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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I survived The Great Shake Out of 2026.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This gem would be 50 today. I don't think having a drink to honor him is wise but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Cheers, Ike 🍻
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
100% agree with all of this.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’m no Trump fan but it’s not fair/necessary for his physician to reveal that the President has what most closely resembles a custom-built mobile bathtub that’s “just for diarrhea” and that the secret service are responsible for making sure he’s “never more than 30 feet from it.”
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finally, a little taste of old San Francisco.
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's me! I am one of those people. Thank you, cities.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fall?! Where?! 🥵
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clearly they don't like money, or repeat business.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ordered a glass of wine & side of fries. "We don't offer fries on their own."
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What The Disgusted Face
ALT: What The Disgusted Face
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Change the locks on you.
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Let Me In Please
ALT: Let Me In Please
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She's had enough of your antics.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just Kyle & me hanging out. 🔎
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My co-worker - who I really like - told me she doesn't believe the moon landing was real. People haven't been to space. The Challenger explosion was staged & all those people are still alive. 👀
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Abbott Elementary: Janine Teagues Confused
ALT: Abbott Elementary: Janine Teagues Confused
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok well of all the things in the Tenderloin. I didn't expect this. #SFWildLife
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know why I ended up at The Outsider on Geary & Larkin, I just don't know if I'll survive.
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David Rose: Something Seems Really Sketchy About This
ALT: David Rose: Something Seems Really Sketchy About This
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Joining @zoeb27.bsky.social & son in spirit.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looking forward to this. So much empty space still on Van Ness. Might be problematic being next door to me. 🍸🍸
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also, damn. He's speedy
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No way! Haha that's awesome.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Open Enrollment time. AKA People Really Don't F'n Read Sh*t!
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Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Email Revelation
ALT: Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Email Revelation
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No-Fly List IMMEDIATELY! #nasty
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just finished Steel Magnolias. May as well round out the night with Terms of Endearment.
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Hitch Movie: The Iconic Ugly Cry Scene
ALT: Hitch Movie: The Iconic Ugly Cry Scene
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was eying the sweatshirts at The Riptide. 😆
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Liz Lemon (Tina Fey): I Might Be An Idiot
ALT: Liz Lemon (Tina Fey): I Might Be An Idiot
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am an SF rookie. On Taraval @ 46th in a t-shirt & shorts.
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Extreme Wind on Observation Deck
ALT: Extreme Wind on Observation Deck
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sent to a friend & she replied "Is this real?" Taken my yours truly.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've never seen it like this. Definitely wild.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No thank you.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Planet of The Apes - San Francisco.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lterally me right now. I just texted my kid "It's so nice in SF. What should I do?" Then back to scrolling.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had two calls this week. CALLS! One from my ex ex, who was weepy. The other from a friend who was crying. Idk what's happening but get it together people! I'm not the one.
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Sheldon: What is happening?
ALT: Sheldon: What is happening?
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nonsense.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Come on over anytime. I've got room for a sleepover.
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Chiikawa sleepover
ALT: Chiikawa sleepover
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's one way to get into 1st class
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This guys is a true humanitarian. On all levels
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not today, Satan!
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wait. Why was it?
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You sure?
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Had an ice cream social at work. One woman picked up an It's-It & asked what it was. The entire room...
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Charles Boyle Gasp Reaction B99
ALT: Charles Boyle Gasp Reaction B99
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy Birthday!!
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People next to me at the bar HATE Mamdani. "NYC is SO dangerous now." 🙄 Oh, ok. In 100 days the city has fallen apart.
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Male 5th grade teacher next to me "I don't let girls use the bathroom as "emergencies" unless they tell me they are on their period". 😬😡 I had to interrupt. "Are you insane?!" Thankfully, his male companion was NOT agreeing with him. WTF?!?
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Clearly they didn't watch the men's World Cup.
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Soccer Dive: Wet Willy Knockout
ALT: Soccer Dive: Wet Willy Knockout
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As 12yos my friend & I would put on her mom's slips and duet Islands In The Stream. Can't recall who got to be Dolly & had to be Kenny, but good memories of Dolly started young. #RIPDolly
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hahahaha I love this so much
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Co-worker went to NYC for the first time. She didn't like. Said it "felt like LA". She stayed in midtown & went to all the places she saw on TikTok.
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Welp There You Go
ALT: Welp There You Go
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Whew.
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Dominik Szoboszlai's Iconic Liverpool Snap
ALT: Dominik Szoboszlai's Iconic Liverpool Snap
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amymb.bsky.social @amymb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The best. What would we do, baby?! tidal.com/track/100381...
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Johnny Mathis & Deniece Williams - Without Us
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