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Amoeba Makes

@amoebamakes.bsky.social
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The home of all the stained glass that Amoeba makes 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 Secluded cabin dwelling queer old goth who creates character relics, cryptids & keepsakes

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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Canada Still can't send anything to most of the EU...just blocked. Full stop. Not sure what other folks are doing about all of this new tariff shit yet. PppPPppfffbbbbpppfFffttttt I need to have a beer with the post lady and have a rant about wtf. I love her.
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was hit with learning about section 338 I made the super wise choice to read the list at 3am and get really fully disheartened SO mad and sad for crafty folks just trying to figure shit out all the tiimee I just want to make stuff and send it to friends why is everything sucking SO HARD
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Elite answer
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shots fired
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
For the record! FUCK AI TO DEATH and every. single. horse. it rode in on.... Forever. I do use whatever pre-set camera app filter compensates for the ancient ass NoName tablet I use to take photos. To make sure that the glass color is as close to how you're going to see it as it can get. Fuck AI
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pinned post!! Heya! I make stained glass art & relic jewelry incorporating things like leather, wood, mirror, broken glass, ashes & sentimental fabrics like velvet. Whimsical plant stakes, mirror danglers & window charms! I tend to do small batches of special items. Shop link above!
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Stained Glass Sausages and Pickles!!! FASHION SHOOT FOR THE SHOP LAUNCH ( Typical David Bowie sounds intensify )
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
* tentative stage whisper * I think I did it. I think I FINALLY did all the things on all the apps and linked them all together I think I might have a way to get paid for art now I think I did it If anyone wants to try throwing money at me we can do that now... Maybe. (tomorrow..lol.)
static.klipy.com
Elmo the Pirate in Fiery Chaos
Alt: Elmo the Pirate in Fiery Chaos
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The EU is doing something with tariffs except for the bunch of places that are not... or Canada is... They are figuring it out... It is so so dumb.
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
NONO NO Not hostage. Just.... Temporarily denying a passport.
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fear not, the most excellent lady at the desk told me it is only temporary. Yet could not approximate a timeline. I showed her pictures of your Peen. She said he was a very handsome and clever and pretty boy. He is still safe with me. I shall look to the news for answers. Forever yours, Amoeba
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
To my dearest friend Frog, I traveled to the office with your package in my hands, heart bursting. Only to find that my country no longer sends things to your country. WTF DUDE WHY IS EVERY STEP OF THE WAY LIKE THIS Perhaps I shall walk and swim the distance between us. @frooogscream.bsky.social
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Frog, you are going to laugh at how I botched together the slightly used pizza box into a very durable but ugly package. Your peen is so fuckin safe.
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The biggest medieval dinosaur dong goes to The Pirate Nana One of the achievements in my life
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@frooogscream.bsky.social @amladydragonfly.bsky.social @disastershipblonde.bsky.social @disabledpirate.bsky.social @bonnietylerfan.bsky.social
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This makes me so happy
A busy windowsill filled with plants and stained glass.
With various packages to be sent out to friends.Purple Dickosaurus amongst the foliage in a flower pot
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. Says Skeletor just getting it all off his chest. Try it.
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ed just wants to dilly dally 😭
meme with two diff photos of ed teach, on the left under "born to dilly dally" is potato sack onesie kitten bell ed teach smiling and dilly dallying and fishing, on the right under "forced to lock in" is kraken ed completely numb but looking like he's about to burst into tears (our flag means death s2e2 and s2e5)
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Welp.... In light of recent events... Would anyone be interested in pet cremain fused glass cabochons? I'm thinking about doing this for my buddy bear I'd love to do this and offer it for others If a few of us would be into it, I could justify the expense of the equipment
Pet cremains in a Lovely gift bag with purple ribbons Examples of fused glass cabochons
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
CACKLING This s amazing
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If they are not on bsky they can tell you to tell mee and I'll send you the link when that's ready. Would that work? and I'll get a better sunlight picture for the purple dude because it's such a nice glass.
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Eeeee!! That's so awesome! 2 are still available! The smooth purple dude and the bumpy golden one! Here is the best spot to call dibs and I'll send the listing when the Kofi shop is finally set up.
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
✨ PIRATE NANA ✨ Has henceforth called dibs on The biggest Deep purple & peaCock blue veiny bastard Congratulations to this Dickosaurus for being chosen by such a legendary lovely person @amladydragonfly.bsky.social I am thrilled!!
Big purple Dickosaurus for the Pirate Nana!!!!!Showing off the vein texture of the blue glass on a stained glass dinosaur that is shaped like a dickShowing off the texture of the deep purple glass on a stained glass dinosaur that is shaped like a dickShowing off the texture of the deep purple glass on a stained glass dinosaur that is shaped like a dick
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don't have extra arms right now but I'll do my best to get a sunlight picture for you! Royal purple and peaCock blue!
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ehhehehhehe 🥰 If you'd like to call dibs on one I'd love to send you the listing when it's up in the shop. The giant veiny purple dude is an exceptional specimen.
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It'll be sent in a slightly used gluten free pizza box. So if it comes to your house smelling like cheese..... that's why.
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A herd of freshly polished Dickosaurus galavanting in the sunlight in celebration of their sibling being sent away to their forever home ( @frooogscream.bsky.social that golden boy yeah? )
Stained glass dinosaurs that are also dicks
Dickosaurus 
Deep Purple and pissy golden colors Golden boy Dickosaurus for Frog
Stained glass dinosaurs that are also dicks
Dickosaurus 
Deep Purple and pissy golden colors Ribbed 
Stained glass dinosaurs that are also dicks
Dickosaurus 
Deep Purple and pissy golden colors Big purple buddy
Stained glass dinosaurs that are also dicks
Dickosaurus 
Deep Purple and pissy golden colors
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'll pack it up today and send you the payment link whenever the shop gets launched next week. I shall polish up your Dickosaurus to a bright shine Adorn it with brass bells Package it up lovingly Send it across land and ocean tomorrow You shall have your dick my friend Send me your details
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Going through my friend list to copy everyone here makes me realize HOW MANY FUCKING COOL PEOPLE I KNOW LOOK AT YOU ALL what a bunch of delightful weirdos
Garbage bin with a red heart balloon floating out of it

The words say

SLOW HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
insert joke here
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THIS IS WHERE I NOW MAKE THE THINGS please follow!!! The Kofi and whatnot will be there!!
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Amoeba Makes @amoebamakes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WhooOOOOoOOo Follow me here too please pirate pals! This is where I'll be hawking all my fabulous glass!
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