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Lorenzo

@amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
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songwriter, actor, bartender, ACAB. mainly sports skeets. Fiorentina, Liverpool, Padres. Philly 🇮🇹🍁🦅 linktr.ee/amazinglandini?utm_source…

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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
good morning Padres fans. I’m beginning a long travel day to fly across the country to be in Gallagher Square for Game 3 tomorrow w my sis yesterday I was devastated, today I’m defiant
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love you all. what an awful way to lose
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HOLDING ON TO MY BUTT
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have decided I don’t care go Padres
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s gonna be a cute story when the padres are in the nlcs
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Valiendo Padres @valiendopadres.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t get over the fact he filtered out all those base hit results and put little percentages for league wide results and ignores the fact a ball like that has NEVER been hit at that stadium in the statcast era if you ain’t on some real nerd shit mind your business little bro
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you reply to me after I’ve said “goodnight” then you’re just making me relight my walking candle and replace my snoozing bonnet fyi it’s v inconvenient just consider bothering me again in the morning
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
haha yes now I’m supposed to sleep sure
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ken Rosenthal gonna roll into Milwaukee tomorrow to tell us how the rafter fly ball was really just a terrorist plot to kill Dave Roberts
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ken Rosenthal gonna roll into Milwaukee tomorrow to tell us how the rafter fly ball was really just a terrorist plot to kill Dave Roberts
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
welcome to every day of being a Padres fan (somehow worse than the previous)
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brewers got their Game 1 Miz win by the skin of their teeth and a slice of infrastructure. Right back at these tomorrow
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
shame cuz that was a really good baseball game ruined on an absolutely ludicrous ground rule
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
welcome to every day of being a Padres fan (somehow worse than the previous)
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Brandon (B-Dub) @bdub1403.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only the fucking Padres, man.
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Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We must destroy the American Family
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you hit the ball real real good you get disadvantage in modern MLB
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
controversial, i know, but go Padres
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bringing the void to a knife fight
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
probably one of the better evenings of Padres baseball I’ve ever gotten to watch! let’s hope line go up not down!!
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
about 90 min before every playoff game I start to ah yes there it is, terrifying welp go Pads
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so if the taxpayer has to bail out Meta after the Metaverse debacle and now them trying to make Muse a thing, do we get to a nationalized social media platform?
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 29/09/2026
i will hunt the liberty biberty for sport
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 29/09/2026
How can we get Nathan Fielder into a rental home with Man City execs for the next 34 days
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sirianni have your team make superior adjustments at halftime challenge
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Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Hurts absolutely rules and his haters know absolutely no ball.
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that should be an ejection
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I’m already handling fall… badly
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Dugout Radar @dugoutradar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After this nor’easter craziness (escaping from Boston to Tampa, cancelled in New York, delays in Philly and DC) the weather is looking pretty amazing across all the Wild Card Series venues this week. Atlanta, New York, and San Diego (of course) dry. Houston a small chance of rain, but also a roof.
SUN • SEP 27, 2026
7:05 PM
DUGOUT RADAR
ed, 1 rain delay today •
PPD BAL @ NYY • postponed *
Dugout Today
Upcoming
Playoffs History
12 games upcoming.
No significant rain risk across the next 4 days.
TIME
RISK
TUE | Sep 29
PHI
ATL
2:00 PM EDT
Phillies at Braves
TRUIST PARK NBC/PEACOCK
84°
• 2 mph
0%
DELAY RISK
CWS
HOU
5:00 PM EDT
BOS
NYY
8:00 PM EDT
White Sox at Astros
DAIKIN PARK
PEACOCK/NBCSN • ROOFED • INDOORS
Red Sox at Yankees
YANKEE STADIUM
NBC/PEACOCK
61°
• 3 mph
ROOFED INDOORS
1%
DELAY RISK
CHC
SD
10:00 PM EDT
Cubs at Padres
PETCO PARK
PEACOCK/NBCSN
• 3 mph
72°
0%
DELAY RISKSUN • SEP 27, 2026
7:05 PM
DUGOUT RADAR
1 postponed, 1 rain delay today •
Dugout
Today
Upcoming
PPD BAL @ NYY
• pos
Playoffs
History
WED | Sep 30
PHI
ATL
2:00 PM
EDTI
Phillies at Braves
TRUIST PARK
NBC/PEACOCK •
86°
• 8 mph
0%
DELAY RISK
CWS
HOU
5:00 PM EDT
White Sox at Astros
DAIKIN PARK
PEACOCK/NBCSN • ROOFED
INDOORS
ROOFED INDOORS
BOS
NYY
8:00 PM EDT
Red Sox at Yankees
YANKEE STADIUM
NBC/PEACOCK •
62°
• 3 mph
1%
DELAY RISK
CHC
SD
10:00 PM EDT
Cubs at Padres
PETCO PARK
PEACOCK/NBCSN
• 3 mph
72°
0%
DELAY RISKSUN • SEP 27, 2026
7:05 PM
DUGOUT RADAR
1 postponed, 1 rain delay today *
Dugout
Today
Upcoming
PPD
BAL @ NYY • pos
Playoffs
History
THU | Oct 1
PHI
ATL
2:00 PM
EDTI
Phillies at Braves
TRUIST PARK NBC/PEACOCK
฿ 87°
• 6 mph
DELAY
2%
RISK
CWS
HOU
5:00 PM
EDTI
White Sox at Astros
DAIKIN PARK
PEACOCK/ NBCSN •
ROOFED
INDOORS
ROOFED INDOORS
BOS
NYY
8:00 PM EDT
Red Sox at Yankees
YANKEE STADIUM NBC/PEACOCK • forecast pending
DELAY RISK
CHC
10:00 PM
Cubs at Padres
PETCO PARK
SD
EDT
PEACOCK/NBCSN
forecast pending
DELAY RISK
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
5 scoreless innings
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dairy Bonds, counts
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gavin Sheets wants the Phillies in the playoffs
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a sombre end of regular season baseball to all who observe
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ppl who hate the expanded playoff format are joyless and generally? less sexy and hot
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all my Phillies fan friends and wife are about to become the world’s biggest Strandy Vazquez ultras
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The Hospital Ball @thehospitalball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And that leaves aside the Bofa charges.
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just read the news, can’t believe Man City got proclaimed 100+ times guilty of deez
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
buddy I have some good news
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the Padres have now clinched a playoff spot and have 89 wins with 3 to play baseball is so stupid lmao
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting ready for the baseball playoffs
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
basically all elite team sports are so thoroughly compromised by gambling that the idea of preserving “competitive integrity” is a farce but if the Premier League wants to have any shred of credibility in that respect Man City should be replaced with a plaque that says “thus ever to cheaters”
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i wrote a song that is so sad i do not think i can record it in a real studio around other humans AMA
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
imagine purchasing a product because it was “America’s Most Patriotic Brand”
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
perhaps I should invest more energy in garnering “hate listens”
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting ready for the baseball playoffs
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
like what if you became a commercially successful recording artist and you heard a cop on a moped jamming out to your song? couldn’t live with that, personally
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know English media loves their narratives but this USA broadcast has been near-unwatchable. talk about the match, it’s pretty good if physical
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Viola 📈📈📈
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Lorenzo @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you’ll be stunned to hear that Bournemouth are good, especially at home
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