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Ambergris Tones

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I wallow in the shallows of my midlife crisis

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
the publisher of the new york times wants you to subscribe to the handbasket www.thehandbasket.co/subscribe
transcript of a NYT podcast ad: This is A.G. Sulzberger. I’m the publisher of The New York Times. I oversee our news operations and our business. But I’m also a former reporter who has watched with a lot of alarm as our profession has shrunk and shrunk in recent years. Normally, in these ads, we talk about the importance of subscribing to the Times. I’m here today with a different message. I’m encouraging you to support any news organization that’s dedicated to original reporting. If that’s your local newspaper, terrific — local newspapers in particular need your support. If that’s another national newspaper, that’s great too.
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Kidz Bopz Demon Hunters. It needs to happen.
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Christmas has us tuckered out
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
#Facts
A sign at a protest is held up with the words “The only boots worth licking are worn by GOTH GIRLS”
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The reality of Power Rangers implies the existence of Power Bards
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Manifestation is just religion without the part where you try being a better person
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love & barley 🐸🪏 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
give greta thunberg a gundam
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Explain your user name: A now-dead project involving the exploration of the quotidian and sublime, like getting treasure out of whale puke
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
What is your favorite Harvey Keitel movie and why is it Sister Act?
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Post me from a different era? Behold the might of 1998
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Eren Angiolini @erenangiolini.com · 29/09/2025
It's my birthday! As a gift, can I ask you to share my art?🙏 I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
Illustration of Mollymauk Tealeaf from Critical Role's the Mighty Nein. Molly is sitting and smiling at some shiny moths that are playfully surrounding him. Around him there is an art nouveau inspired arched frame.Illustration of Caduceus Clasy from Critical Role's the Mighty Nein.
Caduceus is sitting with a serene expression, playing with some golden butterflies surrounding him. Around him there is an art nouveau inspired arched frame.Illustration of a blue-skinned character with asymmetrical horns, reminiscent of a half moon. The character is casting a pearlescent, bright spell. They're in a room at night, standing on a decorated pedestal on the floor, in front of shelves full of books.Illustration of a knight and a pegasus, behind them a blue sky with golden sunset clouds.
The knight is wearing shining, ceremonial armour in silver, blue and gold. In one hand he holds his helmet, the other hand is stroking the nose of the pegasus. The knight’s head rests delicately on the horse’s, in a gesture of delicate friendship. The pegasus is raising one of his wings to hug the knight in return of the gesture.
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Tragedy, from the Greek Τραγουδω (to sing) from Τραγος (Goat) and ωδε (Song) You cannot make this up
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
On the off-chance the rapture does happen tomorrow, super excited for all the people shocked to be left behind. With us.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky
Laura Loomer

I love watching communists get body slammed by
ICE.
Communist and Palestinian.
Pick a struggle. @KatAbughazaleh
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Unless and until Ned Fullmer bottoms for The Rock, I have no interest in his podcast
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Used spicy mayo on a grilled cheese sandwich. I am now an innovator and expect the VC money to come rolling in
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
A calico cat giving major sideeye
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It took me about 2 years into my time there
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James L. Sutter @jameslsutter.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Was disappointed to learn that a local business named "S&M Pilates" isn't what I'd assumed, thus leaving a lucrative new business model untapped (and untopped).
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Age verification? My first time on the internet was on DOS
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Pete Marchetto @petemarchetto.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The Defenestration of Prague is just made-up rubbish. How do you get an entire city through a window?
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
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a skeleton is dancing in a black background
ALT: a skeleton is dancing in a black background
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
🤞
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This callipygian tree next door did not need to go this hard.
A tree with balls. Or a butt. It is open to interpretation.
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
There is an entire generation that will forever remember Scruff McGruff Chicago, IL 60652
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Make a career out of nocking and criticizing everything about a city and its people, reap the natural, inevitable consequences
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Crunchyroll labelling their live-action content as "Incredibly Realistic Animation" will probably never not entertain me. Will I watch it? No. Will I snicker as I scroll on? Absolutely.
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
"Sympathy is no substitute for action" David Livingston
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Imagine showing up to the Corvid family reunion and this colorful motherfucker rolls in
A wikimedia image of a blue jay, the most colorful of the Corvid
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
If y'all aren't watching Demascus, you should be. Free on Tubi. I have never related more strongly to a character
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Jasper at his most dignified #caturday
A mostly white cat sprawled out like a french girl, belly up
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Nothing like seeing my hometown state senator doing his best to represent his constituency.
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
When new acquaintances begin discussing one of your hyperfixations and you are doing everything in your power not to infodump... I thought I would grow out of it, but here I am at 42 and still doing it
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it? He might be a bit too logical for me by himself, but the pup will help. 😬
Spock from The Original Star Trek, holding a dog in a costume.
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
If you are not subscribed to @dropout.tv, what are you even doing on the internet?
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I had the internet before I had windows on my computer. True story. We got 3.5 to make browsing easier. Shout out to Netscape
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Repost with an old pic you still love
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Red Staters have no idea how expensive food is about to get with all the farms getting raided
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
8 yr old Niece heard "Sk8r Boi" and started singing "Gamer Boi", so I expect the A&R folks to show up for a record deal any time
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/07/2025
New rule: no criticizing the way others choose to resist unless you have a better, actionable idea and kind, constructive feedback. New ideas are good! Performative contrarianism is useless.
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Jasper, at rest. #caturday
A most white tabby more relaxed than you will ever feel in your life
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
#BringItBack
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K8 Léchler @katelechler.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It's that time again! I have openings for editing clients, so please hit me up for your fiction or academic projects. And tell your friends! www.katelechler.com/editing
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Packages and Pricing | Kate Lechler
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Southern Utah Wilderness Alliance @protectwildutah.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Sen. Lee's bill to sell off public lands continues to hit roadblocks of his own making. The Senate Parliamentarian has once again axed the language on rules grounds. Sen. Lee continues to make edits, trying to set precedent for selling off public lands in Congress. HELP US KEEP THE PRESSURE ON.
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things that a man needs to believe in the most... No matter if they're true or not, a man should believe in those things because those are the things worth believing in. Second Hand Lions
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
So say we all
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Ambergris Tones @ambergristones.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The only acceptable reason to not properly return them
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The bees from My Girl have endorsed Cuomo
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