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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 19m

at this time tomorrow, i'll be the morning before i leave for minnesota to see daniphiw again. oh god.

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 1h

being extremely unserious on purpose so i don't concern myself too much even though I'm already too concerned

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 1h

putting my phull phussy into maniphesting my first paycheck is actually in my account on friday, otherwise i am SO fucked 😭

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 8h

i could've had a picture with the chappell roan mural last year 😔

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 8h

the worst part is that if there's no lightning, i have to stay out here. which.. i know this is my job and i agreed to this. i have very little to complain about and i will miss this once the campaign is over. i just fucking wish the weather would cooperate with me.

Hourly forecast

Now (2 PM): 72°F and raining
3 PM: 72°F and 100% chance of rain
4 PM: 72°F and 75% chance of rain
5 PM: 72°F and 60% chance of rain
6 PM: 71°F and 55% chance of rain

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 8h

i've already taken a break at this park less than 2 hours ago, but i had to walk back due to the rain and i thought my goddamn shoulder was going to fall off i was in so much pain 😭

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hourly cumming @hourly-cumming.bsky.social · 12h

creatively cumming

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 12h

i love how Ruwe's "hell yeah, forcefem that toastie" has become a recurring joke within phansky and clikkiesky

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taffy @rainedonparade.bsky.social · 22h

was just informed of girled cheese by @softestecho.bsky.social. hell yeah. next thing you know we'll have boied potatoes. forcemasc that spud

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 16h

idr how long ive been up 😭 i need to sleeeeeeep

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 16h

put 👏 the 👏 iPad 👏 up 👏 your 👏 ass 👏

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⚧︎ruwe/james☭ @marxistphan.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026

"pov you're getting topped by kakuna" such an all timer dan and phil moment

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transgendeer soup @mementomoreeyes.bsky.social · 22h

i fucked in the bathroom at the dan and phil hard launch tour and all i got was this shitty skeet

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Loktera🦊🕹: [On Streaming Hiatus] @loktera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Shades of this, tbh

Tweet from Prager University that reads:
Just checked. Men *STILL* can't get pregnant with a Pregnant Male Emoji.

A quote tweet above that from @dhampirbf reads:
You... Checked?

At the bottom of the image, a scruffy haired male character looks exhausted and blushed. The caption reads:
The PragerU intern when Dennis calls him into the office again

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

SPACE CAT

A single cat curled up and slumbering peacefully in a very tiny spaceship

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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 19h

i think we need to give the trix rabbit a huge rack. i think we need to give the lucky charms leprechaun a huge rack. i think we need to give captain crunch a huge rack. we need to give those cinnamon toast crunch freaks huge freaking racks

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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 19h

give that damn fruity toucan a huge motherfucking rack

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 30/09/2026

thinking about when dan was asked what colour phil's eyes are, and gave the gayest response possible ☹️❤️‍🩹

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that fucking cat you hate @kaithekat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Moreover, prosecute Epstein's co-conspirators

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that fucking cat you hate @kaithekat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Posted just before OP goes out into the real world to talk to "real people" and learns that there is far more serious sexual exploitation happening then problematic age gap yuri

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hourly cumming @hourly-cumming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

great cumming

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 29/09/2026

enjoy ethan yapping while half-asleep and congested to all hell

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 29/09/2026

this is some rich ppl or "house was built/renovated in the last 7 years" shit, but i'm a strong believer that all room lights should have an adjustable brightness in the light switch for autistics and chronic migraine havers alike.

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Tori (Yikes) @yikes-its-tori.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

she's grabbing her tits a lot these days

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 29/09/2026

when sinus pressure gets so bad that you start to feel that pressure across your entire face it'd be great if i could melt into the earth to make that pain go away

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 28/09/2026

i'm not shaming phil for being a phreak on twitter because i'd be throwing stones in a glass phouse. but girl, you can't just be saying that "not even jonathan bailey has helped me finished." pink news is going to AI generate an article about that 😭

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 28/09/2026

in other exciting news: i'm out of kleenex. my sinuses are as useless to me as my uterus is. and i don't need any human biology nerds to correct me, no one knows my body better than me and i have 26 years of proof that my sinuses DO NOT work :)

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 28/09/2026

i cant believe hard launch is in 4 days i'm going to hard launch myself out of a window bc i cant contain my excitement in a way that societal norms expect me too

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jø @softestecho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the tit grab of pure joy

Dan smiley WIDELY with hands cupping his chest

Dan laughing with about as big a smile as you can get

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 28/09/2026

dan and phil were late to phupload because they were busy infiltrating my nap dreams with the most mundane shit. 🤨 they could've at least given me life advice or kissed each other in my dream

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 28/09/2026