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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

How long before this #DonJr #Trump wife has the full MAGA balloon lips, golf ball cheekbones, and pubic goatee facelift?

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

This tracks. Guy Fieri looks like an incel dickbag.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Remember when #Trump told #Zelensky that he's gambling with #WW3? That didn't age well.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

#Truth. If history has taught us anything, it's that dad doesn't give two shits about people being able to afford food. You're better off praying to a beach chair.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

This is why I moved to UK heaven.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I think he means historic opacity.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

The #Trump #BoardOfPeace is the realization of a live action version of the Legion of Doom.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

The #TrumpAddress was basically a video of his tweet rants from the last month... like a Jedi mind trick where the Jedi yells at you.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Affordability is a Democrat lie. Pay outpaces inflation. Next year will be great. Soldiers get $1776. Drugs 600% cheaper at trumperx.gov. Tariffs are great. Better healthcare. Housing will be shocking. Illegals are taking jobs. Illegals are leaving. I love minors. I once kissed Ivanka with tongue.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Only idiots vote for #MAGA and #Trump. Don't be an idiot.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

And on the sixth day Dad created #MAGA #pussies who need fake #FIFA awards.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

We already have perfectly good words for these nose mining ass clowns.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Hey #MAGA dipshits how is that #Trump Mobile phone working out? Maybe you'll actually get your phone after Don Jr. finishes "powdering" his nose. With cocaine. He's snorting cocaine. #EatMyWafer

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Sometimes you just want a Bubba Burger.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Another day, another Mar-a-Lago dinner party for MAGA supporters with lavish food, ice sculptures, and an opera performance, while #Trump continues to withhold SNAP funding from families and children. Shall they eat cake?

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Trust your savior: #Trump was absolutely on the ballot.

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

The douchebag dictator withholding SNAP benefits is hard at work building the $300M #epstein ballroom and renovating the Lincoln bathroom in gaudy designer marble. You know, because fuck the children and fuck you too. #maga #winning

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Alpha Christ @alphachrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

If your neighbor disagrees with your politics, they are not your enemy. They are not evil. My children, those who behave like that spoiled rich orange dickbag will not inherit my Kingdom. #eatmywafer

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