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Ami

@amireal.bsky.social
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If you know Amireal from fandom, that's probably me. Here's my AO3 to be sure: archiveofourown.org/users/amireal

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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I’ve decided to go brain free today. It’s awesome. No thoughts, only naps. My mentor is this random orange cat I saw on the internet.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Where's my receipt? I want to return this adulthood. It's not as advertised. *rummages* think customer service will take a birth certificate and an SSN card?
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trying to hold onto a thought long enough to say it in an ADHD household is a bit like trying to walk a straight line during the invasion of normandy.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah dad called me when it happened but he was using a landline to reach my college landline. I don’t think cell phones were reliable for at least 2 days after.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Inside everyone there are two wolves: One that forgets to do the thing and one that is too tired and decides she forgot to do the thing.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
CORRECT REACTION
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
You know it’s been A Day when you’re already medicated and in bed for 50 min before your meds alarm goes off.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
It depends on both the D and R trains going back to historical lines. Since the F train is doing that this year anything is possible.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Life Pro Tip: pair your new Bluetooth device to as many devices as possible BEFORE you put the booklets away in a totally safe space you’ll never forget about in about 3 hours.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Scientific discovery! I have found out, through empirical evidence, that string cheese can indeed go off enough to both mold AND smell like moldy cheese. Unrelated: I have a purse that needs to be run through the washing machine.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
TFW you shove your phone under your chin and realize you must not have closed it first bc suddenly all the icons on your top screen are rearranged.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Unplanned, several hour @archiveofourown.org maintenance?? HOW WILL I INGORE MY TO DO LIST NOW???
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Duolingo’s new outreach campaign feels unnecessarily agressive.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Life pro tip: always try to make sure your eye glasses are a contrasting color to your blanket and/or your linens. This message brought to you by the Association of People With Shitty Eyesight Who’d Shower in the Damn Things if We Could.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It’s a little disturbing that this post chain belongs on the “aged like milk” subreddit.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
THAT SIGH IS NOT CAPSLOCKY ENOUGH
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Earlier this year @muppetk.bsky.social and I said to our mom that there was a moratorium on hospitals in general until mid to late 2026 or we’d disinherit her. WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC. This message is brought to you by the person prob driving her to an emergency ortho appt tomorrow.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A pox upon every single software company that uses big scary error alerts that are designed to drive you to pay for more of their software. While we’re here: a similar pox to companies that disguise their mail to look like Bad Touch Letters from the IRS.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Chocolate pudding makes everything better. This has been a public service announcement.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Today in: SERIOUSLY??? Going through the last box that was clearly packed for the move to THIS house 23 years ago I came across a 2001 YELLOW PAGES. YES A COMPLETE YELLOW PAGES WAS PACKED TO MOVE.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Yeah this is why it’s taking longer than just dropping it all into a pile to be shredded. There’s a handful of important bits of paperwork we’ve found by being just a tad careful. (Basically original social security cards and birth certificates)
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Based on what was in it? Had to be mom or dad. But it’s hilarious alright!
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Okay but who do we blame the open box of tissues on? (Found in a box that was never unpacked from the old house.)
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Just so people know it’s NOT just his side of the family. We found medical records and receipts for my MATERNAL grandmother as well. SHE DIED 10 YEARS BEFORE OUR PATERNAL GRANDMOTHER. I also now know how much cataracts surgery cost in 1979. (Hint: depressingly cheap.)
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I ALSO NOW KNOW HOW MUCH A TANK OF GAS COST IN 1985!
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I feel like I should add a part 2 here. Because this week made it aaaall the way to 1982 in old paperwork.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
You know you’re having a Good Day (tm) when you lose track of the conversations you’re having with yourself.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Also bc I’m sure you’re all dying to know: those birthday cards from the late 90s that sang? Can apparently last 25 years when unused.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
My sister’s bat mitzvah invitation is so 80s my hair got bigger just looking at it.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Btw today’s hilarious find while cleaning out my dad’s office: a birthday card from his mother with an (UNDEPOSITED) $100 check. (Written on a check from a JOINT account they were both on!)
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
That being said: it’s been so long you may run into Apple ID login requirements. Podcasts are PROBABLY safe from that.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I wish my dad had been that lax. But yay you!
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
As for the devices themselves you can factory reset those using your own computer.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
So. You can get access to his Apple ID but not his devices. From what I’ve read the passcode is stored locally and encrypted. BUT if he got audio books from Apple the Apple ID might be enough to get you that. You’ll need a copy of the death certificate, a letter from a lawyer and a court order.
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The muppety one @muppetk.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Today’s momusement: Remember the thing where mom mangled her finger at shul a week and a half ago? Today she tells the current shul president: “don’t worry, I’m not going to sue. You’d probably just put me in charge of the fundraiser.”
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Todays most “exciting” discovery while cleaning out my dads office: No less than 10 computer towers.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Things I have found while cleaning out my dad’s office: Installation diskettes for: DOS win3.1 Win6.1 Borland c++ OS2 WARP (yes in diskette form. There’s 14 of them.) WinNT4 Win2000 server (yes in diskette form I believe) AND MY MIDDLE SCHOOL WP5 BACKUP DIRECTORY Also about 7 old cell phones.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
IF ONLY WE WERE LESS RESPONSIBLE
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
AT LEAST WE DONT DRINK
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
In the name of whoever has to go through your stuff later, pls do not keep 20 year old paperwork that you don’t need. In this day and age of shredders there’s no excuse. Signed, Someone who just shredded several boxes of paper from 2005 and 2005 ALONE.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
In case anyone was wondering, my life is still playing out like the worst sweeps week ever.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Two syllables. Wal. Rus.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Ah that awkward moment when you find your dad’s vintage 8mm porn. With your mom. How’s your afternoon going? (Aggressively tags @muppetk.bsky.social bc if I have to know this so do you. )
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
PEOPLE ASK ME HOW I DO IT AND I SAY THERE’S NOTHING TO IT JUST STAND THERE LOOKING CUTE AND WHEN SOMETHING MOVES, YOU SHOOT!
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
My life doesn’t actually NEED more weird.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
It’s effin rude is what it is.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is not going to be a good week and considering my last 5 days that’s saying something.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Interestingly my mom had surgery about 3 months ago and they gave her something SPECIFIC to drink 4 hours before surgery. It was basically clear ensure, but that's definitely progress over previous surgeries. So, SOME hospitals are actually changing.
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Ami @amireal.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
The horrifying truth of Harry Potter isn't that Hermione is the JKR self insert... it's that Dolores Umbridge IS.
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