Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 7hthey are all looking pretty smug for a bunch of lying morons. really thought they had a smoking hot gotcha there didn't they. 😂 020
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 8hhow can he not realize how incredibly bad that sounds (and is)??! 110
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 8h"over"? or "in addition to"? very big and crucial difference there and i bet i can guess which it actually is. not to mention having a whole population of people purposefully kept sick or unprotected during a pandemic is dangerous for everyone. because of science reasons. 010
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 9hhe is a Thiel lackey so no doubt his office is heavily into AI which is regularly found to be seriously lacking in accuracy or will just straight up confabulate. 093
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 10hconsidering there is no such thing as being racist against white people there is actually zero issue pointing out a mediocre embarrassing white guy being mediocre and embarrassing. 040
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 17hthe ALF dad had some extremely NSFW hobbies post-ALF. so definitely more than sus. you don't want to be a homeless dude when the ALF dad showed up with a crack pipe... 110
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(the percentages were of 'households' and i just did percentages of population as a whole but there is a big enough spread i doubt that changes much of anything.) 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 29/09/20268% of 2,063,550 (white people on SNAP in AR) = 165,084 22% of 449,884 (black people on SNAP in AR) = 98,974 based on my understanding of which number the alligator eats it seems there are still more white people on SNAP in Arkansas. and by a pretty hefty amount. 🤷♂️ 120
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they do not care. they get off on it if anything. laughing that no one that notices how blatant it is can do anything about it and those that don't are dumb as bricks. 011
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nvidia wants to keep selling GPUs. but AI companies want 'regulation' so they have an excuse to ALL to slow down and prevent the bubble bursting when it becomes even more obvious LLMs will never be AGI and that they are garbage no one wants with unrealistic valuations based on mass delusion. 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026there have been several video clips where there are obvious hypnagogic jerks. 110
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026what is more infuriating is just how shameless it is. literally does not give a single shit that the world sees him snoozing on the regular in the middle of all manner of public events. rubbing it in our faces daring anyone to call him on it. this goes for everyone in the room. 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026when it comes to potentially dangerous food recalls it is absolutely critical you be as vague as possible and make the article be clickbait. monetization is vastly more important than disseminating important information. 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"may" she'll get spooked by the time she gets to the voting booth by the same dumb nonsense that caused her to vote Republican her whole life to begin with. red scare. bigotry. 'caravan'. she'll justify it. weak-brained 'lifelong Republicans' always do. 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026huh. realizing i haven't heard much about Bongo lately. what's up with that? normally he's a pretty big sassy loudmouth desperate for attention. he get spooked from seeing all the unredacted Epstein files? including whatever was on all the CD-Rs and tapes that were seized? 110
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i think he wants to keep them around in case he needs to have "them" "attack" a blue state. then he can have the hat trick of : blue state taught a lesson / blue state denied FEMA help / oh no. have to delay midterms. 😢 THEN he can use the nukes he's been jonesing for since first term. 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026there is a whole 24/7 Cheaters channel on Pluto / Amazon live channels. Clark Gable is the absolute worst host. like every episode seems like the very first time he has ever been on TV. 110
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i definitely would never use a bunkbed picked up from the dump. (full of ghosts.) 010
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Chicken Tetrazinne! same. gotta do the correct cadence obviously. 010
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026important to remember he was also dressed as Dr. Phil and shaved his hair to look like the same baldness as Dr. Phil. 030
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026professional butterfly knowers have a pretty good actual name of 'lepidopterists'. which sounds cool and is vaguely seussian. etc. 010
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and absolutely ridiculous Division of Elections had zero problem with this nonsense where he could not even serve if he won— but made a whole big deal about two people named Dan Sullivan existing. 120
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026small part of me was hoping they'd just end it in the year-ahead timeline and the truncated Season 5 would just be a multi-episode Year One pilot. keep all the crew changes more mysterious so they don't feel compelled to answer them all in the next 6 episodes— since already a year in the future! 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026when was Susan "Longest-serving Republican woman in the Senate" Collins ever a Democrat? 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i was wondering when that was going to show up. especially after their Red Scare 3.0 is laughably bombing with everyone outside the gullible moron Republican 'base'. 020
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026his cabinet will willingly wear massive clown shoes vs. just exchanging them for the correct size. whole new unimagined levels of pathetic obsequiousness with these losers. 010
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026explaining this nonsense to people makes me feel as bonkers nuts as i did explaining Scientology to people for years before that became more common knowledge. 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it isn't free? it is using my tax dollars to more efficiently provide health care for all— not enrich insurance company C-suites as they deny claims and people die from entirely preventable causes. or providing lunch to school kids which benefits everyone vs. bombing kids which benefits no one. 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026can you even imagine how many takes they'd have to do if he had to voice this while swaying down the hall? 110
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this one pairs nicely with the brand new 'scared of planes' wince. 030
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026can't imagine thinking this looks good or is cool or tough in any way. also has no one told him he has a strokey looking mouth these days? 070
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026we are giving credence to a self-diagnosis made by a noted attention-seeking liar? low bar. do you also believe Trump has a high IQ and is very intelligent? after all he public claimed he does which is apparently good enough. 110
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you want a documentary critical of Elon to fail? he isn't going to reward you for standing up for him. 100
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026why would you want a documentary critical of Elon to fail? he isn't going to be your friend or reward you.theguardian.comElon Musk attacks film-maker behind documentary about himTech mogul calls director Alex Gibney a ‘bitter old man’ who has ‘zero integrity’ in series of posts on X 070
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026wanting this to fail isn't going to make Elon be your best friend. 020
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Elon : "huh? Streisand? not sure i know who you are talking about?" 020
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Roko existing also caused Elons madness. not the actual dorkass thing but the concept. as Grimes did a pun about it and Elon thought that was the most clever thing ever. 🥰 >>ffwd. then Elon became the most divorced dude ever and realized if he buys twitter he could read Grimes DMs. and here we are. 020
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026how is it fake news when you can go to the site yourself and see the previous front page Trump mentions are in fact no longer there? and you can go to the wayback snapshot from a week ago and see it was quite prominent. 3 times just in the top banner basically. web.archive.org/web/20260617... 130
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026truly impossible to have ever predicted this outcome. really came out of nowhere. 140
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026bit of a non-sequitur with the 'USA' chant? huh? 'AI' is literally right there if they are compelled to keep the chant an initialism. and surely they could've just asked bad calculator itself for a clever chant if coming up with 'AI' was too difficult for them. 020
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026plenty of cultures and societies doing way better than the US don't have a 'biblical voice' mucking things up. this idea is nonsense from the jump. 000
Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026they know it is garbage and they are massively overleveraged. if they can be "regulated" into all slowing down they can maybe stave off the bubble burst until they can con some governments into bailing them out by buying into their garbage tech they sell as "TOO POWERFUL". obvious nonsense. 0111
