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@alto.fish
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wannabe computer scientist. radically pluralist, mechanically sympathetic. mostly harmless she/her if we're friends, they/them otherwise

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alto! @alto.fish · 10h
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Garfield are you /j or /srs meme
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alto! @alto.fish · 06/10/2026
why it just fart on me
Whines and tilts head 🐾 

Sniffs the corner of the rug, does a little circle and... oh no. 🐕💨
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alto! @alto.fish · 05/10/2026
this mf ate my finger optic cable
doggy
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alto! @alto.fish · 04/10/2026
they would fucking say that
elric brothers from fullmetal alchemist
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alto! @alto.fish · 01/10/2026
i know which one i'm putting my dick in
rust coggo gopher
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alto! @alto.fish · 01/10/2026
lowkirkenuinely what it feels like to have a job
coffee mogs tea comic
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alto! @alto.fish · 01/10/2026
the author's barely disguised f ish
f  ish
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alto! @alto.fish · 29/09/2026
seeing a hopepost from slug
Wacky Dawg
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alto! @alto.fish · 29/09/2026
scott
There are three major NGs in AV. anal, bds m, scott[2]

Weekly Japan Playboy 2016 No. 38 During an interview with Simiken
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alto! @alto.fish · 28/09/2026
how did you knoww
the fog
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alto! @alto.fish · 27/09/2026
you and me both oomf
techno-anarchism

93%
most compatible
Émile Armand
Individualist Anarchist
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alto! @alto.fish · 25/09/2026
i love letterboxd i be going abt my day and my wrist buzzes and this is the shit they tell me

Twenty deeply felt films celebrating the global art of puppetry.
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alto! @alto.fish · 23/09/2026
oh okay
No, "Chaser" in this context isn't related to that meaning. In hololive's lore, "Chaser" is a specific job role or character archetype within the Justice branch of hololive. It's part of the fictional world-building they've created for their talent roster - similar to how other members might have titles like "Detective" or other thematic roles.

Gigi Murin's "Chaser" character is portrayed as a mischievous law-enforcer within that fictional setting. It's purely a roleplay/character element, not a reference to her personal identity
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alto! @alto.fish · 21/09/2026
corpse-weeper from made in abyss
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alto! @alto.fish · 17/09/2026
or some shit
it is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it
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alto! @alto.fish · 16/09/2026
Populism is a politics that refuses to recognise the prevailing common sense in managing the economy. Consequently a portion of its critics, those most seduced by capitalist realism, attack it from the incorrect assumption that there is no alternative to neoliberalism. As the status quo is imperiled by the five crises, as well as the long fallout from 2008, such defences will increasingly take place through appeals to anti-utopianism rather than anything positive or propositional. This even standard-bearers for the establishment might concede that living standards are getting worse, or that society is going backwards by many measures, but at least, they will respond,we aren't in 1990s Rwanda and aren't mediaeval serfs. Such a position signifies the death of the very idea of the future, with enlightenment or progress — formerly ideological pillars of liberal capitalism — exchanged for a vision of the good society where decline is marginally slower than it might otherwise be
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alto! @alto.fish · 14/09/2026
help peer. or smth.
a photograph of my nude form
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alto! @alto.fish · 13/09/2026
i used to pray for times like this
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alto! @alto.fish · 12/09/2026
this is the type of shit i am on
twin tower fantasy
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alto! @alto.fish · 07/09/2026
finn the human speech bubble
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alto! @alto.fish · 29/08/2026
this wikipedia page is a gem ngl
This user wishes she was never born.

This user should have been *aborted*.
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alto! @alto.fish · 29/08/2026
many an oomf
This user is a certified *clanker*
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alto! @alto.fish · 29/08/2026
why did you do this
internet archive down 😔
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alto! @alto.fish · 27/08/2026
what if we kissed at the pride flag colored bathrooms
lesbian flag bathroomgay flag bathroom
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alto! @alto.fish · 24/08/2026
four rooms poster
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alto! @alto.fish · 21/08/2026
андроид я люблю тебя андроид ты друг

скажите все своему телефону так) у кого айфон говорите: ты пакость ты зрада ты говно ты долбоеб ты чмо ты сука
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alto! @alto.fish · 21/08/2026
we're all heavily versed in esoteric wisdom and lore meme
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alto! @alto.fish · 19/08/2026
google is homophonic ☹️
'edsger dijkstra lesbian flag' ddg search showing equal amounts of pictures of edsger dijkstra and the lesbian flag'edsger dijkstra lesbian flag' google search showing equal amounts of pictures of edsger w. dijkstra and the netherlands flag
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alto! @alto.fish · 19/08/2026
okay
The Cairo library contains approximately 94 lines of code in the specific snippet referenced. However, the total lines of code in the entire library may vary significantly.
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alto! @alto.fish · 18/08/2026
are y'all kidding me
ana's food post above this one in my for you
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alto! @alto.fish · 17/08/2026
hatsune miku post above this one
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alto! @alto.fish · 17/08/2026
that one @deadeyedfae comic
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alto! @alto.fish · 17/08/2026
oomfs
Я еду в Саппоро, оттуда в Осака, оттуда в Токио
В моём кармане иены, они длинные — Пиноккио
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alto! @alto.fish · 16/08/2026
just as i saw this post
67% charge on my phoneee
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alto! @alto.fish · 10/08/2026
мониторим ситуацию
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alto! @alto.fish · 09/08/2026
okayy
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properly trashing
+20 rapid-fire bursts
+18 erratic rhythm
+16 lives in other people's replies
+15 posting like the servers are on fire
+14 argues with themselves
+12 quote-dunks
+12 all over the protocol
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alto! @alto.fish · 09/08/2026
is this it (not a tweet but still)
whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my faggotness is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3
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alto! @alto.fish · 09/08/2026
what do you mean you have a [tangled] repo with another girl...? I'm gonna vomit. . .
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alto! @alto.fish · 08/08/2026
i'm gonna lose it 😭😭
komi san (?) in a cat suit with slutty GNOME tattoos
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alto! @alto.fish · 07/08/2026
wikipedia page for Зелёный Юрий and a red arrow pointing to the cover of green yuri
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alto! @alto.fish · 05/08/2026
error 67
scaredy cat
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alto! @alto.fish · 04/08/2026
how it feels to spread misinformation meme
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alto! @alto.fish · 04/08/2026
— see, when you transition you're gonna look like your mother
— weird, i don't remember my mother being a BRICKSHIT GIGAHON
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alto! @alto.fish · 02/08/2026
was going home from the movies today and met @drunk.moe
a snail
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alto! @alto.fish · 31/07/2026
japanese ppl be writing about everything atp
book about the jujutsu version control system named JuJu-Chu!: Starting Your Jujutsu×AI Workflow with `jj new`some japanese book about IPFS and Filecoin
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alto! @alto.fish · 31/07/2026
вишенка на торте тикток мем
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alto! @alto.fish · 31/07/2026
girl dinner
мороженное чистая линия шестьдесят семь сахарная трубочка
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alto! @alto.fish · 31/07/2026
I don't knowwwwww
results:
attraction: neutral
sex drive: high
dominance axis: submissive
deviance axis: kinky
affection axis: exclusive
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alto! @alto.fish · 28/07/2026
hornet speech bubble
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alto! @alto.fish · 26/07/2026
anyoomf wanna buy me the transgender homer earrings
the transgender homer earrings in question
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