is for my convenience, not theirs.
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