Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 7hThe spiderouter is real and it will be my friend. 010
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeAmorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Transbian Columbo voice: just uuuuuh something’s been bothering me lately, you said she topped you right before she fell off the ledge, but she was seen sniffing poppers that night. Just really a curious thing, huh. Sniffing poppers if she already took a viagra to top? Well, have a good night! 153
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Transbian Columbo voice: just uuuuuh something’s been bothering me lately, you said she topped you right before she fell off the ledge, but she was seen sniffing poppers that night. Just really a curious thing, huh. Sniffing poppers if she already took a viagra to top? Well, have a good night! 153
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The last pic of me as a non massaged person(she’s never had a massage before). See you, space cowboy. 360
Reposted by Amorphous.Blondebites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 19/09/2026yea i think im done for tn 51165
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeAmorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Top dog? I wish someone would 031
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Draculas is the most costumed movie of all time and I can pull off every single one of them. 020
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Jurassic Park 010
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Francis’ Ford’s Coppola’s Bram’s Stoker’s Dracula’s Ruth’s Chris 010
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Francis Ford Coppola’s Herman Melville’s Dracula: “I don’t drink…sperm.” 030
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trying to find the sluttiest fit that ever slutted or die trying 041
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/ 91121082094
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s crazy how you can be such a great kisser and so many people just never bother to find out. What a world. 162
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeAmorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every woman needs a pair of overall shorts she can look casually slutty in 😌 Especially while she flips pin 6153
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every woman needs a pair of overall shorts she can look casually slutty in 😌 Especially while she flips pin 6153
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread. 19571821172
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeMolly McQueen 🏳️⚧️☯️☭🍓 @subtlypunk.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Star Trek was created by a hypersexual idealist. This resonates with me. 1183
Reposted by Amorphous.Blondemiss fern 🏳️⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it's easy to tell if a wolfgirl has a crush on you on account of the big heart eyes and the pounding on the table and the tongue rolling across the floor like a red carpet and 931944
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeArc Bat @arc.helltomb.com · 02/09/2026It's important because we need to know all the things we've survived through, all the things we fought over, all the things we got wrong, and how we still have so much work to do. 141
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeArc Bat @arc.helltomb.com · 02/09/2026Something I want to pass on to younger trans people, is how important it is to read about our history, and read and watch trans media made before your time. It's so important to know where we came from and how all these ideas we have about gender didn't just happen overnight. 161
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 02/09/2026post a selfie 👊 or else I’m hunting twinks 030
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeMolly 🍄 @coconutmolly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026timeline cleanse post a selfie 🫵 I'm purple now 171
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Watched a gal plug in a dollar on a pin with two credits already up, and felt really bad about not stopping he’d, except her Stern name was Slytherine Something, so…. yeah I don’t feel bad 000
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Apparently taking prog orally might be more effective for me, because the girls are aching and have actually started leaking for the first time. Who knew that sticking it up my butt wasn’t the thing my body needed? Guess I’ll just have to find something else to go up there then 030
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeAmorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Girl that is into friendcest: “Gosh, I love my friends :3 “ 131
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Whatcha doin’ down there? Can’t a girl get ready for bed after a hard night of flipping? 020
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeBiblicallyAccurateMoth @bibleaccuratemoth.bsky.social · 21/08/2025 82174692
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeThe Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 25/08/2026I’m a machine that turns estrodial cypionate into accidentally peeing a little bit all the time 3814
Reposted by Amorphous.Blondecaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/08/2026hbd Mr. Bushmiller 💓 131845189
Reposted by Amorphous.Blondemaya butchpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 23/08/2026IM SICK OF TRANS SPIDER MAN MAKE A DIFFERENT CHARACTER TRANS. MAKE ERNEST P WORRELL TRANS 87411
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Going to the beach and gonna “let it hang, sister”. Suns out, tums out. 010
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Girl that is into friendcest: “Gosh, I love my friends :3 “ 131
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Call me Ishmael the way I’m going to be hunting down this arcade twink every time I see him breaching the surface. 010
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This twink looks like a young pre transition version of myself when my hair looked like one of ramona’s evil exes, and if I crack this egg I will fix the timeline 010
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Part of me wants to voice train to scare the twinks off less, but the other part of me knows that that those twinks aren’t cut out for it and won’t make it through, and I really have to cut back on the dry cleaning bill. 030
Reposted by Amorphous.Blondepmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute, 1920 by Joseph Tomanek 144092
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Grimy bathroom lighting is necessary for a proper thriving futch habitat. 070
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeUncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026big tgirl orgy but its actually just a ploy so me and like 4 other girls can watch you have sex with 1 specific other girl at the orgy and we do live commentary and cheer the whole time 3760356
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeAmorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Finally found a new denim vest and we are so fucking back we’ve been here years 251
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I have so many pics of me wearing this because I can’t stop taking them. Could you? 050
Amorphous.Blonde @amorphousblonde.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Finally found a new denim vest and we are so fucking back we’ve been here years 251
Reposted by Amorphous.BlondeClaire, Boob Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i think lesbians into piss should actually call it yurination 314234
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