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Allison Floyd

@allisonrfloyd.bsky.social
5.9K followers 535 following 925 posts

Writer. Editor. Spoonie. Ragamuffin just trying my best.

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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Doing okay I just don’t come on here, I hate it 😂😭
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I get blocked terribly even when I feel the creative urge taking over. Sometimes I sketch when I need to channel it but can’t find original inspiration, other times I find prompts really helpful to get the creative flow going in writing.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
And I still think it’s weird to screenshot someone else’s content to boost your own engagement 🤷‍♀️
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Yeah I said that. On the other place.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Hey!! I’m like never on here but so good to see you!!
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Bernie is a failure, and AOC is a poser!!! @africanprincess7.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Are the people who were breathlessly praising Bernie and AOC for their rallies ready to admit they were just performative fuckery designed to enhance their fundraising yet?
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Jesus Christ I didn’t even notice. So much for cutting spending.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
In case anyone was wondering, the Trump administration is now using the SSA to distribute political propaganda. This is fucking terrifying.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
In many cases, I believe they rigorously shake.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I know what a civil case is, you complete walnut.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Jesus hell you’re an attorney? And you can’t see how many different ways that case should never have been brought to trial and once it was should’ve been dismissed? We’re in in estate law or something because Jesus.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
You have literally no other reason for sticking to believing an innocent woman is guilty of hitting a man with her car when no collision took place. Definitively. It did not happen. If you’re still insisting it did, I promise you’re the problem.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I need it to be Troian.
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a woman with long hair is making a funny face while standing in front of a window .
Alt: Troian Bellasario makes a funny face and opens her eyes.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Well she’s a resounding NOT GUILTY so stick that in your juice box and suck it.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
May you never be called to serve on a jury; you suck at consuming information.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
So are you an Albert, a McCabe, or just your run of the mill misogynist?
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Good fucken luck with that. She could sue the commonwealth for malicious prosecution.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Hank recommended 1 year probation, prison time is usually for repeat offenders.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Hell yeah, fuck yell. Karen Read is free.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Okay I watched this season twice; how did I not notice those look like Vecna eyes.
In the season 4 finale episode of Stranger Things, the main cast looks on from a hillside as their town of Hawkins burns in stacks of smoke, while red lightning flashes in the clouds and ashes in a way that resembles demonic eyes.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/06/2025
LOS ANGELES: Stay off the streets tonight. Stay home. Stay safe. Tom Homan says the National Guard might be deployed — and I’m telling you, he wants violence. They’re baiting us to react so they can escalate. Rule #1: Never protest at night. That’s when the worst happens—under cover of darkness.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
No.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Yes.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
These people can eat bees. They knew who he meant. They just thought “not ME or MINE.”
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
No but I overheard it from one room away and recognized the voice immediately!
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
It’s my FAVORITE. Once Trapper is gone and Potter arrives.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I DO NOT. I have a few seasons on dvd but I’ve been watching on Hulu!
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I’m on season 8 of a MASH rewatch and just saw Loretta Swit passed. She took a one dimensional static character into a complex and strong female lead on a show where she was the only woman with poignancy and spot on comedy. Icon 💚💚
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a woman in a purple dress stands next to a kermit the frog
Alt: Loretta Swit in a purple dress stands next to a kermit the frog and Miss Piggy who is dressed like her MASH character and puts her hands on her hips.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It really feels like his truth to share if he chooses.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“This.” Not he. Not my child. “This.” Words matter. And she’s so not as fine with it as she thinks.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I recently came across a YouTube channel for a stylist (unclear how the algorithm thought to recommend it) talking about Kibbe Body Types and style essences and now I’m fascinated and delighted because it’s actually super validating and empowering and I’m so not a fashion chick but this helps A LOT?
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An American Werebadger in Oregon @werebadger.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I stole this idk who to credit
The kombucha lady meme

Disgust Face: masking for Covid 
Maybe Face: masking for kidnapping
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Videos of vocal coaches reacting to Poets of the Fall songs for the first time is my crack.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It’s a shitty condescending pet name that youths and younger millennials use when they’re trying to be snarky to other women.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It’s a younger millennial/genZ term usually used by a young woman being hella condescending to another woman.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If you ever use the term “girly pop,” please know that I hate you.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It’s been rough not gonna lie 😭
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
How are they even still in business. AXE was loathsome and contemptible douchewear when *I* was a teen.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
But chemical ≠ clean. So much of fragrances in products are masking fragrances, but I’m at the point where I’m about to have all the butter slip off my noodles because you can’t get dishwasher detergent that doesn’t make your flatware reek of chemicals.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
It’s too much.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
There’s also a case to be made that everything fucking reeks now. Getting unscented is a thing you have to go out of your way to find. A plumber who worked on our bathroom smelled like he bathed in tide detergent and my bathroom stank, like burn your nostrils and throat stank for THREE. DAYS.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
100% agree. Be fragrant outside or in your own home.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
When you wear a mask, you tell disabled and vulnerable people that their lives matter. That you don’t see them as expendable You tell your others that you value community care You tell the government that you know Covid isn’t over & you want better from public health It’s a symbol of resistance
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I would literally gag just walking by.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I would agree with that.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
NOOOOO.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I’m so sorry; that’s terrible 🫶
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
It’s so inconsiderate and egocentric. What makes ANYONE think everyone wants to smell you.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I’m really grateful my gym has a no strong fragrances policy. I’m really annoyed at how many people, in particular Gen Z women, completely ignore it.
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Allison Floyd @allisonrfloyd.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Bleck that miserable. Extremes are the worst.
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