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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷)

@amazingphul.exploration.team
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a disastrous phreak and yapper | minors & under 20 will be blocked (current 18+ bloomfs are OK) | 26 years old | it/he 🏳️‍⚧️🐱 don't follow me if you engage in fandom discourse related to shipping or RPF. Be civil, I block freely.

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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 2h
my brain eep mush, will reply later bye gn everyone :❤️‍🩹😌
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 3h
oh, kiel.. ❤️‍🩹🫂 I'm beaming you warm, sweet vibes and a pizza with all your fave toppings. And here's to manifesting your second day is much better. and to the unlucky bastard that yelled at you, it's on sight. 😊
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Marsh @marshme11o.bsky.social · 5h
robert pattinson is actually so fine im freaking out
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 5h
he's on my list fs 🙂‍↕️
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 6h
ok but those vegan hotdogs really kicked their pussy up the wall. I neeeeeeeeeed
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 6h
i'm currently sleep deprived so don't listen to me right now
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 6h
thinking about how great it would be to have a vampire girlfriend. for reasons. the only issue i need to figure out is finding someone who wants to be my girlfriend. we can figure out the logistics of vampiric transformation later.
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 19h
Oh, absolutely 🙂‍↕️
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 19h
this is how you know i'm not coping well because it's 6:30 in the morning /j
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 19h
don't tell anyone but i'll listening to the tour again. it's only for me and to keep me sane until the official release.
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nat bat 🦇 @shrimpgf.bsky.social · 20h
“dont even joke lad” made me say lad in daily life much more than id like to admit
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 19h
YIPPEE!! It looks soo cool!
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 20h
thank you!! these memories definitely will stay with me forever 🥹
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 20h
i swear to fucking god LEAVE ME ALONE
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 20h
waking up pissed off by an email was not how i expected my morning to start. although, i only slept for 2 hours so does this even count as "morning"?
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 20h
"are you yearning? 🤪" yeah, i am. and fuck you for asking 🫥 /nbh
Email notification from QueerAF newsletter, sent at 12:00 AM
Subject line: 💖 Are you yearning?
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 23h
but it's just like.... are you fucking kidding me right now? stubbing my toe repeatedly is preferable to that. on top of my existing muscles that are desperately begging for a consecutive 2 day break of no walking so that my pain can go back to a manageable level.
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 23h
i stfg i moved my head slightly on my pillow to help alleviate some of the shoulder pain, i fucking pulled/pinched something in my neck (which is obviously painful, but this isn't abnormal for me)
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 23h
getting emails from ao3 authors i'm subscribed to for kinktober but being unable to read any of them until i get home 😞
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
it was incredible 😭‼️ i miss it so much already. i'm missing hard launch like i'm a 70 year old man in a textbook hallmark-style movie, thinking about his high school sweetheart before her father was laid off and they had to sell the family home, move for a new job offer and they never got married.
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
phannies are going out of their way to make sure everything is piss lmaoo #HardSpoilers #HLWTSpoilers
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
some fuckass bot account rebleeted the first part, which was me talking about ME/CFS so i deleted it and i'm putting it here to keep it all in one place.
researching symptoms of ME/CFS is giving me the same feeling when I starting researching hEDS and hypermobility, plantar fasciitis, autism spectrum, and even ADHD back in high school before I got my botched diagnosis. There's just too many symptoms that line up for it to be a coincidence.

And I fit all of the criteria for those who are most likely to develop it.
- AFAB
- young adult
- has fibromyalgia

i almost fell asleep fr while typing this so if i bleet something nonsensical or an unfinished sentence, that's why. my sleep will either happen or it won't 🤷
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
but annoyingly enough, i've had insomnia (officially dx) for over a decade. so, if I do have ME/CFS, idk what kinda bullshit wombo combo that is LMAO 😭
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
i remember staying up most of the night after TIT but it's shortly after 1 am and i'm already trying to stay awake. each day that passes is slowly making me suspect that i do have ME/CFS in some shape or form.
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
#HardSpoilers #HLWTSpoilers they failed the no piss challenge and it was our fault. i wasn't shouting anything because it was lowkey overstimulating, but i knew i could count on someone in rows closer to the stage to shout something piss related. thus, dan's piss collection was born 😌
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
I can't wait until I can share a certain part of my show. Dan said it was the worst thing they've heard so far, and it really is awful. But putting a bunch of tipsy, queer, leftist young adults in a room together..of course we all cheered for it, myself included. And I'd do it again bc it was funny.
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
lmfao yeah I can share 🙂‍↕️
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
they straight up told me they've spent At Least few hundred dollars on this and it's their parents money, so ???? i wasn't going to ask because honestly that's not my damn business but at the same time what the fuck do their parents do where they have this disposable income??
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
I can't wait to share the photocards I got. I traded with someone who's a dedicated k-pop pc collector and they brought an entire binder with s3 dnp duplicate photocards, and like.. 60% of that binder was k-pop pc's
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
well, min älskling, i suppose you have been good 🤭😙 /silly
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
Me too!! She was really feeling herself on that stage and I couldn't help but stare 😍
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
oh.
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Low Power Mode • Sync Now
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
Same. I will fight Phil Lester.
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
It'll be here before you know it. And you will not be ready, but you'll have the best damn time of your life. You and Nep both will.
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
I think I died and was resurrected. There's no other way to explain this feeling
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
going into intermission, i was genuinely speechless. mouth hanging open, hand over mouth, staring at the empty stage levels of "what in the yaoi on ice did i just see my dads do" that i've never felt in my life, nor did i ever expect to feel.
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
LIVI, I NEED BALCONY TICKETS AND A CHEAP FLIGHT TO NASHPHIL. I NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN TO PROVE THAT I ACTUALLY SAW RVERYTHING HAPPEN ON THAT STAGE
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
y'all i turned into the meme of the alpha werewolf ripping his shirt off when sister daniel appeared on stage and i had to hold myself back i've never felt so feral in my fucking life
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
This isn't actually a spoiler but I'll still tag it as such in case someone didn't see the tour trailer(?) #HardSpoilers #HLWTSpoilers
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
But I'm sad and flaccid now 💔💔
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
I had such a great fucking time. I doubt I'll be able to sleep tonight because of the euphoria
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
Dan crying in a tuxedo
Text: I'm so fucking sad
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
TAKE ME BACK TO DAN AND PHIL ☹️
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
TAKE ME BACK TO DAN AND PHIL RIGHT NEOW
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
I WANNA GO BACK
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
i do know one thing but i have no context for when it happens. i'm so fucking scared.
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
honestly, i don't know what else could happen after intermission.
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
if you haven't been to the tour yet, y'all are not ready for this. i'm actually fucking speechless.
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
phannie (me) phound dead at the hard launch world tour (not serious but also what the fuck)
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Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026
i recorded the preshow and will upload it to youtube later. i'm saying this now because someone said something along the lines of "dear mr. and mr. piss kink" and i did not submit that (my question was skipped 😞). but i wish i had come up with that.
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