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Allison Floyd

@allisonrfloyd.bsky.social
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Writer. Editor. Spoonie. Ragamuffin just trying my best.

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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Yeah I said that. On the other place.
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Bernie is a failure, and AOC is a poser!!! @africanprincess7.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Are the people who were breathlessly praising Bernie and AOC for their rallies ready to admit they were just performative fuckery designed to enhance their fundraising yet?
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
In case anyone was wondering, the Trump administration is now using the SSA to distribute political propaganda. This is fucking terrifying.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
So are you an Albert, a McCabe, or just your run of the mill misogynist?
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Hell yeah, fuck yell. Karen Read is free.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Okay I watched this season twice; how did I not notice those look like Vecna eyes.
In the season 4 finale episode of Stranger Things, the main cast looks on from a hillside as their town of Hawkins burns in stacks of smoke, while red lightning flashes in the clouds and ashes in a way that resembles demonic eyes.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/06/2025
LOS ANGELES: Stay off the streets tonight. Stay home. Stay safe. Tom Homan says the National Guard might be deployed — and I’m telling you, he wants violence. They’re baiting us to react so they can escalate. Rule #1: Never protest at night. That’s when the worst happens—under cover of darkness.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I’m on season 8 of a MASH rewatch and just saw Loretta Swit passed. She took a one dimensional static character into a complex and strong female lead on a show where she was the only woman with poignancy and spot on comedy. Icon 💚💚
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a woman in a purple dress stands next to a kermit the frog
Alt: Loretta Swit in a purple dress stands next to a kermit the frog and Miss Piggy who is dressed like her MASH character and puts her hands on her hips.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I recently came across a YouTube channel for a stylist (unclear how the algorithm thought to recommend it) talking about Kibbe Body Types and style essences and now I’m fascinated and delighted because it’s actually super validating and empowering and I’m so not a fashion chick but this helps A LOT?
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Werebadger @werebadger.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I stole this idk who to credit
The kombucha lady meme

Disgust Face: masking for Covid 
Maybe Face: masking for kidnapping
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Videos of vocal coaches reacting to Poets of the Fall songs for the first time is my crack.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If you ever use the term “girly pop,” please know that I hate you.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
When you wear a mask, you tell disabled and vulnerable people that their lives matter. That you don’t see them as expendable You tell your others that you value community care You tell the government that you know Covid isn’t over & you want better from public health It’s a symbol of resistance
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I’m really grateful my gym has a no strong fragrances policy. I’m really annoyed at how many people, in particular Gen Z women, completely ignore it.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Listen if I have to live in UK-like weather could I at least have UK-healthcare.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I’m all about my skinny jeans but there is just no way to change out of them quickly or without turning them entirely inside out.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
In a surprise to literally no one, the dirtbag left is living up to its name famously.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I keep getting promotional emails announcing “SUMMER IS HERE!”
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three men standing next to each other with the words you keep using that word
Alt: Inigo, Vizzini, and Fezzik from The Princess Bride peer over the edge of a cliff. Inigo says to Vizzini “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. “
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TheeNettieMac 🪷 @theenettiemac.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
DAVID HOGG HAS TO GO.
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Not Your Negress @notyournegro.blacksky.app · 15/05/2025
No one is begging men to come back to the Democratic party. If you’re old enough to vote, you’re a damn adult. Learn to make adult decisions and deal with the consequences of them. Grow up.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 14/05/2025
Oh now he tells y’all?? After spreading lies and conspiracy theories, RFK Jr. says don’t listen to his advice—as head of HHS. Sir, we already knew. We were just waiting on you to admit you’re unqualified.
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RFK Jr. Says Don’t Take Medical Advice From Him, But He’d ‘Probably’ Vaccinate His Kids For Measles
Kennedy has long been skeptical of vaccinations and repeatedly made false claims that vaccines cause autism.
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 14/05/2025
It is DISGRACEFUL what is happening to that woman
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The thing about the Karen Read trial is that most women know what it’s like to have people try and completely gaslight them, so when the entire justice system of the commonwealth of Massachusetts is doing it to an innocent woman, a ton of other women are going to show up and say absolutely TF not.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Putting text notifications and DM notifications on mute so you only see them when you pick up your phone rather than hear them when you’re not on it is self care.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
“I am going to do x, y, z now” *gets gravitationally pulled down a Karen Read trial TikTok hole*
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a woman is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee and a laptop and says i 'm busy
Alt: Catherine O’Hara as Moira Rose on Schitt’s Creek is sitting at a table wearing glasses and a bathrobe holding a cup of coffee and using a laptop and says “i 'm busy”
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Rubicon1313 💕Safe 4 LGTBQ💕Vets 🚫DMs! @rubicon1313.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Okay- that is a single most frustrating and terrifying thing I have seen in a long long time. And it’s happening in our country this poor woman my heart is breaking for her.😢😢😢😢
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
People from Boston, parts of New York, and the UK will really add Rs to words that don’t have Rs while also refusing to pronounce Rs at the end of words that do.
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a store and the woman is smiling .
Alt: America Ferrara as Amy in the Show Superstore is saying to Matteo, whose back is to camera, is saying “ That doesn’t make any sense. “
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
*While turning onto my street driving* “Ohhh is that a bunny? Aww it’s—oh it’s TWO BUNNIES! Hi two bunnies! Hello babies!” –My current level of needing a pet
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Good to know that years and years later, “Fenton - JESUS CHRIST - in Richmond Park” can still making me laugh until tears stream down my face.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Current level of Masshole: annoyed I couldn’t roll my window down fast enough to flip off the shitbird behind me in the pouring rain who honked at me for…yielding at the yield sign entering a traffic circle WHILE THERE WAS A CAR COMING.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Finally finishing The Residence and seeing the card at the end that says “Dedicated to Andre Braugher”
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a blue cartoon character is crying with tears falling out of his eyes
Alt: Sadness from Disney’s Inside Out is crying with tears falling out of his eyes
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Thank unicorn it’s finally bralette season.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Being on hold is fun enough, but when you’re on hold and they interrupt the hold music to give you the “thank you for calling, your call is important to us, please stay on the line” in a thick Boston accent *literally every 15 seconds*, you start to wonder if you have in fact, descended into hell.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I got a notification informing me that the package I ordered would be arriving Thursday, May 2, by the end of the day. Well that’s not gonna work.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Y’all. Y’all. Y’all. Guess what?
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a young man with curly hair says it 's gonna be may in front of him
Alt: Justin Timberlake from the music video for the song “ It’s gonna be me” says instead “it’s gonna be May.”
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I think “Clarence” needs a nap or better programmers.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
When it’s too hot for jeans but not quite hot enough for shorts or a skirt, but you’ve got an appointment you gotta leave for like nowish…
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I can’t deal with Gen Z freaking out thinking 27 is “old” and rushing out to get Botox. Children, hush and put your sunscreen on.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I’m just a girl, standing in front of anyone who speaks English, begging them to learn the difference between “every day” and “everyday.”
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greg @mistergeezy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
David Hogg needs to get a job in the private sector and leave us alone.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I hate that “Somebody That I Used To Know” is old enough to sample 😖😖 I also hate hearing the music and thinking it’s that song, and then it turns out to just be the song sampling it.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 22/04/2025
These are the AI models the broligarchs believe will someday allow them to upload their consciousness into robots so they can live forever By the way, when you use AI you're helping it train to allow them to do that Anyway, all of it is garbage, so I guess the AI singularity won't be here soon
To test this out, the Carnegie Mellon researchers instructed artificial intelligence models from Google, OpenAI, Anthropic, and Meta to complete tasks a real employee might carry out in fields such as finance, administration, and software engineering. In one, the AI had to navigate through several files to analyze a coffee shop chain's databases. In another, it was asked to collect feedback on a 36-year-old engineer and write a performance review. Some tasks challenged the models' visual capabilities: One required the models to watch video tours of prospective new office spaces and pick the one with the best health facilities.

The results weren't great: The top-performing model, Anthropic's Claude 3.5 Sonnet, finished a little less than one-quarter of all tasks. The rest, including Google's Gemini 2.0 Flash and the one that powers ChatGPT, completed about 10% of the assignments. There wasn't a single category in which the AI agents accomplished the majority of the tasks, says Graham Neubig, a computer science professor at CMU and one of the study's authors. The findings, along with other emerging research about AI agents, complicate the idea that an AI agent workforce is just around the corner — there's a lot of work they simply aren't good at. But the research does offer a glimpse into the specific ways AI agents could revolutionize the workplace.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Colgate’s marketing team missed the mark with their “Smile First” ad campaign. Thanks, but I have random presumptuous strange men for that.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Sometimes I get overwhelmed by my own ridiculousness.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Ironically, I put my music on shuffle and “Judas” by Lady Gaga came on.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I just found this on the official Liam Kyle Sullivan Website and I think I need to buy it.
A photo of a women’s tee shirt in the color black with a purple illustration of the mother from the comedy video “ Shoes “ wearing a party hat and saying “ Whore “
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Medical misogyny kills, traumatizes & maims. My chronic illnesses were brushed off for years as “anxiety”, related to weight, being vegan and/or “nothing”. When I needed a hysterectomy to save my life, I was told I needed a man’s permission. My Mom’s pancreatic cancer was missed & deemed stress
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The more I listen to Rider Strong speak, the more loathe him.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 18/04/2025
Nobody from Target can explain why they thought ending DEI programs and cutting ties with Black businesses would have no impact on Black consumers spending money in their stores. They knew we'd stop. They simply underestimated the impact of us cutting them off. That's why it's still "no" for me.
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Leia🇨🇴🇺🇸 @theswprincess.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
My Senator, @vanhollen.senate.gov gave a masterclass in cutting through Trump administration's lies & propaganda. He exposed a chilling truth: they're paying a foreign country to detain people they illegally trafficked without due process. (Skip to appx 9 min in) www.youtube.com/live/2Xset8p...
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Van Hollen Holds Media Availability at Dulles Upon Return from El Salvador
YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen
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