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@amyre.bsky.social
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professional security border collie and and engineer | pop culture glutton | outdoor super enthusiast | My views are not on behalf of or representative of my employer | fuck ICE | free Palestine she /her / hers

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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’ve been lucky enough to have a decently lengthy and very cool career in security. But also there have been many days working in security that make me want to walk directly into the sea.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If you’re wondering how I’m doing, a work doc tool just had to update my attempted use of the word “consulting” from “conslutting”.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Okay, Ruggable, imma need you to have a sprite and chill.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Dominic White @singe.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Barbra Streisand Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo Barbra Streisand I never watch 60 minutes but I watched that one about CECOT wooo Barbra Streisand
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Any time I read an article with leaks from spyware vendors, especially containing images from their presentation materials their software UI, I’m astounded at terrible quality of the graphics | UX. Then I remember every UI/UX pro I know is a wonderful human being and would never do this garbage.
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Kawaiicon @kawaiicon.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Kicking off soon, pals! We are streaming live if you are still in reg or cozy in your own hacker den: www.twitch.tv/kawaiiconnz
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KawaiiconNZ - Twitch
New Zealand's cute infosec con (& book publishers) ✨The weirdness returns: November 6-8, 2025
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Fuck yeah, NYC! Congratulations to you all! Happy for and jealous of you for your amazing Mayor Elect Mamdani!
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Yikes. Did not enjoy. Please unsubscribe.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Werner Herzog just started an IG account. You’re welcome.
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becca @magicjewball.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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John Scott-Railton @jsrailton.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Pegasus spyware maker NSO Group just got publicly rebuffed by the US. They came to DC to get off the US blacklist. It did not work out. You know about the human rights abuses, but let me tell you why NSO is no friend to the United States. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Behold my favorite weird Chrome security bug of 2025 so far! A jaw-dropping URL / omnibox spoof via ligatures, specifically the googlelogo ligature. issues.chromium.org/issues/39178...
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Security friends attending RSAC, please attend this session and heckle the fuck out of Kristi Noem.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The pants I am wearing today are cute (subjectively), comfy (objectively), but so noisy. I don’t think I can wear them to the office again. I feel the need to compulsively apologize for being disruptive, as I sound like a sailboat cruising aggressively in blustery conditions just walking about.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
So I guess this is the wrong time for my standard takes that CVEs often wielded like infosec Pokémon and CVSS scores are terrible data points for making software update decisions?
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Two things I’ve never noticed on previous trips to Vancouver. 1. Some of the freeways have bike lanes, such as the road to the airport. 2. There are tampons and pads sitting out in the restrooms available for free. Two ways America would sadly never.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I’ve been in Vancouver (Canada) since Thursday. This somewhat randomly timed trip could actually not have been better timed. On top of my general long-time love for this city, I am especially daunted leaving tonight and returning to the U.S. and well, everything else.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Chromium now has a patch rewards bounty for fixing some (non-security) bugs! This is very cool and provides an opportunity to contribute to open source and get some 💵 for your efforts!
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This is very cool and very excited to see this now live! If you like fixing bugs and have been looking for an excuse to participate more in OSS — here’s your chance and also get some $$$.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
In the latest installment of weird startup ads, did you know:
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
A longer version of the Tufts announcement about the abduction of an international graduate student by federal authorities, circulating on Twitter and Reddit.
March 25, 2025
Dear members of the Tufts community,
We have received reports that an international graduate student was taken into custody this evening by federal authorities outside an off-campus apartment building in Somerville. The university had no pre-knowledge of this incident and did not share any information with federal authorities prior to the event, and the location where this took place is not afiliated with Tufts University.
From what we have been told subsequently, the student's visa has been terminated, and we seck to confirm whether that information is true. The university has no additional information at this time about the cause or circumstances of the student's apprehension and is attempting to leam more about the incident. Following university protocol, the Office of University Counsel will assist in connecting the student to external legal resources should the individual request our assistance.
We realize that tonight's news will be distressing to some members of our community, particularly the members of our international community. We will continue to provide information, support, and resources in the days ahead as more details become available to us. While we await further information, we want to remind the members of our community that the university has an established protocol for responding to goverment agents who arrive on campus (or off-campus), for an unannounced site visit. To activate that protocol, it is best to call the Tufts University Police Department at 617-627-3030 and inform the dispatcher, who will notify the appropriate university
Available support resources
If you are feeling in need of support, we encourage you to connect and spend time with your friends, your classmates, and your loved ones, whether at or outside of Tufts.
On campus, there are multiple points of support for students that can respond to individual and group needs. Here's how to get started:
• The International Center is available to provide additional stud…
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Yael Grauer @yaelwrites.com · 24/03/2025
Butterfly meme with the question, is this a SCIF? The butterfly says “signal”
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Congratulations to person who wrote the final episode of the series One Day, because that was truly the single most saddest and truly devastating 30 minutes of anything I’ve ever seen on a screen.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I need a shock color that’s the opposite of an electric fence. It’s you’re still inside a certain range (like your work office building for example) at a specific time, it starts shocking you with tiny shocks that increase with intensity every five minutes. Does this exist?
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Come join my team…literally. Product Security is a small sub-team in Chrome Security. We’re hiring a mid-level Security Engineer to lead wrangling of our security reviews process && pitch in on some other security work. Role is in-office/hybrid, based in SF. www.google.com/about/career...
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Security Engineer, Chrome Product Security — Google Careers
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
"We call on the world to stop the injustice & stop the ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people," says Oscar winner Basel Adra to applause from the audience. 'No Other Land' just won the Best Documentary Oscar. Also a fantastic speech from fellow winner Yuval Abraham on "ethnic supremacy".
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Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
SEAN BAKER BRETHREN LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Watching this Oscars gave me a flashback of having to defend my long-time Conan O’Brien crush to male friends and one particular man I dated. I’m sorry, I’m not wrong.
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a man in a black hoodie is saying " are you gonna tell me im wrong !!! grow up bro !!! "
ALT: a man in a black hoodie is saying " are you gonna tell me im wrong !!! grow up bro !!! "
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
These jokes were unexpected and I cackled.
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Wynter @wynter.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I love him
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I am leaving work and haven’t seen any news today, but my weather app made sure I knew what’s been going on
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
RIP to iconic queen Michelle Trachtenberg, deliverer of one of my favorite lines on the small screen. Will also watch some later season Buffy tonight in remembrance.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This is your regular reminder that government mandated backdoors for end-to-end encrypted comms are bullshit, make everyone less safe, and should be resisted at maximum volume.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Exceptionally proud of the game of flight chicken I played today. After three weather delays for my flight from 3:30 to 4:49, to 5:20, to 5:35, I decided to leave our office for Sea-Tac at 4:00, a 48-minute commute (due to heavy traffic). Got here and through security two minutes before boarding. 😅
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i think kendrick is president now?
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Ontario: Chill the fuck out y’all.
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Rachel Bachman, WSJ sports reporter @realbachscore.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Nike hasn’t aired a Super Bowl ad since 1998. For its return to the big game, the company is turning to the meteoric rise of women’s sports—particularly women’s basketball. #WNBA www.wsj.com/business/med...
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Exclusive | Nike Is Betting a Big Super Bowl Ad With Caitlin Clark, Rapper Doechii Can Help Reclaim Its Dominance
More than a half-dozen elite female athletes are starring in the new commercial, as the apparel maker capitalizes on the surge in women’s sports.
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Laurel Davila @laureldavilacpa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Super Bowl USAID Save Foreign Aid
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I’m not okay with Nazi uniforms on my television
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Mugwump Jones @mugwumpjones.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
"Helly was never cruel."
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This was such an amazing show and it enough people know about it.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Super random post because I need an external link for this image, our new(-ish) Chrome VRP mascot, Bug.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Another morning of looking at my feed, heaving out the deep sigh of anxiety and dread.
Except this time, from somewhere deep in my subconscious (because I have no idea where this came from), I muttered to myself, “I just want to swim in the ocean.”
And I’m really not quite sure what I meant by that.
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Ashley Lake @ashleylatke.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This Fiona Apple narrated explainer PSA on how to film (and release footage from, not livestream) ICE arrests is exactly what we need from people with production skills right now and is worth about 3 million celebrity “imagine” covers in terms of survival utility
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We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests
This is "We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests" by MediaTank on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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Amy @amyre.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
For some reason I thought the NSA would be slightly buffered, but I have heard that sweeping anti-DEI mandates have already been issued, such as forcing removal of pronouns from signature blocks. People are being told that should report violations of these new mandates by their colleagues to the IG
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