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This question was passed to me; and I don’t think I can answer it. “If he ran, could Al Franken successfully reenter politics?”

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 6h

I’m gonna find the SOB who decided to blow up my inbox with emails covering: - CASINO FREE SPINS - Your Cloud has been locked - Your McAfee account is expired - Your prize is waiting at (Lowes, Ace, Walmart, Home Depot) And I’m gonna have them Keel Hauled.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I can’t travel out of state with my dog unless we have papers saying she does not have Screw worm. ….but my kids can sit next to someone who has measles?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Anyone want to bet that Trump does to the Kennedy Center what he did to the East Wing?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If you’re a homeowner and you haven’t had your central air unit get some TLC in the past year, do so. And quickly. You never know when it’s gonna crap at 1 am and the next thing you know, you’re having flashbacks to sleeping in the Baghdad Airport Terminal w/o AC

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My youngest has spent the better part of the summer working trails in the Rockies. If you gotta shit in the woods, BURY IT. If you shit in a bag; TAKE IT WITH YOU. Y’all nasty!!!🤢 💩

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Asked my 30 year old son “how high do gas prices have to go before the people say “that’s too much.” He says they won’t. Everyone drives, they have too. As I recall my father getting mad when gas went over 50¢/gallon, and taking the bus to work.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

“I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress” John Adams in the musical 1776

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Random thought from a colleague. If Congress “writes the laws” and the vast majority of congress are lawyers; why do they keep fucking up?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Just a thought about the reflecting pool. Peel the liner out, and sell chunks for $20 each.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

It really is a documentary…

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

The more comments, the longer the review process. Be honest. Don’t hold back. parkplanning.nps.gov/document.cfm...

parkplanning.nps.gov

ParkPlanning - Triumphal Arch - Section 106 Assessment of Effect and Draft Programmatic Agreement

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

If you’re thinking about travel to the U.S. anytime between NOW and 2029; don’t. Just don’t. If you REALLY MUST travel to the U.S. get the travel insurance. On top of that, make damn sure your tickets, etc… are refundable. We cannot guarantee you won’t be scooped up by ICE and sent to a hole.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I ever find out the SOB who decided to send spam emails that automatically schedule appointments on my calendar; will find my foot so far up their ass, they’ll think I’m Red Foreman.

static.klipy.com

Red Forman Reading Newspaper

ALT: Red Forman Reading Newspaper

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I’m married to an Educational Diagnostician. The “tests” Trump brags about are likely the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA)—a brief screening for possible cognitive impairment or early dementia, not an intelligence test. www.nj.com/politics/202...

nj.com

Trump brags about acing cognitive test...where he needed to identify a squirrel

During Monday’s event, he suggested that anyone running for president or vice president should be required to take a cognitive test.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

You literally were invited, several times to participate in Vietnam. If you really want a Purple Heart, you’re gonna have to earn it; just like everyone else did. No freebies.

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altDem @altdems.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

she’s with “only the best people”

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Ok, I’ll play. If the admin wants only “Americans to have money in American banks”. The admin can move all their money from off shore accounts to American banks. www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/...

cnbc.com

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is preparing banks to collect citizenship data

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says the Trump administration expects banks to comply in collecting citizenship information from customers.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

If you like hiking, camping, hunting, or just not breathing smoke every summer, pay attention. The U.S. Forest Service keeps trails open and fires managed. Cut them, and it’s more closures, worse wildfires, and forests going to hell. This affects anyone who likes fresh air. saveusfs.org 🌲

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

There are those I have served with who shouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors, let alone a weapon. I’d like to say this is the dumbest thing I’ve heard, but we’re only a year into this shit show. Oh and @PeteHegseth FOREST LAKE SUCKS MONKEY BALLS.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

ICE isn’t really running the camps. It’s contracted out. The GEO Group, CoreCivic, and Palantir ALL OF THEM ARE PUBLICLY TRADED GEO Group = GEO CoreCivic = CXW Palantir = PLTR Like everything else in the USA, you gotta hit them in the packet book.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Good news/Bad news Bad News: someone flew “a bit” too close to the Capitol. Good News: ICE caught the illegal migrant. * seems security in the area has increased for unknown reasons. He will be released once he is done getting processed, he might be running behind schedule.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Schumer has been there for 45 years. Grassley for 51 years They ain’t serving out of the kindness of their hearts. They do it, because that’s all the know. There needs to be both term limits and maximum age limits on each and every government position.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

So. Who is taking bets on how long this time?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

So, no kidding there I was. Back in the days of BDU’s and Black Boots. Just walking out of the shower at home following PT, TV on in the background. When Katie Couric breaks in about a plane hitting WTC.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

In other “Shootings in America” news today…

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I’m withholding comment until I have more information.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Ok, since we’re gonna go back to the WWII style of doing things. US Space Force and US Air Force will be absorbed by the Army. Heck, we’ll even dig out the old USAAC flags.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

I realized that this weekend is Labor Day. Usually the last gasp of summer. If you’re in DC to see the sights, remember; the Guard would rather be at home. For the low cost of $15.00 you can help with Gatorade, Beef Jerky, and Zyn. Which will do more for morale than a crate of HoneyBuns.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Good News everyone @spaceforcedod.bsky.social We’re proud to announce our first manned mission to the sun. The plan is we’ll travel at night so it won’t be so hot.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

My god, it’s a mutual masturbation on a global scale.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

A buddy of mine posted this, it seems apropos

I am both dumber and wiser than you assume. Never underestimate me.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Could someone explain how the current Russia Hoax is different from the one investigated in his first term.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Just a reminder, II + II = IV

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I’ve had a question nagging me for several months about the “sudden influx” of ICE officers who are doing the ‘snatch & grabs’ Are they really federal officials, or are they cosplayers?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

@dallas--cowboys.bsky.social WTF guys? $85 for STANDING ROOM ONLY? Do I want to know how much parking or a Coke is gonna cost? or do I just start selling plasma now?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

sure, brown people are the problem…

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