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AltWarDept

@altdod.bsky.social
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retired, former, crusty cog that was in the machine, mostly snark, sometimes insightful. Knows enough to be dangerous, sometimes useful. #altgov (VIC) 31N AA 66021 00000

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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh for fucks sake. Why does this read like the 1980’s Volton?
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I dunno there Madame Secretary… Canada might have a better suggestion.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Better?
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
For some reason this seems apt.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Think I can still use these?
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Digging through the archives (also known as an attic) I found this treasure from the last 1970’s. It sparked an idea.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It really is a documentary…
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
For a while at least.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I recall a Texas senator reading Green Eggs and Ham, shutting us down. My bills didn’t give a shit about the “no pay” banks still wanted their money.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Here’s your definitions.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If you like hiking, camping, hunting, or just not breathing smoke every summer, pay attention. The U.S. Forest Service keeps trails open and fires managed. Cut them, and it’s more closures, worse wildfires, and forests going to hell. This affects anyone who likes fresh air. saveusfs.org 🌲
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
There are those I have served with who shouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors, let alone a weapon. I’d like to say this is the dumbest thing I’ve heard, but we’re only a year into this shit show. Oh and @PeteHegseth FOREST LAKE SUCKS MONKEY BALLS.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Good news/Bad news Bad News: someone flew “a bit” too close to the Capitol. Good News: ICE caught the illegal migrant. * seems security in the area has increased for unknown reasons. He will be released once he is done getting processed, he might be running behind schedule.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
So. Who is taking bets on how long this time?
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Guess it’s time to bust this out.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
My hat….* www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/republi... not really my hat.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
What did I miss?
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Since we’re going back to the old ways…
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Ok, since we’re gonna go back to the WWII style of doing things. US Space Force and US Air Force will be absorbed by the Army. Heck, we’ll even dig out the old USAAC flags.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Oh, I can.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
old skool
Navigating with a sextant
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
A buddy of mine posted this, it seems apropos
I am both dumber and wiser than you assume.   Never underestimate me.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It’s a tale as old as time. Demonize and dehumanize your enemies.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I like mine with some vintage to them.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Add in some extra sugar and you got Sunny D
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Me waiting on Prime AIR….
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Just a reminder, II + II = IV
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
If I might recommend an attachment
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Kids of the 70’s winding why they have COPD now.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Captain Pike as a muppet?
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
You’re gonna hate what I wear. Mostly because they fit post surgeries; and I’m too cheap to buy a new pair that I’ll wear once a year.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
….
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Proof positive that all that’s needed for a long and glorious life is COCAINE, alcohol, and sex.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Fixed it
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
From the USGS, just a “bit of water.”
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Just north of $1.95
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Umm… don’t look up at the Tethered Aerostat Radar System. About a dozen of them along the US/Mexico border.
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
since everyone is rage clicking…. She is a FORMER Army intelligence analyst. Let’s back off the “court martial” rhetoric. We haven’t recalled Mike Flynn for his boneheaded stunts. (Mike was intel as well) dallasnews.com/news/2025/06/0…
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AltWarDept @altdod.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I want him and his first line in my office by COB. bring a water source.
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