Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 08/10/2026They’re so stupid it’s incredible and also invented by Satan. It’s designed to be impossible to find and madness-inducing. 110
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 08/10/2026Yes, the screenshots are from the “Sssssssssscience?” quote but I couldn’t find that scene on YouTube. No one cares about H.U.G.G.Y, I guess. 000
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 08/10/2026Sally Impossible: You can't replace family with a robot, Richard. We need real human affection! Richard Impossible: That's why H.U.G.G.Y.’s programmed to *simulate* it, sweetness! 100
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadThe Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Throwback to when I made a Simpsons take on Skinamarink by editing backgrounds from the show 251252325
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 07/10/2026Bored at work so here’s a screenshot of a skeet with a screenshot of a tweet with a screenshot of a Tumblr post. 021
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 06/10/2026Of you replace all the trans references in this with “the correlation with furries and belly inflation fetish” it’s an amazing shitpost. 000
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 06/10/2026I bashed my face against the Simon fight a hundred times and kept coming back because We Lost goes so fucking hard. 020
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 05/10/2026Same! I remember playing it on Epic and loving every aspect of it it, but for some reason put it down and never picked it back up. I moved to Linux a while back so even if I wanted to use Epic, I couldn’t. Took the 90% off discount as a sign to pick it back up. 010
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 04/10/2026The only time I would ask the right if Pride was still relevant would be shortly after the heat death of the universe. 020
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent 10261071711
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 04/10/2026After briefly upgrading its condition to Natasha Lyonne; sadly, my voice has regressed past Shohreh Aghdashloo and into Harvey Fierstein territory. I repeat, we are at Code Fierstein. I gotta call my ma… 020
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 03/10/2026Now I want to live in a universe where Divine played Uncle Fester. 020
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 03/10/2026Oh yeah, I’m having a blast shouting Avasarala lines right now. 010
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 03/10/2026I am lucky that my cold only lasted a couple of days. 010
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 03/10/2026This is all the worst throat damage I’ve had. I usually just go to Kathleen Turner, but this is a whole new level. 110
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 03/10/2026For those who don’t know my queen: youtu.be/cmRQXpbeA-0youtu.beThe Expanse | Most Savage Moments of Avasarala | Prime VideoYouTube video by Prime Video 010
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 03/10/2026Finally recovered from this head cold but now my voice is so fucked I sound like Shohreh Aghdashloo. Going to spend the day screaming about “the fucking belters”. 330
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 24/09/2026Spite and the ability to make enemies anywhere I go is how I’m going to live to 200. 021
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 24/09/2026lol that was the first joke I was going to make. 020
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 24/09/2026I’s okay, Tommy, the worst thing the furries will do to you is explain Omegaverse lore. 010
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 23/09/2026That hasn’t been in style since nineteen dickety-six 031
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 22/09/2026Need to redraw this cover so every man is posing like the woman: facing the wrong direction, booty and side boob on full display. 000
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 21/09/2026When it's leather night at the clone farm. 020
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dad🇨🇦 🇺🇸 Zoë Keating @zoekeating.com · 21/09/2026Subvert.fm is new, growing, full of potential and I’m excited about it - which is why I’m running for a seat on the board. If you’re a Subvert member, elections are Sept 26. It’s your music platform. Participate! 2/subvert.fmSubvert - The Collectively Owned Music Marketplace 45712
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786382555
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 21/09/2026One of RRANS’ most consistent donors are a group of lesbians who meet up to do rope BDSM. This makes me want to make stickers. 000
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 21/09/2026iPhone’s health app works well for me. Does regular reminders and follow-ups if you haven’t registered it as taken. Also stays in your notifs so it acts as a constant reminder. 110
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 19/09/2026Before declaring war and destabilizing the global economy: have you tried jerking off? 020
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 18/09/2026We had a pack of these in our medicine cabinet for YEARS. 110
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 18/09/2026This is a guy who's going to wonder why his kids cut off contact with him. 050
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 18/09/2026Folks, *please* don’t gift orbs to people! Not everyone is up for the regular pondering required to care for them, especially if they’re unexpected. 1160
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 18/09/2026Good morning, folks! Tonight’s the night! Doors open at 7, tickets can be purchased at the door. Just got a look at Gala Varo’s set list and it’s going to have me screaming. 000
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 17/09/2026When I lived in Toronto, there was a guy who would hang out at Yonge and Dundas Square, in front of my work building, every day. He would shout “BELIEVE!!!” At passers by, startling the shit out of tourists while locals would walk by amused and unfazed. I hope he’s doing okay. 010
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadGarbage Day @garbageday.email · 17/09/2026My face scrolling my feed when Kash Patel bestiality fuel crisis diarrhea hydrox Ed Sheeran tour 2989
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 17/09/2026It’s on my annual rewatch list and I saw it again over the weekend. Still moves me every single time. 010
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 17/09/2026What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? Everything Everywhere All At Once, when Evelyn realizes Waymond’s kindness makes him stronger than everyone, that his silly google eyes fill the void in the bagel.static.klipy.comWaymond's 'Laundry and Taxes' QuoteAlt: Waymond's 'Laundry and Taxes' Quote: “In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.” 140
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 17/09/2026It’s one of the most all-out beautiful games ever made. Every last piece of its design evokes such powerful emotions. 010
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 17/09/2026It makes me wonder if any of them have played the story mode because your last paragraph there is pretty much the whole premise of the end game. 000
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 17/09/2026I used to work at an alarm centre that would regularly get fire alerts from people who stepped out of the shower. It's dust. You need to regularly dust or vacuum your smoke detector or the steam makes it wet and causes it to trip the sensors. 051
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 190149294031