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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Sure, the dozing dipshit #Trump took a nap during the #Knicks game. But to be fair lots of people do that at Knicks games.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

millennial example of the perfect being the enemy of the good.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

millennial example of the perfect being the enemy of the good.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

The #MAGA orange ballsack gnome is using YOUR tax money to pay for things like billion dollar ballrooms and arches while cutting your healthcare and services.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The voting public is too big to fail.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The rotting orange in charge is spending $100 million on a Triumphal Arch and wants a quarter billion to build a fucking ballroom while people still can’t afford healthcare.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The rotting orange in charge is spending $100 million on a Triumphal Arch and wants a quarter billion to build a fucking ballroom while people still can’t afford healthcare. #Trump #MAGA #Fascists

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

this is on brand given that it clearly shows a white kid.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

In opening statements at the #OpenAI trial the tweaking billionaire dickbag #Elon #Musk said he’s trying to “save the world”. I guess that’s why he got #Trump elected too. What a lying sack of Adderall. #FAIL

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Things in #Russia are going according to plan. It’s just that the plan blows.

Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

So weird that so many people are trying to kill that fascist fat fuck #Trump.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

No. Putin has just had enough with #Trump mishandling Russian interests. Worst. Russian asset. Ever.

Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I liked it better when people asking AI how to treat an anal fissure paid for my work tokens.

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This tracks. Guy Fieri looks like an incel dickbag.

and then film the prison shower scene.

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there's no intelligent life here.

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#Trump is literally that asshole who posts in ALL CAPS and uses 5 exclamation points.

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#Trump is creating commemorative coins with his image on them and a giant douchey arch with his name on it, having a UFC fight on the White House lawn, and putting his image on national park passes... to celebrate the #250th anniversary of the U.S.? The needy bitch acts like it's his Quinceañera.

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In 1 Samuel 18:25–27, King Saul demanded 100 Philistine foreskins as a bride price for his daughter. David instead delivered 200 foreskins. The moral of the story is oh fuck I don’t know. Foreskins?

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There goes that "speaking in tongues" bitch masturbating on the corner of the desk again. Fucking hell.

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Not sure what you mean. My doctor always has a glowing orb of healing ectoplasm.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

What do you think the "P" in #CPAC stands for?

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The solution is for the son to agree to go if his father also goes to conversion therapy. Gay conversion therapy. His father should be forced to be gay.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I had to stand still for 16 hours to model for that shot.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Eric Swalwell resigned before Congress held an expulsion vote over sexual abuse accusations because only the President is allowed to do that. Fucking hypocrites.

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The #POTUS is having #UFC fights on the White House lawn, arguing with #Iran using #LEGO figures, and calling the #Pope "bad on crime". Hey #Idiocracy your sequel script is ready.

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The #POTUS is having #UFC fights on the White House lawn, arguing with #Iran using #LEGO figures, and calling the #Pope "bad on crime". Hey #Idiocracy your sequel script is ready.

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The #POTUS is having #UFC fights on the White House lawn, arguing with #Iran using #LEGO figures, and calling the #Pope "bad on crime". Hey #Idiocracy your sequel script is ready.

Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

#Vance killed the #Pope, got kicked out of #Greenland, lost an #Iran ceasefire deal, and ensured a loss for #Orban in #Hungary. What a fucking loser. Just like Tiny Hands McFartsaLot. #MAGA

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They're also one of the five types of idiot.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Only a boomer retard like #Trump signs their social media posts like a Victorian love letter. Forever yours, The King of Kings, Jesus H. Christ

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Look who's talking. Still not sure why torture and murder trump just forgiving these dipshits. #HappyEaster

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Today, over 2,000 years ago, Dad had me tortured and killed as payment for your sins when he could have just forgiven you like a normal person. Not bitter or confused at all. Makes perfect sense. #FuckEaster

Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It was. But humans fuck up more often so it’s better entertainment.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Never believe a #GOP politician who claims to be anti-war. They always start wars. It's the tiny dick and the closeted homosexuality.

Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Half of the American electorate are fucking morons. I'll leave it to you to decide which half.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

#MAGA dipshits who whined about #Benghazi need to shut the fuck up about #Iran and #Russia

Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Now we know why #Melania #Trump talks like a special needs android. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/u...

nytimes.com

Melania and the Robot