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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 3h

Next time FedEx asks me to fill out a survey I'm just going to type "your website is bad and you should feel bad"

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 5h

Reading a coworker's report and "nearby fisher folk" has me picturing like Anthropomorphized martens

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 6h

Gonna take what cash I have, transfer money from savings into checking and hope for the best, I guess? I'd prefer to pay with credit card but I am NOT counting on that.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 6h

Looking for my checkbook in the year of our lord 2026

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 6h

My question is... how do you take payment for this shit. Like on the one hand, this is an older lady, on the other hand, she maybe has a quilting business? On the third hand, some of this stuff is hella expensive new, do your really want people giving you over a grand in cash? Probably not!

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 6h

Oh goddamnit the guild sent out an email that some old lady is selling all her weaving shit, so now we all truck over to her house at 9am on Saturday I guess lmao

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 9h

I've started having mild hallucinations once after less than 24 hours! And that's not... whatever this was lmao

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 22h

No Children wasn't meant to be aspirational, my dude.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 23h

This smells a certain way that I can't quite describe

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

Learning that there's a Penland workshop next summer where you make a bong, but you still gotta call it a water pipe because shit ain't legal over there

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

Well, sort of. Still got a whole folder labeled "Work Shit," most of which was for one specific project and can probably be deleted.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

Cleaned up my browser bookmarks, please clap

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

Like, I also do not enjoy paying my property taxes, which are due end of this month, but I recognize that I live in a society lol

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

With the note that I am NOT reading the article, wanna bet he makes too much money to qualify for a senior exemption/tax reduction where he lives?

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

Yeah I will wait my turn, and I'm usually not standing because I'm a window-seat-chooser, but by god no, I will NOT chill out!

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

Make that 14-7 on the season, 10-1 (!?!?!?!?) in conference play

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

I wanted to take a class but I was having a real hard time getting a read on the vibes here. Now I see a POC journeyman and classes at the queer bar, so opinion on vibes adjusted.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

Oh, they've apparently done this SEVERAL times and put it on their TikTok. Okay, definitely noted.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

*files "not enough of a bigot to refuse a booking at the queer bar" away about the local stained glass artist/teacher* ... look, I take my information where I can get it

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

One of the alma maters is in a Texas league for football because the league they're actually in does not have football, so I get to learn this shit about DII Texas teams.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

Learning that Texas A&M Kingsville's mascot is Porky the Javelina.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

The got some nice non-toxic wood wax after that, don't worry.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

You're not supposed to use rubbing alcohol on wood but under the circumstances that was a risk I was willing to take.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

Found it! And promptly cleaned the shit out of it! Because I threw it in the garbage when grabbing a pile of Kleenex!

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

Did find the flashlight and pen I lost a couple weeks ago, though

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 18/10/2026

Half of the only pair of plugs I can easily get in my ears has wound up... somewhere? And I must scream!

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

Learning that some campaigns are still using door hangers

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

"He advocated for the “sanctity of life” from conception onward, insisted marriage is between one man and one woman, expressed support for abolishing the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (ATF), and advocated for the United States to withdraw from the United Nations."

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

Also the text was full of dog whistles.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

Yes, court offices are non-partisan, this guy has previously run for other shit as a Republican.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

Got a text for a republican running for state supreme court, from a South Dakota phone number (???), and have now told them to eat my whole fucking ass.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

Anyway, the alma maters are currently 11-7 on the season (7-1 in conference play)

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

A thing I've learned re: college sports is that at almost no time does someone saying "OSU" mean the same thing I do when I say "OSU."

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

I mean, no, but only because it would be hard for me to give up something I'VE NEVER USED.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

On the second part, I will not do this because I am not confrontational by nature, but I really wanted to reply with "Sir I make almost that much working 16 hours a week, get more than twice the 401(k) match, and I don't have to live in TEXAS.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

"Don't know where to start investing?" Vanguard you can see my account. Also do not try to market to me as though I were a Swiftie. Just extremely wrong on multiple levels there.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

Was going to further be responsible by placing a Costco order but looks like Costco's website ain't having that.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

Cranky about having to drop some money on the truck, I have then dropped additional money on a dice tray to make myself feel better lol

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

Also they have a shuttle and I live in its range so I'm gonna drop off, have them take me home, and then spend that particular service window IN MY HOME DOING MY JOB.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

I am not paying them to change the wipers however, that's silly.

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

I did grown-up shit and that resulted in scheduling MORE grown-up shit and honestly how is that fair. (truck has a small leak, they also recommended some maintenance which I'm going for just because look she's 10 years old and I haven't had anything done but oil changes and tire rotations)

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

Finally escaped the dealership In other news LINKEDIN RECRUITERS EAT MY WHOLE ASS

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

Learning that oil change is Spanish for oil change

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

WHAT MY GOD THAT'S RIDICULOUS I completely get not wanting to pay that!!!

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

Might I recommend,,, Death Valley if you have not been? (It's lovely in December!)

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Amyana Bones 💀 @amyanajones.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

I don't have one, but my grandma worked one day cleaning buses during the war. That was apparently enough lol

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