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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 2h
Just Kyle & me hanging out. 🔎
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My co-worker - who I really like - told me she doesn't believe the moon landing was real. People haven't been to space. The Challenger explosion was staged & all those people are still alive. 👀
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Abbott Elementary: Janine Teagues Confused
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know why I ended up at The Outsider on Geary & Larkin, I just don't know if I'll survive.
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David Rose: Something Seems Really Sketchy About This
ALT: David Rose: Something Seems Really Sketchy About This
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Joining @zoeb27.bsky.social & son in spirit.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Open Enrollment time. AKA People Really Don't F'n Read Sh*t!
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Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Email Revelation
ALT: Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Email Revelation
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just finished Steel Magnolias. May as well round out the night with Terms of Endearment.
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Hitch Movie: The Iconic Ugly Cry Scene
ALT: Hitch Movie: The Iconic Ugly Cry Scene
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am an SF rookie. On Taraval @ 46th in a t-shirt & shorts.
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Extreme Wind on Observation Deck
ALT: Extreme Wind on Observation Deck
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No thank you.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Planet of The Apes - San Francisco.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had two calls this week. CALLS! One from my ex ex, who was weepy. The other from a friend who was crying. Idk what's happening but get it together people! I'm not the one.
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Sheldon: What is happening?
ALT: Sheldon: What is happening?
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nonsense.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This guys is a true humanitarian. On all levels
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not today, Satan!
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Had an ice cream social at work. One woman picked up an It's-It & asked what it was. The entire room...
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Charles Boyle Gasp Reaction B99
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People next to me at the bar HATE Mamdani. "NYC is SO dangerous now." 🙄 Oh, ok. In 100 days the city has fallen apart.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Male 5th grade teacher next to me "I don't let girls use the bathroom as "emergencies" unless they tell me they are on their period". 😬😡 I had to interrupt. "Are you insane?!" Thankfully, his male companion was NOT agreeing with him. WTF?!?
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As 12yos my friend & I would put on her mom's slips and duet Islands In The Stream. Can't recall who got to be Dolly & had to be Kenny, but good memories of Dolly started young. #RIPDolly
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Co-worker went to NYC for the first time. She didn't like. Said it "felt like LA". She stayed in midtown & went to all the places she saw on TikTok.
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Welp There You Go
ALT: Welp There You Go
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Whew.
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Dominik Szoboszlai's Iconic Liverpool Snap
ALT: Dominik Szoboszlai's Iconic Liverpool Snap
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The best. What would we do, baby?! tidal.com/track/100381...
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Johnny Mathis & Deniece Williams - Without Us
Listen to Without Us on TIDAL
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Did a fun run where you can do whatever you want - turn around early, hop on the bus etc. All good, no judgement. BUT afterward a dude who was walking behind me, & def bailed early, was telling his GF he did the entire thing. She ran the 5k. "I don't understand how you got back before me tho"
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Raising Hand Recitation
ALT: Raising Hand Recitation
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A friend put her pup down on Mon. My exes dad is in hospice with the end hours away. It's fascinating to see the amount of grief & condolences over the pup vs the (almost) dead human. (No he wasn't shitty, everyone enjoyed him). The empathy over losing a pup is way higher.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hiccups at bedtime.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Canada Institute of Contemporary Art was about to piss me off. Then I read it was Youth Week. Good job, first grader Aki O.!
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Couldn't get my gym membership going because I don't have a CA ID. So now I'm here. Not my fault. #ITried
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Cupcakes at work. I grabbed one but several ppl demurred "I'll get one later" Then the tray fell off the cart when they were cleaning up. Me in the corner
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Zooey Deschanel's Cupcake Moment in New Girl
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I don't know why no one told me about this air fryer thing but it is fantastic.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Some people run marathons, some people wait for people who run marathons.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Stumbling home like I'm drunk but it's plantar fasciitis #old
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Found $10 on my walk. Spent. (No I'm not in a cage. Idk why this bar looks like this).
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
First paycheck without my daughter on insurance. Woohoo.
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Rich Ru Paul Says 'I am rich.'
ALT: Rich Ru Paul Says 'I am rich.'
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Is there something basketball special about today? I've seen three people in Bulls gear this morning.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Now why is this someone's contribution to the break room? 😂
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I love you Bukayo Saka
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My friend poured me a glass of wine. 🔍🤔
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My new favorite pastime is watching the girlie pops trying to eat their salad dinners at Crissy Field.
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Jake Ambrose Tiktok: Funny Wind Face Challenge
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
I was speaking with Mitch McConnell by phone for twenty minutes when he said, "hey, what's Lindsay Graham doing here?"
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Then they wrapped it up with a f'n prayer circle.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#Analysist top notch
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Taylor Swift & Travis Kelsey had to get married at Madison Square Garden because they are more in love with each other than normal husbands & wives.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Fourth of Pilar! My kid's birthday, so something to celebrate.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I thought this bar was pro ARG. Then CPV scored.
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Sport Vs Santa Cruz: Electrifying Fan Cheer
ALT: Sport Vs Santa Cruz: Electrifying Fan Cheer
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The 🐷 wanted to do something SO bad. In the end the Egyptians comforted HIM. Like "you ok, bro?!."
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
In front of fans and kids taking photos, a Dallas police officer starts shoving staff members of the Egyptian national team here for the World Cup. At one point, he even reaches for his handcuffs. The video is already being shared internationally by news outlets.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bay Area has the best fans. So "they" say.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
LOL that the broadcast doesn't show pitch invaders. Those people have tens of thousands of camera on them now & will be (are) all over the net now. #BELSEN
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Knew I shouldn't have cheered for Kai.
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Kyle Broflovski: How Could You!
ALT: Kyle Broflovski: How Could You!
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This WC- MLS crossover match is putting me to sleep. #RSACAN #FIFAWorldCup
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