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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸

@alkori.net
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🇨🇦 moose* occasional Twitch streamer. I play bass, and prefer playing metal. 🤘 48yo. Unflinching 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ally. Husband/dad. He/him. AuDHD/type 2 diabetic. moose@alkori.net All socials at: linktr.ee/alkorin *Not a real moose. Also, FSCK TWITTER.

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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 04/10/2026
Oh, yeah, this Discord request deeeefinitely looks legit. I don't understand why anyone would ever accept this, heh.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 01/10/2026
Still the most based comment on any anime, ever. I'll still watch it again, but it isn't the same.
A Youtube comment by @wawathulu5637 stating: "The worst part of watching steins gate was never being able to watch it for the first time again".
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 27/09/2026
The Bitwarden extension for Firefox is utter garbage. After about half a day of running, here it is, using massive amounts of CPU. I kill the process, the extension reloads, and history repeats itself. It didn't do this under Chrome. Too bad I hate Google more than I hate restarting a process.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 27/09/2026
Daaaad, halp, I forgot how to bed ~
Teddy forgot how to bed!
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 26/09/2026
1st night H Uwu'tek prog. Not bad, not bad.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 25/09/2026
The saddest wipe ever. Womp womp.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 18/09/2026
Oh, this is perfect. There’s an AI service called Delulu, which is hilariously ironic, because all generative AI is delulu. #delulu #LLM #irony
An AI called Delulu. Hilarious.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 18/09/2026
She’s heeeeere! Yay! #newcar #EV #subaru #trailseeker
My new Subaru Trailseeker!
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 09/09/2026
"Hey, we've noticed that you're playing GamePass games from a Linux system. Fuck you, pay us more money."
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 04/09/2026
Rear picture of a 2026 Subaru Trailseeker.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 04/09/2026
Done, and it's a special album, even.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 30/08/2026
Photo from my iOS copy of Google Maps, as of this morning. I am in the process of moving off of all Google platforms. Yay for choice, sort of: I own a bunch of Nest products, and I need to figure out if they can move to anything non-Google. IT'S LAKE ONTARIO. Period. #lakeontario #neverlakeamerica
A map from the iOS Google Maps app, showing Lake Ontario also named as "Lake America" in parentheses.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 24/08/2026
127 wipes or so... then I upgraded my weapon with a max level crafted. 2 pulls later...
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 23/08/2026
Yay. Some kills happened tonight.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 13/08/2026
Given that I just saw Rush, it should come as no surprise that I'm listening to...
Cover art for Rush - A Show of Hands
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 10/08/2026
Let’s. Fricking. Goooooooooo. #Rush #FiftySomething
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 09/08/2026
Aw yeee, it’s concert time sooooon
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 03/08/2026
Normal person: "Can't sleep, I'll read a book". Me: "Can't sleep, I'll install an OpenShift cluster".
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 02/08/2026
Your servers can bite my ass.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 02/08/2026
Shove your "don't be evil" straight up your ass, AlphaGoogle. Oh, and while I'm at it, I hope your datacenters burn before the planet does.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 30/07/2026
Never enough 2112 in a day. 3D printing estimated finish time! Is it too soon to start counting down to the RUSH concert on the 9th?!
Estimated finish time: 21:12! *RUSH noises intensify*
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 25/07/2026
YAY US.
We killed Mythic Vanguard, yay.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 25/07/2026
Don't be this guy. Ever. Bot or otherwise.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 24/07/2026
#snoot
Is doge snoot!
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 20/07/2026
When I see this on a game review, I immediately want to play the game: If an American-focused gaming site doesn't like it, it's probably a great game -- especially when considering, in this case, a JRPG. Is it just me?
An excerpt from a game article on Wikipedia stating that "USgamer called the premise unoriginal".
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 19/07/2026
Solar installation is finally finished, everything is working (including the formerly broken monitoring), and we can start paying less for electricity. Yay. Now we just have to pay back the loan. 😅
Graphs showing the current return of our new solar inverters, today's total energy gathered, and almost-empty graphs for this month and this year.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 18/07/2026
By the way, WoW, haven't we learned anything from EQ's Shadows of Luclin? No aliens. At least they aren't moon cats, but...
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 10/07/2026
So, uh... I got bored, and made one of my servers my gaming box, because I was that damn bored. It's actually not too bad. Definitely not an i9-14900k, but I think the cores and RAM more than make up for the loss of pure CPU. 😜
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 13/06/2026
Better late than never!
Shows the Midnight Keystone Myth: Season One WoW achievement, which I got today.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 13/06/2026
Cautious woof is cautious.
Teddy the Australian labradoodle cautiously entering the house through his dog door.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 12/06/2026
Facebook having an aneurysm for anyone else?
An error message from Facebook stating that "sorry, something went wrong", with a broken image.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 07/06/2026
Content woof.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 07/06/2026
We got Salhadaar tonight, woooo
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 07/06/2026
It's THIS kind of night. =D
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 07/06/2026
Today, in a +16 Windrunner, presented without further comment:
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 02/06/2026
IT’S OVER 9000 (mostly WoW stuff)!
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 31/05/2026
I did a thing with friendos!
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 31/05/2026
Got my very first CE tonight on stream! woooo!
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 26/05/2026
This is the most metal picture of my dog that will ever exist.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 26/05/2026
Sometimes, he be dum. That, or he IS the monster under the bed. #doodlesky #teddy
Teddy lying under his bed.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 25/05/2026
Shhh. I slep. #doodlesky #teddy
Teddy is a sleeping doggo.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 25/05/2026
Ok, Dad, get in. I driv. #doodlesky #dog #teddy
Teddy, our Australian Labradoodle, sitting in the driver’s seat of my car.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 20/05/2026
I uh, kinda forgot that I was running a stream/recording test. Since yesterday. At 6pm. 24 hours later...
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 08/05/2026
No further comment. #Census2026 #Census
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 03/05/2026
LET'S GO, first night in Mythic, first kill in Mythic. Boom.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 26/04/2026
Ho lee sheet. 97% ilvl parse on our first H Cosmos kill. 😉
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 11/04/2026
Tonight's parse on H Averzian. Hot damn.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 28/03/2026
tfw you forgot about a prey hunt, oops!
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 20/03/2026
LESGOOOO #WoW
Shows the two WoW achievements "Let Me Solo Him: Nullaeus" and "Lighting the Dark".
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 13/03/2026
Relaxing with the pupper.
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