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Ok kids. On day one of his current term, Trump said he could end the Ukraine/Russia war in 24 hours. He now blames the same war for higher gas prices. Let me ask this. Are you doing better than you were four years ago?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 7h

Any chance we could get some good old fashioned Monopoly busting again?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well shit. I have Tricare, where’s my check?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Plot twist. He had ChatGPT write the tweet.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh for fucks sake. Why does this read like the 1980’s Volton?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Here’s me looking at my results going… this makes no sense. Ok, the Irish part does. But it’s the German side. Depending on when, it could be a different country. Germans roll east; Soviets roll west.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I will pass that answer to the person who asked it. Honest.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This question was passed to me; and I don’t think I can answer it. “If he ran, could Al Franken successfully reenter politics?”

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The day after I joined the VFW and DAV, I started to receive emails for Russian Brides and Canadian boner pills. I have no need for either.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I discovered that there is a maximum of emails you can block. I might be in the several thousands.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m gonna find the SOB who decided to blow up my inbox with emails covering: - CASINO FREE SPINS - Your Cloud has been locked - Your McAfee account is expired - Your prize is waiting at (Lowes, Ace, Walmart, Home Depot) And I’m gonna have them Keel Hauled.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Almost the same; the plantar fasciitis turned out to be worse; ended up with a couple of osteotomies, Carpal tunnel release, both wrists. Cubital tunnel release. And at least one non cancerous tumor. You got this!!!

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I did that before retiring. Saved everything for the last 5 years. Surgery, recovery, physical therapy, surgery, recovery, physical therapy, surgery, recovery, physical therapy, surgery, recovery, physical therapy, … you get the idea.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's just a bet against myself! The only way I can win my money back is by getting horribly injured. - 3rd Rock from the Sun

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is he treating health insurance with car insurance. You have it, but hope you never need to use it?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s been one or four decades since I first learned long division. Still can’t master it.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That’s a deep cut. Oh, ask for Inga.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This, my friends, is BULLSHIT. Congress is the bottom three or four of all time in doing any of its responsibilities. Fixed it.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Again? If they come down, it would be amazing

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I can’t travel out of state with my dog unless we have papers saying she does not have Screw worm. ….but my kids can sit next to someone who has measles?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Anyone want to bet that Trump does to the Kennedy Center what he did to the East Wing?

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This is absolutely tame German porn. Don’t ask how I know….

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’m waiting for my Soros checks.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just a guess, but that could fall under “indecent exposure”

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I got lucky. Capacitor tripped the breaker.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“If you love Jesus so much, why don't you die on a cross?"

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If you’re a homeowner and you haven’t had your central air unit get some TLC in the past year, do so. And quickly. You never know when it’s gonna crap at 1 am and the next thing you know, you’re having flashbacks to sleeping in the Baghdad Airport Terminal w/o AC

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I’m waiting patiently for the West Wing reboot. or Emergency!

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

And I got a kid this year who is doing a mail in ballot. Let’s see if it gets counted.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Law and Order? Family Values? to the GOP, those are just TV shows; not a political stance.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Where the fuck does Pete live? Prices around me ain’t gone down, ever.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I dunno there Madame Secretary… Canada might have a better suggestion.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

God Damn I miss the days of “Heckva job Brownie”

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

@usdagov.bsky.social You have had 18 MONTHS to address this. You cannot blame the previous admin anymore. This is YOUR albatross around your neck. …and voters will remember.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

We will find out in maybe 10-15 years.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

What can you impeach them for? Blow Jobs.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I agree. And it’s gonna be painful for everyone.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I got kids her age. With more life skills.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Needs the reflective belt.

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Before we say it should be abolished. How did ICE come into being? It’s because of the Homeland Security Act of 2002. which was a response to 9/11. Perhaps there is a way to restructure it into something less leviathan.

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