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Amyana Bones 💀

@amyanajones.northsky.social
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Amy. Pronouns like a berry farm: u pick Too. Many. Hobbies. Profile pic is my great-grandmother and her older sister, header is a shitty tapestry I wove.

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 7h
There should be a rule that if your Harry Caray impression is actually a Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray you go to jail
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 10h
Have to be up stupid early to go to work in person tomorrow lolsob
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 13h
"hay is nature's glitter" lmaoooooo
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you hear hissing, that's just me trying to browse craft books while getting mad at the piles of AI generated, self-pubbed bullshit.
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if I started a basket to work on during travel training lol
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
Losing my shit because a stunner does not involve head meeting concrete
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
So the basketweaving class I went to was part of the museum's tribal programming (which is open to everyone) and it's funny how my brain has absolutely classified the tribal programming offerings on a scale of Fine For Me To Attend all the way down to Oh That Is Absolutely Not For Me.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You have to perform the Ozzie Guillen Lou Piniella rap commercial
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's really funny how sometimes the only thing that really indicates a specific geographic origin is one fucking vowel. (I am watching a presentation by a women born in Minnesota)
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh my god, I can... work on my own deliverables???
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love when someone who is not my boss wants to touch base on my progress in a meeting that could have been a Teams message when I could have been FINISHING THE THING THEY WERE ASKING ME ABOUT.
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BOO! k HistoriAAAH 🎃 @book-historia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The fucking Heffalumps and Woozles from Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day (1992) were nightmare fodder for a long time
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Next week in Amy Is Overbooked, we got: top off truck gas, in person office appearance, make dentist appointment, best friend's birthday, aaaaaaand guild meeting. That doesn't sound bad but two of those involve driving hundreds of miles.
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
When Chris Benoit isn't answering his phone on June 24, 2007:
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like the original Luddites, I’m just upset about concerning new innovations in the weaving industry
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
A combination of genealogy and fiber arts will really have you out here wondering things like "okay but what did a 17th/18th century loom look like in what is now Germany"
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thought oh, I'll practice spinning while I watch this video and then remembered that I got two shots in my dominant arm yesterday so that's not really gonna work lmao
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Having taken wrong turns TWICE now while trying to find fiber arts activities on the west side of town, I am sitting down and staring at a map and trying to figure out what the most straightfoward route is lmao
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wondering why I'm so sleepy at 11:30 on a Saturday and then remembering I had a shit week and also two vaccines yesterday lol
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The Fiber Farm (Jen) @jjco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So my favorite rooster behavior is they sing a “tasty treat” song for their ladies and the hens come RUNNING over and Walter will sacrifice his OWN tasty treats so they can get as much as they want first and even points it out to them on the ground 🥹 what a guy!
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
loling at the concept of "game-used" high-A MASCOT jerseys
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember some:
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, the number of snarky Cubs posts I DON'T make because I don't want to do them in the quotes of one of the beats who actually came over here lol
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Condemned to forever be an episode behind on Critical Role
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Important news I learned while driving home from getting shot: THE VALLEY IS GETTING A TRADER JOE'S, AND UNLESS THEY DO SOMETHING REAL WEIRD IT WILL HAVE A NORMAL PARKING LOT
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Minor weirdness with the vaccines but now I have been shot
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I'd known I'd have almost everything done by this morning, I would have scheduled my vax appointment for earlier in the day. womp womp
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally bothered to search out the function to properly round my holiday hours in my weird pay calculation spreadsheet, hell yeah
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well Kaiser may still not have accurate information about COVID vaccines on their WA page, but they finally DID stop telling me I was due for vaccines I was absolutely not due for, so there's that.
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was looking to pick my rooting interest for the rest of the playoffs and man that's a grim selection.
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Slept like shit last night, got woken up by an emergency alert, had to work, had inspection, will I/won't I about making The Last Vet Appointment, and I changed my oil. Folks I am fucking EXHAUSTED.
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
How on earth am I single, who doesn't enjoy a partner of indeterminate gender (my gender is simply none of my business) who occasionally stinks of eau de 0w20
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Changing my motor oil about it
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well inspection's done so at least that's one annoying thing off my list.
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man, pet end-of-life decision making SUCKS
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 01/10/2026
Good to see LoveHoney are still investing in fun new designs?
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have started making a quesadilla, ensuring that the inspector will show up shortly.
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was going to send in some comments on a permit and now I see that the company that put it in no longer exists as of yesterday. 🙃
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally called Kaiser and said "what's your deal, bitch?" and then scheduled my vaccines.
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
So yeah, last night, at like 12:40something, the city sent an emergency alert about a runaway teen (I don't object to this part) WHICH BYPASSED THE VOLUME SETTINGS (this is where we have beef) and must have woken up half the county.
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
The thing about sending full volume emergency alerts at 1am is that then people turn alerts off okay goodnight
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry, that one's on me, I turned the game on
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blessed to be missing the first part of the game tonight due to basketmaking at the museum.
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently my threshold for calling the plumbing company and being like INSPECTION PLZ??? is also their threshold for calling me and going INSPECTION PLZ???? so that's scheduled now lol
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
In case shit wasn't already hectic enough I think it's rapidly approaching time to let Alfred go. lol and also lmao
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
*work-related hissing noises*
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Super excited to put in another almost full day because someone else is bad at project management.
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alright, I shot my wad on Kershaw jokes too early and this game isn't getting better. I'm out. If we pull off the comeback, you can all tell me how smart you are.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish Dave Roberts would come take Kershaw out of this game
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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh they're pitching around the guy who hit the first pitch home run? Thanks for that brilliant insight, bigot.
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