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Skull Issue

@amagire.bsky.social
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Werewolf consultant, they/them or þey/þem. Adult Bloodborne/Darksouls Lover. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 13h
Agheel is a weird one because everyone seems to find a strategy that works only for them and is just completely useless for anyone else. It's like the thing where a boss that's easy for you might be hard as hell for someone else, magnified.
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extremely small & incredibly owned @deeppinks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
drawing a kink you're not really into is like flexing a muscle that never gets used. in the end it will make you a more powerful pervert
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 13h
for very obvious reasons, we teach them young that ricocheting off people is Not Allowed but he still shaves it pretty close sometimes
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 13h
let 'em fly free. anyone who would jerk off to this deserves to
the same illustration as above, without the bra
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 13h
take a dino leave a dino
of course it's T. rex hooters again: an illustration of a tyrannosaur in a cypress swamp, massive knockers held in check by a red brassiere, which is not slipping down despite the teensy arms
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 17h
system alert
a drawing of a computer desktop with an excessive number of files on it. Like way too many files for me to want to write them all down.
Something is dripping out of them.
A series of alert windows are open above them saying.
"you need to clean your desktop immediately.
Something crawled inside one of the file folders and died.
It smells terrible in here.
Whatever it is, it's leaking."
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 13h
"The Tech Market is completely divorced from anything as reality-based as 'customers' who are 'buying products'" is a separate but related issue I am concerned about; however, it's not like I'm buying AAA games anyway. can't afford a current-gen console, AND these dragon balls won't scrub themselves
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 14h
I have never seen anyone steal food from a grocery store, I don't believe it happens
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 14h
got all excited
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 14h
as a professional dog photographer, I make sure my subject is 20m away and at the point of his stride where he looks like he's standing on one foot like a flamingo. and always be sure to get the stud pile in frame, that's critical
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/06/2026
ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you? PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 14h
get borzoi'd IDIOT
Neo running straight towards me from across a horse pasture. the most important thing is not to flinch
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 15h
"if you're really committed to 'no gen-AI' in gaming then I guess you'd better give up now on playing anything made after 2023!" how tragic that I will inevitably run out of new games to play when I am three thousand years old
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"you can't expect people to give up the stories that meant a lot to them as a child just because the creator turned out to be horrible" girl I am 40 or 50 years old and I have done this DOZENS OF TIMES. it's actually not hard to just stop mentioning things
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
in my struggle for empathy I imagine a world where the Belgariad was a runaway international bestseller with a blockbuster movie series and tie-in merch (cuddly plush eunuch Really Schemes!) and even in my most feverish imagining I still think "those books were pretty shit tbh. 12yos have no taste"
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
why'd they call the movie The Sex Purge when Marital Law was right there
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 15h
New Mexico State Parks revealed a comically bedroom-eyed-furry-fandom-esque coyote mascot which ended up being AI generated... I had no choice but to Yassify the existing Arizona State Parks mascot with my human hands in retaliation... Everyone meet Roxanne the Ringtail
A feminine anthropomorphic ringtail cat in a park ranger uniform, crouched over a natural pool holding a small vial of water. She has a vaguely sultry expression. Dialogue: Oh my, these E. Coli levels are off the charts. Someone's been very, very naughty here at Slide Rock State Park.A feminine anthropomorphic ringtail cat in a park ranger uniform, standing under the hot sun. She has a vaguely sultry expression and is holding a dripping bottle of a sports drink. Dialogue: When things get too hot, bring water and salty snacks. And remember, going further is optional, hiking back is mandatory.
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 15h
lmao what a diva
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 29/08/2026
I loosened all the bolts on my circular saw and when I turned it on the blade escaped containment
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 16h
obviously she's a lineworker,
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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 16h
oh hello there
a large yellow and gray striped spider on my hand, her legs are black with yellow knees
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 16h
this is one of the problems I'm having! the other being "my last slow cooker lasted 40+ years and I don't want a new one to get bricked in 5-8 years because there's no more app support"
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 17h
I started (not) doing it mostly for myself back on Twitter but thank you for saying it, I want to believe my efforts to contribute to a less awful timeline are appreciated
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the game looks so cool that there was a moment where I was like "maybe I'm being too harsh" but then I remembered I have to be as unforgiving about this shit as the average gamer is about seeing an accessibility option, or a woman with a jawline
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
seeing a cool game on steam, checking to see if it uses AI, wishlisting it, checking the studio's other games to find this, and immediately un-wishlisting it
The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

The achievement system’s icons are created using AI.
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Ian MacEwan @ianmacewan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wolftober!
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 17h
clack
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 17h
I have bought and built a lot of puppets, just for fun, haha
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 17h
the satisfaction of a cat that drags a used qtip from the trash to your pillow, I presume
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 18h
<answering a little too fast> muppeteer
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PizzaMonk @pizzatraveler.bsky.social · 23h
Oh look, a bunch of actors I don’t like in a movie I don’t want to see and it’s written by a person I hate. I hope it’s streaming on a service I am boycotting.
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
BREAKING: scientists have discovered that if you see something terrible online, you DON'T have to post it!
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 18h
"wouldn't you like to control your slow cooker remotely with an app" no! also who the fuck would say "yes"?
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 19h
someday he'll be an Advanced Chair User like Bogue here
borzoi curled up on a leather armchair with her head on the seat and her butt hiked up on the arm
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 19h
imagine being the guy who wrote the will smith orc cop movie and that not making the top five reasons you're an obnoxious cunt
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 19h
jimmy buffet voice it's portfolio day somewhere
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in an office break room, an excited man inspects a box of donuts. He says, “ooo… who brought donuts?” A coworker behind him says, “idk.” Panel 2: the man is holding tightly to the donut as it is suddenly and forcefully yanked out of frame, sending the table and several objects into the air. Panel 3: two fish are sitting in a canoe wish fishing gear. One grabs tightly to his fishing pole and exclaims, “I got one!”
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 20h
Saw this coming out of work and it's absolutely delightful
A truck with a huge truck bed nearly big enough for a car. a little toy riding truck is on the back, strapped down like it's a 4 runner being transported
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 20h
truly
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chasing you with a broom
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lamburger supremacy
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 20h
every time I see a version of The Chronicles of Narnia with The Magician's Nephew first I become so angry I have to go stand outside in the yard
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 21h
lol the web interface is borked to hell
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
now available! trickunicorn.com/product/lava...
trickunicorn.com
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 21h
found footage
the above image crappily edited into dark monochrome with a timestamp and eyeshine
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 21h
and/or are deeply embedded in its training data. "my dearest farting Nora, my darling brown-arsed fuckbird" —James Joyce
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 21h
oh for sure that is true, mostly I just wonder about how LLM-based chatbots are keeping up with some of the wilder sex fantasies at all, given that their output even in roleplay mode is necessarily very vanilla (in addition to general poor writing quality/ lack of continuity)
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 21h
get r/retconned on the case
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 21h
I was about to say "yeah you're thinking of Seann William Scott, I made that mistake too" but I looked him up and he's also still alive. what the fuck
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