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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22h

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Please remember this election season that every Republican ad is a billionaire trying to buy your vote because he thinks it will be profitable for him.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I know posting your Wordle is passé; but this one was weird. Wordle 1,932 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

4 points to 1 vs. Miami. By far our best head-to-head result for a season. 1.55 to 0.32 xG on the broadcast screen. Really good performance and a fun team to watch tonight 👏👏👏 #crew96

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Say whatever you want about Miami, but having a guy who can do that a dozen times a season is fucking insane. And if you want to blame Schulte I’ve seen him do that to half a dozen GKs now. #crew96

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well earned yellow for Casemiro as well. #Crew96

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That was an obvious PK that shouldn't have needed VAR.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is an impeachable offense. This is a betrayal of the law and his oath of office. Every American should condemn this. Your tax dollars are being used by a politician for a campaign ad, and not only aren’t Republicans being called on to condemn it; Democrats are again asleep at the switch. Gross.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

As a #crew96 fan seeing these two names together on this list hurts my eyes.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m not pleased, but I am tolerant of the team’s performance under LC. Even in the losses the soccer has been watchable, but a couple of really bad losses are killing us, esp. the DC loss 🤮

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Shouldn’t even be a hot take: Zawa is one of the best central defenders in the league and we are absolutely solid with him in the middle of a 3-man back line. #Crew96

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 19/09/2026

#crew96 with another MEANINGLESS MLS match tonight in Montreal. You should still come watch with us at Tav to make sure the Lads stay sharp for The Cup!

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This Ohio State performance is just one more example of the coaching genius of Ryan Day and why he is clearly the best coach in college football. #GoBucks

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m going to be one of the few who gives him the benefit of the doubt in terms of this not being mostly about money. A tour is a big commitment of emotional and physical energy and i get not wanting to just write it off as a waste, but i hope he wakes up to the bigger picture, and I don’t mean PR.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hull City top of the table ATM 😂😂😂👍👍👍

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Has one single Republican said that this is corrupt or in any way criticized this?

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Top 5 all-time national anthem last night in Miami.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

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The Godfather: My Offer Is Nothing

ALT: The Godfather: My Offer Is Nothing

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Coolest Browns t-shirt I have ever seen… in Boca Raton 😂

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/08/2026

Sen. Jon Husted can't resist simping for data centers: "There are literally communities in our state that have welcomed data centers who are seeing their local property taxes get cut dramatically as a result of the new revenue that comes in"

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Our President was once considered the leader of the free world. #nostalgia

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This couldn't be more on brand for Looney Tunes. There were always so many jokes that were definitely not aimed at kids. I still remember asking my mother "What's the draft board?" after watching a WWII era Daffy Duck cartoon.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Downgrade a movie: A Couple Of Good Men Brokeback Hillock A Man For All Seasons Except Autumn Star Skirmishes Breakfast at Jared’s The Postman Usually Rings Twice The Grapes Of Irritation Non-lethal Weapon No Country For Middle-Aged Men

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

She should have stuck to medicine. She is possibly the only Democratic candidate capable of losing this election.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

That is a PK all day long. I don't know how the announcer is calling it harsh.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

First goal this time, but same... #Crew96 bsky.app/profile/alsc...

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Well, given that it doesn't look like we are going to see a lot of the ball tonight, it's a good thing we are absolutely deadly on the counter-attack 🙄 #Crew96

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

From our local paper: “[Name withheld to protect the innocent] and her brothers wearing pants and a skirt their mom made out of drapes to save money.” There is no report in the story of Mom being apprehended and apparently she is still on the loose.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

After watching Rossi score the winner for Monterrey in Leagues Cup I just got to see DEJ put Toronto up 2-0 vs. Miami.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Either this is 100% sincere or 100% sarcastic, depending on punctuation.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My problem isn’t that #Crew96 conceded that second goal. My problem is we don’t score goals like that.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Owen Gowell is a lock for the Puskas with that golazo for #Crew96.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Just in case anyone besides @tokenliberal.bsky.social is old enough to remember who Bette Davis was 🙄

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Another day in the “Free State Of Florida”, where Republicans are free to molest minors… as long as they have made the right political contributions.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Double down, and then double down again. Why would anyone doubt that a serial cheater and convicted sex offender is cheating again? If Dems learn anything from Trump it should be that when you get media attention take it a step further to keep it, then pivot to the next accusation while you have it.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Whenever they have one of those “Name something you have never done” threads again, someone please remind me to say I have never watched this show. Saying I have never watched anything with any Kardashians (also true) is more like a humblebrag.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This #Crew96 match has been as un-physical as any match I can remember. I wonder how much of that is due to the players on both teams realizing they are risking their careers every time they get the least bit out of control 🤔

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

NOOOOOOOOO!!! 😬😬😬🙏🙏🙏

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

LAURENT... DO NOT GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION! YOU GOT IT RIGHT; STICK TO YOUR INSTINCTS. DO NOT RISK INJURY TO KEY PLAYERS. MARTINEZ... OK. NO MOREIRA, GOMES, MENDEZ, AND DEFINITELY NO FARSI!!! #Crew96

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The announcers have really strained to get this far into the match talking about the #Crew96 lineup without mentioning the turf.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

THE KID WHO DOES BIRD CALLS IS BACK!! The Atlanta Hawks got him to do their schedule release by doing different bird calls for their opponents

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Not that I am particularly vindictive, but I did get an extremely warm and fuzzy feeling listening to the crowd of visiting Club America fans cheer a goal that would eliminate the home team from the Leagues Cup tournament… as #Crew96 move on.

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Alberto Florida Man @alschulman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Watching Club América reminds me that just in terms of personality Luis Malagon is probably my favorite visiting player of all time. #Crew96

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