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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Overreacting to tonight’s Seahawks game: Maye is very good. Also, the SEA defense is REALLY good.

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

This should have been obvious since there is no better way to piss off every other driver around you than be carefully following traffic laws.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

The Minority Report, but for people who may one day decide to do back-in parking.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I'll never forget Dave whose kid transitioned ~15 years ago. He said, "Y'know, I was on my porch talking to him (after transitioning) and realized, 'This is the same person!'" Dumb to say, but profound in his journey. Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Thanks for being patient with us cis dummies.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Happy Opening Day! What are you looking forward to? I'm excited for the Mariners to trade for Geno Suarez again this July.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

@joshgondelman.bsky.social I have a PUP's Megacity Madness vinyl, but no record player and no desire for one. They wouldn't just sell me the download code (or donate the record). Do you want it? I'll mail it to you (or somewhere of your choice). I just don't want to waste resources.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Man, I love the show Shoresy. Really nice pivot from a one-dimensional side-character in Letterkenny to a fully-formed weird-ass sympathetic adult. I hate watching it because I know that each time I'll be experiencing something that I'll never get to experience for the first time again.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

There's a developmentally disabled man (45?) in my church who is a delight and LOVES the Seahawks. He's always wearing either Seahawks or Batman gear. I asked him if he was still excited about the SB win now, two weeks later. He said, "I'm excited about doing my song next week." Tough crowd man

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

What are we even doing here, Apple? Get your autocorrect together.

A screenshot of a text conversation. The author is attempting to write “Yes, exactly” and Apple autocorrects it to “yes, exact lymph”

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

The curse of the announcers. “Here comes the kicker who has never missed…”

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I hate the Rams, but I love me a fat-guy kicker.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I wanna buy @puptheband.bsky.social ‘s live album the are releasing but I don’t need the physical record (it comes with a download code). They can just sell the download code. If I get it, does anyone what the actual record for free?

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I'm sure everyone who will see this already subscribes, but if you don't, this is a VERY GOOD DEAL™, and I look forward to this newsletter delivered every morning to my inbox--in the same way I enjoyed the sports page from my local paper as a kid (I am old).

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Same to you @murray.senate.gov and @cantwell.senate.gov. The ACA, and SNAP doesn't affect me, but with a bunch of travel coming up the flights sure do. We can't cave just because it became inconvenient *for me.* Forget my travel, let's save Americans! Replace Schumer. We need a resistance party.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Everyone needs to go over to instagram and show love to Bazardo. Let him know he is loved and it’s sports—we had a great time cheering this team and thanks for the season!

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

How many broken bats until we hit the record of broken bats in a game?

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

We’re not hitting a lot right now, but I agree with Wainwright—I love them making Skubal throw a lot of pitches.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Did anyone else catch one of the Tigers/M's ALDS games where the announcers were going OFF on Javy Baez's 2025 plate discipline? As if it had improved? I was apoplectic. Any guesses on his BB total for 2025 based on their ravings? TEN. Third-lowest of his career. People on TV can just say stuff.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Cal should be the AL MVP for two irrefutable statistical FACTS: I like him as a player, and 60 is a nice round number. Also, Mark McLemore was the MVP of the M’s 2001 season and should be remembered more often.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Ethical question for my liberal M’s friends: I absolutely want the M’s to win the WS. But I do not want to find out that Cal, Woo, Geno, & the gang are Trump fans (I.e. “it’s an honor to be invited to the White House”) Cheer them on and then block all baseball news until P&C report? Other ideas?

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Hey @brendelbored.bsky.social , if we are adopting dad-energy people with movie choice and tong-clacking, is there an equivalency exchange program with gay-energy people? What do I have to like (as a heterosexual) to be ceremonially part of the gay community? Chappel Roan? Showgirls? Scarves?

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Brady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

Tweet from the Durham Bulls that reads "Y'all means all. #PrideNight"

Tweet from a user saying "Please delete," and Durham Bulls responding "No."

Tweet from a user saying, "Actually, no it does not! Stop dividing people." with a response from the Durham Bulls saying, "Inclusion's actually the exact opposite of division"

Tweet from someone saying "Maybe don't promote gay sex to children?" with the Durham Bulls responding, "Okay, sexyman159861581242902587231848675309"

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Hello friends. Pretty sure JESUS wants me to buy this Firebird

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Saw Gary Payton playing pick-up ball a school near OSU campus around 1990 in Corvallis. Just destroying a group of white dudes.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Why isn’t there a “Ceremonial First Pitch” at concerts? It makes more sense with the the symphony, but before @puptheband.bsky.social plays in Seattle they should bring out Ken Griffey Jr. to sing a Bb.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Hey @adamsmith.house.gov , do you feeling like backing up some of your rhetoric with impeachment articles against Noem now? I'd love to see my rep. take a leadership role here so that Washingtonians can know you have our backs.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Thank you @cantwell.senate.gov for your comments just now on Sen. Padilla. Now keep the pressure up. Get in front of every camera you can to push impeachment of this lawless authoritarian regime.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Hey @governorferguson.bsky.social What are you doing to prepare for the inevitable mass ICE raids/Military occupation of Seattle? @governor.ca.gov looks alone at this point but he won't be soon. Step up and show some leadership and preparation here. It's pretty clear what the pattern and agenda is.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Hey team: @cantwell.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov @adamsmith.house.gov What are we doing to prepare for the next step of the fascist agenda--when they come to Seattle? It's gonna happen and we are (again) going to be completely without competent national leaders if you don't step up now.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I just saw Patel's post on Comey and he abbreviated Secret Service to "SS?" Never seen that before. I mean, let's go ahead an call in Shaggy to sing this regime's theme music.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

I don't know if JD Vance killed the Pope or if that is just a rumor I'm spreading (who can say?) but DO know that the College of Cardinals will be the first ones blasting this banger soon--the Catholic Church's official Pope Theme Song™ (probably): open.spotify.com/track/39iAdL...

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Fresh Pope

Pkew Pkew Pkew · Open Bar · Song · 2022

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Has anyone thought that maybe GenX isn't the Slacker generation, but the Sleeper generation? And that maybe our grandparents set us up to do one thing: take down these fascist Boomers?

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

I just found out some Republicans are duplicitous--hypocritical, even! This will surely tank their movement and bring power back to the middle in 3-4 years.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Turns out, this thirsty waterfowl is racist.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 14/02/2024

Happy Valentines day to me who, once again, convinced my wife we weren't getting anything for each other. Then I got her 2 gifts (one bought, one made) for like the 10th year in a row, making her feel like shit. A win is a win.

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Aliens Think I'm Special @anabraktist.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

Oh man. @kentremendous.bsky.social and @joeposnanski.bsky.social have to be rethinking their ranking of Mookie as the Greatest Living American after his Bauer comments, right? "The credible abuser was nice to me," isn't great.

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