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Vladimir

@allejo.bsky.social
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professional shitposter, open source contributor, senior swe ex-Stack Overflow

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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The engineers who program vibrators are the OG vibe coders. Change my mind
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/09/2026
DoorDash has ripped off more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers. We’re making them pay $131.5 million — the largest worker settlement in City history. This is New York, where hard work pays and greed will cost you.
DoorDash messed up.
They repeatedly left more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers underpaid or paid late, causing them immense stress and financial difficulty.
That's unacceptable.
We've secured a $131.5M settlement from
DoorDash - the largest worker settlement in NYC history and largest delivery worker settlement in
American municipal history.
Every worker will be paid what they are owed, and every company will be forced to abide by the laws of this city.

LOGOS:
The OFFICE of the MAYOR of NYC
NYC Consumer and Worker Protection Mayor Mamdani and Deliveristas representatives stand behind a podium.Mayor Mamdani signs a giant check.Three delivery workers holding a giant fake check for $131.5M.
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've been working on a frontend project for a client that required me to add type safety to data managed by Decap CMS (i.e., YAML files), and I've accomplished this entirely without an extra step of generating a `.d.ts` file. I want to write a blog post (and on Leaflet) about how I achieved this...
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Colonization is happening again before our eyes; Spain just conquered Argentina again ⚽️💀
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Poor Croatia man 😭 They were done so dirty
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
How do y'all find the motivation to write blog posts? I have so much I want to write about but so little motivation to write
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
why is living so exhausting? 😔
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It's absolutely wild to me that the Ralphs grocery store near me no longer marks their left over hot food at 50% near the deli's closing time. They would rather throw it away than let folks buy it at 50% off near closing time 🫠
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A core work memory I have is of a colleague approaching me at the bar and addressing me as, "fellow shitposter!"
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I work remotely, have noise canceling headphones, and an office setup. I thought I would have uninterrupted time to work without coworkers to disturb me but alas, my partner (whom I love) has taken the role of the talkative coworker that's always asking me to take off my headphones to listen to her.
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Josh W. Comeau @joshwcomeau.com · 03/05/2026
If you have a developer education budget at work, I would really encourage you to use it on your favourite developer educators. A lot of us are deciding whether or not to keep doing this stuff, and that support would help send a signal that we should keep going. ❤️
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I like the smell of fried chicken but fried chicken scented candles are a terrible idea
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter to all the individuals celebrating in a church but lack the self awareness of them being vial pricks outside of church
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I love how Jira sometimes makes you double click titles to edit it and other times, makes you navigate two levels down of menus to edit it. The inconsistency keeps me on my toes 😍🫶
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I am WAY too sober to be working on design mockups at work right now. For legal reasons, this post is satire
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
@selfhosted.social just FYI, your status update kinda blocks text as I'm trying to read it at the top
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
New project drop, you can now control f.lux from Raycast 🎉😮‍💨 www.raycast.com/allejo/flux
raycast.com
Raycast Store: F.lux Control
Control f.lux from Raycast.
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
If you or someone you know writes Terraform modules and uses TFDocs, or writes their own documentation, I've built a library I'd like to share and get feedback on. I'd like to eventually integrate this with TFDocs, but first, I need help testing and getting feedback on the library and its spec.
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GitHub - FriendsOfTerraform/tfdocs-extras: A Go library (and sample CLI tool) for writing your nested Terraform object documentation inline and embed it in your README
A Go library (and sample CLI tool) for writing your nested Terraform object documentation inline and embed it in your README - FriendsOfTerraform/tfdocs-extras
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Happy winter solstice to all who celebrate ☀️
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
For years, I've just been writing in my blog and never cared about an audience. I've recently discovered @leaflet.pub and it seems like a solid contender for publishing in the open but I don't want to abandon my personal blog either. Are there any practices for mirroring content?
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noé @celechii.itch.io · 29/11/2025
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
comparison between apple's finder icon and mine. apple's is the split blue and white smiley face, mine is two blue and white anime girls making outcomparison between discord's icon and mine. mine is like a screaming cat on a blue/purple slimy backgroundcomparison between celsys's clip studio paint icon and mine. mine is similar but rotated with some comic styling and pink and blue highlightscomparison between mozilla's firefox icon and mine. mine is similar but looks closer to the old firefox icon and brings back the little arm and gives the fox a cute little smiley face
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I feel bad for anyone wearing a smart chastity belt that relies on AWS or Microsoft rn
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Has someone done a study on the correlation between unearned confidence and lack of education? I feel like the US right now would be the perfect research area
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Rook Lafetra @rooklafetra.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
This is literally just being an adult with family responsibilities. The fact June thinks ONLY cis women do these things says more about her than anyone else's. They want to protect a 1950s middle class white housewife fantasy instead of human beings.
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Thinking back to the time I got kicked under the table for cackling at a family member who got super defensive about his masculinity because he doesn't want anything touching his butthole. Bidets. We were talking about bidets.
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I think white supremacy could largely be solved if white people could handle eating non-bland food
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Jesse Mermell @jessemermell.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Tell me again about how tariffs don’t get passed along to consumers?
Image is a screenshot of a furniture store website, advertising the chance to “lock in pre-tariff pricing!”
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I'm looking for recipe inspirations. What's been your favorite breakfast burrito and what has it contained???
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm so tired of battling with tools like Microsoft Word, Google Docs, Adobe InDesign, or Scribus to manage my resume. I rebuilt my resume in under 1.5 hours using just HTML/CSS and it looks identical, if not better, than others.
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I don't understand how people work from coffee shops. Have you TRIED to download packages via npm on a coffee shop wifi???
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
omg. you guys. one of my projects hit 500 stars on github (github.com/allejo/jekyl...). y’know what’s funny? I wrote this code as a joke one day when I skipped my Human Computer Interaction class. I thought, “no way I could parse HTML in a templating language” 💀
GitHub repository summary for "jekyll-toc" showing 500 stars and 130 forks
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Lavar Burton as Jordie la Forge in Start Trek saying no way to the Kombucha Lady making first an ew no face, and then a hmmm maybe face.
Below is Jordie la Forge saying awww yeah to Luigi Mangione making a skeptical face then a cute puppyish oh okay maybe face
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
[after 3 hours of untangling a ball of yarn] me: and what did we learn?? my partner: I can't be left unsupervised with yarn 😔 #yarn #knitting #crochet #needle #crafts
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 23/02/2025
😬😬
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
With the entirety of my country falling apart around me, I've picked up woodworking and started to learn how to cook. Ignorance is bliss, as they say
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
[My partner and I playing "Ticket to Ride" for the umpteenth time this weekend since getting it] me: oh I'm down to 4 trains her: don't put any more down [brief silence] me: so I'm putting down a route her: You asshole. I needed two more turns me: if I can't play any more, no one can!
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
As a JetBrains fanboy, I really hate to say it but their support for Dev Containers is such trash compared to VS Code. Y’all can do better
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I want to bring back my blog and start writing about what I've been working on at work. Maybe I should treat Bluesky as a tech shit posting feed?
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My younger days were full of free time to work on open source. My adulthood has so little time and I miss working on open source :(
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I used to be following tech Twitter folks but a lot of them dispersed. What's up, Blue Sky? Can someone recommend developers and security folks to follow? #technology #coding #security #programming
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
If you are the reason I become hangry, don't try to make me feel better until after I've been fed.
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Vladimir @allejo.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Dear restaurants, hosting a 5Mb PDF of your menu is NOT accessible nor mobile friendly
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