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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

According to the journal Nature, the domestic leopard population is in decline as there are no more #MAGA faces for them to consume.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

How long before this #DonJr #Trump wife has the full MAGA balloon lips, golf ball cheekbones, and pubic goatee facelift?

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

You know what #AI is good at? Creating fake women with fake tits.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

#Trump thinks that “homo erectus” is a gay guy with a boner.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Dipshit Don is more concerned with having his photo on a US passport than knowing how they work. He had them add “Welcome, but be good!” even though passports are used for visiting other countries. #Trump is such a fucktard. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

motherjones.com

Does Trump know how passports work?

"Welcome, but be good!" the president warned.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Sure, the dozing dipshit #Trump took a nap during the #Knicks game. But to be fair lots of people do that at Knicks games.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

The #MAGA orange ballsack gnome is using YOUR tax money to pay for things like billion dollar ballrooms and arches while cutting your healthcare and services.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The rotting orange in charge is spending $100 million on a Triumphal Arch and wants a quarter billion to build a fucking ballroom while people still can’t afford healthcare. #Trump #MAGA #Fascists

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

In opening statements at the #OpenAI trial the tweaking billionaire dickbag #Elon #Musk said he’s trying to “save the world”. I guess that’s why he got #Trump elected too. What a lying sack of Adderall. #FAIL

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Things in #Russia are going according to plan. It’s just that the plan blows.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

So weird that so many people are trying to kill that fascist fat fuck #Trump.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

#Trump is literally that asshole who posts in ALL CAPS and uses 5 exclamation points.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

#Trump is creating commemorative coins with his image on them and a giant douchey arch with his name on it, having a UFC fight on the White House lawn, and putting his image on national park passes... to celebrate the #250th anniversary of the U.S.? The needy bitch acts like it's his Quinceañera.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

In 1 Samuel 18:25–27, King Saul demanded 100 Philistine foreskins as a bride price for his daughter. David instead delivered 200 foreskins. The moral of the story is oh fuck I don’t know. Foreskins?

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Eric Swalwell resigned before Congress held an expulsion vote over sexual abuse accusations because only the President is allowed to do that. Fucking hypocrites.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

The #POTUS is having #UFC fights on the White House lawn, arguing with #Iran using #LEGO figures, and calling the #Pope "bad on crime". Hey #Idiocracy your sequel script is ready.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

#Vance killed the #Pope, got kicked out of #Greenland, lost an #Iran ceasefire deal, and ensured a loss for #Orban in #Hungary. What a fucking loser. Just like Tiny Hands McFartsaLot. #MAGA

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Only a boomer retard like #Trump signs their social media posts like a Victorian love letter. Forever yours, The King of Kings, Jesus H. Christ

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Today, over 2,000 years ago, Dad had me tortured and killed as payment for your sins when he could have just forgiven you like a normal person. Not bitter or confused at all. Makes perfect sense. #FuckEaster

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Never believe a #GOP politician who claims to be anti-war. They always start wars. It's the tiny dick and the closeted homosexuality.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Half of the American electorate are fucking morons. I'll leave it to you to decide which half.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

#MAGA dipshits who whined about #Benghazi need to shut the fuck up about #Iran and #Russia

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Now we know why #Melania #Trump talks like a special needs android. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/u...

nytimes.com

Melania and the Robot

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

#ChuckNorris may have been a famous action star but he was also a #MAGA dick hole that pushed a hateful agenda in my name. So he can #EatMyWafer.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

#CNN poll saying 100% of #MAGA support #Trump is like saying 100% of 2016 idiots are still idiots.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

In 10 days #Trump was able to replace #Khamenei with a younger Khamenei, raise oil prices, and lift #Russian oil sanctions. #Putin must have some juicy kompromat on this flabby skin-lesioned asshole #POTUS. #EatMyWafer

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

The party of #MAGA lost their shit over #woke beer and now they want to take away #Dunkin? What #beta #pussies. #EatMyWafer

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Remember when #Trump told #Zelensky that he's gambling with #WW3? That didn't age well.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Don't worry. It's all part of dad's plan... to fuck everyone over. You're all screwed. www.aicandy.be/giorgio-1

aicandy.be

Energym | aicandy

tech moguls interview from 2036

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Fuck #Apple. #macOS #LiquidGlass sucks. #TimCook is busy giving #Trump handies. They keep taking basic shit away, like the ability to ignore specific updates. #Siri has blown loads since before #Jobs died. They continue to lie about their non-existent #AI. Aaaand... I'm out of characters.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Upon reflection I would simplify the golden rule to just "don't be a dick".

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

#Truth. If history has taught us anything, it's that dad doesn't give two shits about people being able to afford food. You're better off praying to a beach chair.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

This is why I moved to UK heaven.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

This commercial implicitly celebrates AI taking jobs. Unless you're good at pressing a button. Then you're set. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJUu...

youtube.com

Genspark Super Bowl Commercial: Take the Monday After the Super Bowl Off (ft. Matthew Broderick)

YouTube video by Genspark Products & Guides

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

#Trump acts like #BadBunny sang the #SuperBowl halftime show in Esperanto.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

#ElonMusk is so full of shit that if you gave him an enema he could be buried in a match box. #EatMyWafer

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

#ICE is creating treacherous conditions on the roads and sidewalks. There hasn't been an #ICE warning this severe in 20 years. So be careful out there this winter.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I think he means historic opacity.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Anne Frank was a German refugee hiding from the #Nazis in the Netherlands. Immigrants in the #USA hiding from #ICE are Anne Frank.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

The #Trump #BoardOfPeace is the realization of a live action version of the Legion of Doom.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

#Trump wants to save America from the "Russian threat" in Greenland. Maybe he should handle that threat in #Ukraine instead.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

OK I get it now. The "Following" feed is the stuff I care about, and the "Discover" feed is #Russian propagandists and #MAGA idiots having a circle jerk. #EatMyWafer

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

The first man who ate a lobster REALLY hated his wife's cooking.

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