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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip

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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
At an open mic tonight, a male comic spent 4 1/2 of his 5 minutes trying to bully a woman into moving from the front row for *checks notes* laughing too loud. It was uncomfortable and I feel horrible for not standing up for her. She stood her ground (sat her seat?) and he just left the stage.
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Beginning to actually notice the physical manifestations of my anxiety means that I am healing but my anxiety is still here. I don't miss being numb but I do wish I wasn't so aware of my body.
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
What is the one movie you’d immediately tell me to watch if I hadn’t seen it? Mine? Death Becomes Her. No question.
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
It's official. I enrolled in college today. Again. Age 39. Let's do this, Beavers. #College
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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
auditioning for my local community theater's production of the sound of music with that sam rockwell monologue #thewhitelotus
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 18/03/2025
Where’s the uh, where’s the 1) Kennedy files 2) UFO proof 3) Epstein files 4) proof of chemtrails 5) and so on Also, why am i not in jail yet? So many people promised i would be. Hmm It’s like they were lied to
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/03/2025
they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 18/03/2025
Reminder: DOGE isnt real. Its a fake department. Fugazi
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I want you to tell me the worst thing anyone has ever said to you. And then I want to hear their astrological sign. Please. I have a theory.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Looks like they’ve got her back.
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...) posted on March 7. The post highlights Mexico President Sheinbaum's 85% approval rating, calling her the strongest leader of a major democracy. It also mentions a significant turnout in Mexico City today, accompanied by an image of a massive crowd gathered in the Zócalo, Mexico City's main square. The image shows a large gathering of people with umbrellas and flags, including the Mexican flag prominently displayed, with the Metropolitan Cathedral and other historic buildings in the background under a clear blue sky.
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 10/03/2025
the feminine urge to
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Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars'
Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
My fellow millennials I need your help! I’m working on a piece of content and need to know: What childhood movies do you consider must-watch classics? The ones that make you gasp when someone says they haven’t seen them—like Indiana Jones! Drop your picks in the comments—appreciate you!
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I’ve been sick for two weeks, practically marinating in cold medicine. Had a dream I was eight months pregnant with Oscar Isaac’s triplets and only just found out. I auctioned off the naming rights—for bitcoin, apparently—and one of them ended up named Tesla. Still a better mom than Ash Trevino.
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If a woman mentions knowing a guy you know is a grapist, ask if she knows what he’s done. Worst case? She thinks you’re weird. Best case? She gets crucial information she might not have had.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation. I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Zelensky is so hot why am I so shallow?!
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Dear President Zelensky, As it is likely that our paths will never cross in person, I could not let this day go by without trying to reach you here. I come to you humbly as an American citizen who is thoroughly and completely embarrassed of our leaders. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-preside...
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To President Zelensky, From an Embarrassed American
Dear President Zelensky,
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I had a coworker so obsessed with my fertility issues you’d think she was trying to impregnate me. She reported me to HR for skipping a baby shower (I’d had a miscarriage), and HR sided with her. I was forced to attend the next office shower and cried the whole time. Corporate America is a disease.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
#IStandWithZelenskyy 🇺🇦 Pass it on.
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Dustin Moskovitz @moskov.goodventures.org · 28/02/2025
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 24/02/2025
The best way to confront a bully about the misinformation he is spreading is to confront him in front of everyone. Macron just did that.
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Is it reasonable for a husband to expect his wife to share her location with him? Is that a common request?
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Why is it so hard to name a female main character and a male main character? #writingcommunity
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
White ppl can’t be redeemed because we looked at mayonnaise and said, “you know what this disgusting, artery clogging yet also completely bland condiment needs? Sugar.” And that’s how we got miracle whip. 😬
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Want to start a blog about Mad Men called "Mad About Men" because I'm mad about men all the time. Like angry. Angry mad.
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
What if the reason I'm afraid to be bisexual is because I am afraid I'll be that kind of "where my hug at" straight dude and start wearing Tweety Bird pajamas bottom outside my house
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
What is your hyper fixation meal right now? I don’t have one and I’m having a hard time getting myself motivated to cook. Help an #autistic #adhd lady out! Much appreciated. #hyperfixation #hyperfixationmeal #mealprep
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Harry Dunn @libradunn1.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Filed in District Court today. Judge Berman Jackson making sure the record will always be reflective of what really happened that day.
Judge Berman Jackson acknowledges Michael Fanone's heroism.
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Watching Dexter for the first time. Question: is he supposed to be hot? Like. Are we attracted to Dexter? I honestly can’t tell.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
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Bill @bill-maxwell.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
🙋🏻‍♂️ Raise your hand if you only want one person deported.
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
When I was a congressional intern, we cut out things from a thing called a newspaper & put them through a device called a FAX MACHINE to our DC office. It was part of the job to know what was happening in the world. He doesn't want members of congress to read the news?! www.cnn.com/2025/02/05/m...
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White House says it will cancel $8 million in Politico subscriptions after a false right-wing conspiracy theory spreads | CNN Business
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt, responding Wednesday to a question about a right-wing conspiracy theory, announced that the federal government would cancel $8 million worth of Politico s...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/02/2025
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 06/02/2025
happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
Popular meme format, grandma labeled with "bluesky's public launch was one year ago today." Younger person helping her labeled with "sure grandma let's get you to bed."
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Dear @Doge If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING." Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..." Me: 😶 Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok." Me: 😮‍💨
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 06/02/2025
We’re focused on feeding our kids. Investing in our schools. Making sure child care is affordable. Regardless of the chaos unfolding in Washington, we’re making Minnesota the best state for kids to grow up.
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Mandy Matney @mandy-matney.com · 30/01/2025
Me when Alexa tries to play Carrie Underwood in my Taylor Swift mix
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
@jozierozie3.bsky.social welcome and following ♥️
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
PLEASE NOTE: Bribes are now called "settlements."
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Me + Year of the Dragon + New Moon in Aquarius =
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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip @allywriter.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My play opens Friday and I’m so nervous and proud. #playdirector
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
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Maggie @maggiesmithok.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Tengen’s 4th Wife 🦋 @asgardianqueen.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Idgaf who rolled DEI back. I’m shopping black owned from now on.
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 25/01/2025
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