Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 2hmy brain eep mush, will reply later bye gn everyone :❤️🩹😌 010
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 3hoh, kiel.. ❤️🩹🫂 I'm beaming you warm, sweet vibes and a pizza with all your fave toppings. And here's to manifesting your second day is much better. and to the unlucky bastard that yelled at you, it's on sight. 😊 000
Reposted by Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷)Marsh @marshme11o.bsky.social · 5hrobert pattinson is actually so fine im freaking out 5113
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 6hok but those vegan hotdogs really kicked their pussy up the wall. I neeeeeeeeeed 030
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 6hi'm currently sleep deprived so don't listen to me right now 000
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 6hthinking about how great it would be to have a vampire girlfriend. for reasons. the only issue i need to figure out is finding someone who wants to be my girlfriend. we can figure out the logistics of vampiric transformation later. 130
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 19hthis is how you know i'm not coping well because it's 6:30 in the morning /j 020
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 19hdon't tell anyone but i'll listening to the tour again. it's only for me and to keep me sane until the official release. 130
Reposted by Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷)nat bat 🦇 @shrimpgf.bsky.social · 20h“dont even joke lad” made me say lad in daily life much more than id like to admit 0112
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 20hthank you!! these memories definitely will stay with me forever 🥹 010
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 20hi swear to fucking god LEAVE ME ALONE 000
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 20hwaking up pissed off by an email was not how i expected my morning to start. although, i only slept for 2 hours so does this even count as "morning"? 010
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 20h"are you yearning? 🤪" yeah, i am. and fuck you for asking 🫥 /nbh 110
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 23hbut it's just like.... are you fucking kidding me right now? stubbing my toe repeatedly is preferable to that. on top of my existing muscles that are desperately begging for a consecutive 2 day break of no walking so that my pain can go back to a manageable level. 010
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 23hi stfg i moved my head slightly on my pillow to help alleviate some of the shoulder pain, i fucking pulled/pinched something in my neck (which is obviously painful, but this isn't abnormal for me) 110
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 23hgetting emails from ao3 authors i'm subscribed to for kinktober but being unable to read any of them until i get home 😞 040
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026it was incredible 😭‼️ i miss it so much already. i'm missing hard launch like i'm a 70 year old man in a textbook hallmark-style movie, thinking about his high school sweetheart before her father was laid off and they had to sell the family home, move for a new job offer and they never got married. 120
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026phannies are going out of their way to make sure everything is piss lmaoo #HardSpoilers #HLWTSpoilers 110
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026some fuckass bot account rebleeted the first part, which was me talking about ME/CFS so i deleted it and i'm putting it here to keep it all in one place. 110
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026but annoyingly enough, i've had insomnia (officially dx) for over a decade. so, if I do have ME/CFS, idk what kinda bullshit wombo combo that is LMAO 😭 120
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026i remember staying up most of the night after TIT but it's shortly after 1 am and i'm already trying to stay awake. each day that passes is slowly making me suspect that i do have ME/CFS in some shape or form. 130
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026#HardSpoilers #HLWTSpoilers they failed the no piss challenge and it was our fault. i wasn't shouting anything because it was lowkey overstimulating, but i knew i could count on someone in rows closer to the stage to shout something piss related. thus, dan's piss collection was born 😌 130
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026I can't wait until I can share a certain part of my show. Dan said it was the worst thing they've heard so far, and it really is awful. But putting a bunch of tipsy, queer, leftist young adults in a room together..of course we all cheered for it, myself included. And I'd do it again bc it was funny. 030
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026lmfao yeah I can share 🙂↕️ 110
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026they straight up told me they've spent At Least few hundred dollars on this and it's their parents money, so ???? i wasn't going to ask because honestly that's not my damn business but at the same time what the fuck do their parents do where they have this disposable income?? 000
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026I can't wait to share the photocards I got. I traded with someone who's a dedicated k-pop pc collector and they brought an entire binder with s3 dnp duplicate photocards, and like.. 60% of that binder was k-pop pc's 110
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026well, min älskling, i suppose you have been good 🤭😙 /silly 120
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026Me too!! She was really feeling herself on that stage and I couldn't help but stare 😍 010
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026Same. I will fight Phil Lester. 010
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026It'll be here before you know it. And you will not be ready, but you'll have the best damn time of your life. You and Nep both will. 110
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026I think I died and was resurrected. There's no other way to explain this feeling 010
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026going into intermission, i was genuinely speechless. mouth hanging open, hand over mouth, staring at the empty stage levels of "what in the yaoi on ice did i just see my dads do" that i've never felt in my life, nor did i ever expect to feel. 120
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026LIVI, I NEED BALCONY TICKETS AND A CHEAP FLIGHT TO NASHPHIL. I NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN TO PROVE THAT I ACTUALLY SAW RVERYTHING HAPPEN ON THAT STAGE 110
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026y'all i turned into the meme of the alpha werewolf ripping his shirt off when sister daniel appeared on stage and i had to hold myself back i've never felt so feral in my fucking life 270
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026This isn't actually a spoiler but I'll still tag it as such in case someone didn't see the tour trailer(?) #HardSpoilers #HLWTSpoilers 140
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026But I'm sad and flaccid now 💔💔 011
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026I had such a great fucking time. I doubt I'll be able to sleep tonight because of the euphoria 030
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026TAKE ME BACK TO DAN AND PHIL ☹️ 261
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026TAKE ME BACK TO DAN AND PHIL RIGHT NEOW 040
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026i do know one thing but i have no context for when it happens. i'm so fucking scared. 120
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026honestly, i don't know what else could happen after intermission. 110
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026if you haven't been to the tour yet, y'all are not ready for this. i'm actually fucking speechless. 150
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026phannie (me) phound dead at the hard launch world tour (not serious but also what the fuck) 030
Salt 🔞 | 1/2 of Selmo (real 🩷) @amazingphul.exploration.team · 03/10/2026i recorded the preshow and will upload it to youtube later. i'm saying this now because someone said something along the lines of "dear mr. and mr. piss kink" and i did not submit that (my question was skipped 😞). but i wish i had come up with that. 140