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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 31m
I have a friend who is angry and bitter; I don’t have that type of software. I never have. All I see is a hurt person who doesn’t know how to let it go. I pray she does. I really do.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 1h
Japanese passport mascot, Pasupo-kun, at Tourism Expo Japan in Tokyo. There is an IC chip in his top hat.
A red Japan passport wearing a top hat with IC chip in it is standing on a blue carpet.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 6h
7. Panic GRIDLOCKED in traffic “Exit right in two miles.” Irritable bowel!
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Liz Davidson @beyondsolitaire.bsky.social · 13h
It's October, we've had some crisp mornings, I made an absolutely killer beef and vegetable soup tonight--only for the weather to betray me! We had a high of 81 today, I didn't come to MN for this.
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Cute Hedgehog Asks 'Is it Fall Yet?' in Leaves
ALT: Cute Hedgehog Asks 'Is it Fall Yet?' in Leaves
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Small chef
Drawing of a tiny chef. Pink blob character in a white apron and chefs hat over a blue shirt. Small silly doodle
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 13h
6. Ogre Shambles from the den Pull on a shirt and pants Delicate monster!
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 20h
This headline sounds like "Don't make me pull over this economy and spank you on the side of the road I SWEAR TO GOD...."
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 20h
A painting of a bird beside the text "are you done being a piece of shit?"
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fukumaru, a lucky round owl, is a mascot for Hamakou, an industrial equipment supplier in Okazaki City.
An orange owl mascot in a grey uniform poses for the camera.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
5. Smack Playful, teasing hands Mock punishment for mock crimes Magnificent love!
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtu.be/uGOk-2V9Vt4?...
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Jan Terri "Get Down Goblin"
YouTube video by oswaldwang
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1. Permanently blue hair. 2. Always get upgraded to first class plane tickets. 3.Can always trust a fart.
A genie-type oil lamp with the words “you have three inconsequential wishes”
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Earth-kun, the Tokyo Sewerage Bureau mascot, is a globe with a manhole cover hat.
A smiling globe mascot with widespread arms and a manhole cover hat stands on a pavement in front of some trees.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Current mood:
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Over The Garden Wall: Pumpkin Carving Scene
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
episode 087
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Your have a new Instagram follower!” Oh cool, someone who likes bad dad jokes and photos of my local grocery store! “HornyForBrokenDownFatties69 has added you!” Oh no. “HornyForBrokenDownFatties69 has sent you a private message!”
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Jay Pritchett Sprays Manny Delgado
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes it’s fun to reminisce about someone you hate like “wow I really hated that guy… but I’ve also forgotten his name.”
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Memento. #grickledoodle #horror #mother #october #halloween #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
Young girl sits on a bed in a spare, old-fashioned bedroom, solemnly cradling the long-haired head of her mother. Caption reads "It was all she had left of Mother's things."
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Cynthia Erivo Shocked
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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 05/10/2026
goodwin apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1905
goodwin apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1905
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Social media does not care about your rights. They never did.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welp…here we go.
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Umbrella Corporation Login Screen & Warning
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4. Cactus Thorns. Glochids. Thick skin. Formidable upon sight. Why do you test, fools?
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you can't adopt there are lots of other things you can do to help. Foster, volunteer, fundraise, do a supply drive, sign up for your local shelter's newsletter to find out other ways to help. Remember that volunteering doesn't necessarily mean physical labor - shelters need all kinds of skills!
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When people ask me if I have any good stories from when I used to interview rock stars for a living my mind often goes a bit blank, and to be honest a lot of it was quite ordinary and unremarkable, but on the other hand there is this.
24 years ago I was sent to a London pub by a newspaper to interview and drink whisky (no “e” over here) with Lemmy, who was in the band Motorhead and, before that, slightly less famously, Hawkwind and, before that, much less famously, Sam Gopal. We had a good chat: about being from the part of the Midlands north of the River Trent, about books, and about roadying for Hendrix in the mid-60s (him, not me; I was minus nine at the time). When the record company PR sidled over to tell me my time was up, Lemmy waved him away. “No, no, I’m enjoying this,” he said, commandingly. I realised at this point that I had another question I’d been meaning to ask but hadn’t. “Are you scared of anything?” I said to Lemmy. “Nothing,” he replied. Then he paused and frowned for a moment, as if an idea had suddenly occurred to him. “Oh, maybe snakes,” he said. “It’s because they’ve got no shoulders.”
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched RESIDENT EVIL. It was a delight. I appreciated the Big Dumb Fun-ness of it all.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I’m at a 300-buck omakase I’ll follow etiquette but since I’m both poor and very poor, I’m dipping every one of my fucking grocery store nigiri into the Shame Slurry™
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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New Weirdos @newweirdos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please come see my set at Pride @sheacoulee.com 🫵
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FREE UNLIMITED HOT DOGS!* . . . . . *with purchase of hot dog, bun, and condiments.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 3: Miniature A mouse of the mind The young memory scurries Permanently cringe!
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Agreed. I would like to stop learning about new atrocities daily.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2. Relic The mirror reflects. Thin skin, hair, precious patience. Benevolent age.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1. Apple Galaxies adrift. Shining in red, green and pink. Glorious orbs!
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna use this as prompts for poems.
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Zeurel @zeurel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make stuff. For the love of all that there is, please just keep making stuff! Doesn't matter if it's bad, good etc. Just *keep* making stuff.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just saying.
I DUNNO. I FEEL LIKE A LOT LESS MEN WOULD DO IT IF IT RUINED THEIR LIVES
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Job screening went well! In this case “went well” was the recruiter breaking down how you can make 80 grand a year plus benefits if you are willing to see 35 clients a week minimum, not including paperwork and reimbursements, to be considered “inside the target range,” so that’s a no from me, dawg.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A poster with an illustration of a person holding up loudspeaker. The text states breaking news: the 988 lifelines “press three” specialize services for LGBTQ plus youth are back.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made a big gay boat in pokopia.
The SS Anne with distinctive striping.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Consistent glorious rain in my city. Desperately needed. Excited to see the grasses and trees explode into green in the next day or two.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s almost like they are all counting on that blanket pardon. Y’all better pray every night that Captain Cheezit doesn’t keel over from a coronary before he leaves office.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every time I read about men getting away with sexual assault, I think about 2010s book where women evolve the ability to kill men who attack them and society becomes matriarchal as a result.
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Alacazam Tada - Fairy Godmother Magic
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omgz omgz it’s here.
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Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly rate yourself ✨ Looks: not bad for two kids. Creativity: 7/10 Humor: 7/10 Mental health: 7/10 Empathy: 7/10 Patience: 5/10 (but variable) Social skills: 9/10 Memory: 6/10 unless you mean all the times I was cringe then 11/10.
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Amen IOUs @amen-ious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hare a villain or villainess you find sexy If evil then why so hot, huh?
Yes, God help me, I think the Great Stromboli from Pinocchio is hot. I’m completely aware that he enslaves children and turns them into donkeys so I’m really conflicted about it but at the same time, I would totally take that cummerbund off with my teeth. You just know he smells like cigarillos and sweat and buttered popcorn and I. Am. Here. For. It.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YAY!!! Backpack won the fat bear week contest!!!!! I LOVE YOU BACKPACK!!!!
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