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Amber

@ambertastic.bsky.social
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Jonathan Cage @jonathancage10.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Shoutout to Hangman Page for being a real one
Kane saying some maga bullshit and Hangman responding with charity links and a video about chair shots Kane took to the head
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
You guys can call them whatever you want but I'm going to call them posts because I am nearly 42 years old
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🦋❄️🍁Baron🍁❄️🦋 @baron333.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I missed having fun with friends 😂🤣
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
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matt @mattxiv.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/11/2024
You've given us a lot of grief in the past, Colby, but if you and Pepper hadn't been horsin around in the mill late at night, your oldest Monterrey never woulda seen old man McCready stealin his own horses for the insurance settlement. This town owes the Jack brothers a debt of gratitude
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/11/2024
the thing about being a political junkie is you have extremely difficult time conceptualizing how someone could be totally ignorant of politics but i would strongly encourage you to imagine the kind of person who googled “did biden drop out?” on november 4th and then cast a ballot on november 5th
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
No one told me that in Megalopolis Shia LaBeouf/Clodius Pulcher attempts to frame Catilina/Adam Driver while crossdressing and says, out loud, that “revenge tastes best while wearing a dress”
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LeVar Burton @levarburton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Okay, y’all… I have finally decided that retreat is the better part of valor. Bringing some rainbow energy over to these blue skies. #bydhttmwdi
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a pixel art of a man standing under a rainbow on a blue background
Alt: a pixel art of Levar standing under a rainbow on a blue background
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
University of Florida announcing its Nobel Prize program:
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a bald man is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin
Alt: Dr Evil saying one million dollars!!
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Natalie Wynn @contrapoints.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
fine I’ll use it
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Jessica Kiang @jessicakiang.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I really want to be scathing about the niceness culture on Bluesky but there's some sweet relief to be had ‐ for the time being anyway ‐ in what-I-ate-for-breakfast-type memes and book recommendations. It's like coming home from a war and going to Tesco with your mum.
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My biggest wish for the Switch 2 era is that no RPGs have school mechanics. “you attend classes and increase your skills and grow your bonds with-“ ENOUGH! begone from my sight.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 16/11/2024
Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/11/2024
brianna wu is not an important or notable person. screenshotting her dumb opinions is akin to posting pictures of a dropped hamburger you saw on your walk
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Incredibly funny that Trump made a guy attorney general because his babysitter briefly went to a different room to check email
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