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Chris A

@alsikkan.bsky.social
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film guy barry lyndon guy some guy

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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
just met someone named Cheddar Larson and she said her sister is a famous actress but she wouldn’t say who
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Bulbasaur in the Criterion Closet
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
LETS GOOOOOOOO
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I never feel more like a responsible adult than when I’m eating an apple
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Cauliflower: the perfect vegetable, immaculate florets with a creamy texture, subtle but unmistakable flavor that emphasizes any savory sauce. Broccoli: the middle child vegetable, relentlessly woody flavor, chunky florets, their slick trunk resisting all sauce.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/01/2026
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
it’s me 🫡
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
collapse the dollar? But that’s what i have!
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
we’ve got you by the collar and our fist is cocked and we’re going to punch you in the face repeatedly and the worst thing you could do is try to get out of it
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
people who complain about bob dylans voice were given ears yes but what’s the point
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
it’s crazy that the Heimlich maneuver has only been around since 1974 and everyone before that just stood there like a Sims panicking at the person choking to death
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
‘PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 8’ will release on May 21, 2027 in theaters. Produced by James Wan.
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Uhhhhh ohhhhhhh
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Nesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Paul Bettany as Maturin in Master and Commander looking serious about seeing those fucked up animals
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I’m starting a new conspiracy theory that everything in the foreground is real but everything in the background is green screen but about everything
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
pole to pole with will smith
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
been staring at this image on and off all day
Charlie Kirk at a Turning Point USA event. The caption says "THERE IS ONLY ONE HOUR OF OCYGEN LEFT ON THE TITAN SUBMERSIBLE." An inset picture shows Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Disney is going to to be very nervous about this in four months
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
ABC : Always. Be. Coughing.
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
well, he’s right!!
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
hate to see it
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The problem with Dave Franco is he looks and sounds exactly like James Franco
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
look at this cool photo of magneto I found
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
with everything going on I really felt like I needed a relaxing movie night for me and my wife so I put on uncut gems
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
they’ll go back to starting HVAC businesses and getting 2 star reviews in no time
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/01/2026
i’m creating a new conspiracy theory that the reason that there’s so much film discourse with people not understanding what they watch is because there’s two versions of every film and they show different theaters a different version at random
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I’m one upping this by having the robot voice read the plot section of movie Wikipedia at 10x speed
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
this guy with a huge forehead sat across from me at the coffee shop and kept asking if I liked his forehead I didn’t know what to say and I tried to leave but he talks fast and good like he can sell shoes to a centipede and I had to run 😭
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
MULTIPLE?
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Barry Lyndon shit
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/01/2026
i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I need the Ella McCay sweater mug more than anything else I can think of
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
how some of you think you’re posting
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
we all have to start sayin goodbye like this because of how things are now
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Art Garfunkel yelling at Paul Simon about how silence doesn’t actually have a sound, god
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
with everything going on in the real world it’s intensely offensive that these two millionaires are attempting to hone mystic and special attention to their little superhero movie nobody wants
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
doing this with a cardboard cutout of my most viral post
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
EXCLUSIVE: first image from Good Will Hunting 2 has been released
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RIP
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Sometimes it’s the little things that mean the most in life
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I heard Scott Adams died and my dyslexic ass was like noooo not Severance!
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I’m interpreting the silence form 2A people as the same silent confusion they’d have if you gave them a simple word problem
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
thank you president trump
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
One weird thing about my childhood is I had an unhealthy obsession for like a year with dogbert, I’ve never revisited that chapter to try and understand why, I might even have to delete this
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I like how the first step in surviving being buried alive is to not panic
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Danielle addresses Bunnies as MrBeast entertains pleas to buy NewJeans
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Upper case I looking at lower case L and saying I want what you have
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Revealing my privilege here but I genuinely had no idea we were at war with protein
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Chris A @alsikkan.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
this fucked me up, it should fuck everyone up
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