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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 1h
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Jim Carrey as The Mask Says SSSSMOKIN'!
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Samuel L. Jackson: Tick Tock, Muthafucka!
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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When You Have To Shoot, Shoot, Don't Talk
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Seinfeld: George Costanza on Manure
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shove it up your butts
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Zelenskyy: “Don’t attack us. Don’t kill our children. We will stop attacking your diesel. I think it’s a fair deal.”
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Awe.. shove you overpriced water up your behind
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Samuel L. Jackson: Tick Tock, Muthafucka!
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Christy Plunkett: This Is Just Temporary
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Russia attacks Ukrainian data centers → minimal damage. Ukraine hits back at Russian data centers → massive outages across Russia, entire bot network goes offline. Russians literally dismantled their own propaganda machine. Peak stupidity.
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Elmo and Pink Toys
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Roll in another taco
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Chris Pratt Who Gives A Fuck
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Randy Marsh's Hot Poop Struggle
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On your Second Cup Yet? Today's Coffee Spitter #2 ==================
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Beefeater Fella @beefeaterfella.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
THE US PRESIDENT, THE PUMP AND THE WAR CRIMINAL Trump's Russian diesel announcement: American electoral interests ahead of financing an aggressor state and normalising relations with a mass murderer Beefy’s sober, critical assessment of the deal beefeaterresearch.substack.com/p/the-us-pre...
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THE US PRESIDENT, THE PUMP AND THE WAR CRIMINAL
Trump's Russian diesel announcement: American electoral interests ahead of financing an aggressor state and normalising relations with a mass murderer
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Q: "Trump has announced this deal to buy diesel fuel from Russia. You’ve called it a birthday gift to Putin. Explain why?" Zelenskyy: "Because it gives Putin money, and he spends money only on this war, to kill us, to kill our children. I was in a small city this week. They attacked a building
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🇺🇦👇🏼
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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I Need To See More Alesha Dixon
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dope?
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Moai Statue: Me No Dum Dum
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S'Pammy Cassandra 🦩💥 @nafoffs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Anyone? Anyone?
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Ben Stein's 'Anyone? Anyone?' Iconic Scene
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UNITED24 @u24.gov.ua · 11/10/2026
russia’s war is not over. Every day, it takes Ukrainian lives. In just a few days this week, russian strikes killed 78 people and injured 215 more. Children killed in their sleep. Join Sky Defense—help Ukraine stand strong: u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...
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Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦 @perevaa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Russians have just struck a TPP in Kharkiv, so I believe they also don’t give a damn about Trump’s “ceasefire.”
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Trump Trump 2024
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UNITED24 @u24.gov.ua · 11/10/2026
Today, russia has been terrorizing Ukrainian cities almost nonstop. In the morning, aerial bombs fell on a residential area of Sloviansk. Now, Kharkiv. russian guided bombs killed a woman. 8 more people were injured, including a 7-year-old boy. Join Sky Defense: u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...
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THX•1138 @ithx1138.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We stand with
ZELENSKY ‼️
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Buzz and Woody: Idiots... They're Everywhere
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Samuel L. Jackson: Tick Tock, Muthafucka!
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🇨🇦Kanien'kéha🪶 @skeeters2025.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yep 😁🇨🇦
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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(((Tendar))) @tendar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This exchange between Russian Yandex and the Ukrainian missile company Firepoint.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Flaming Fart Mannequin Effect
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Truth 💥 🙄
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sleep well nazi bots
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Spongeb Spongebob
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This old dummy is spoiled... Bring new one
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah.. war is always both ways.
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Elmo and Pink Toys
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ruzzian nazi dont need any internets if they want to live in stone age...
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Vinnie Jones in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Agent krasnov
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Seth Meyers Moron
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You're the worst 🥰 No youre the worst. 🥰🥰 No YOU'RE the worst, you bombed a school. 🥰🥰🥰 No! YOU are the WORST, you bombed an orphanage 🥰🥰🥰 OK, you hang up first...🥰🥰 No YOU hang up first🥰🥰🥰🥰 Well. You didn't hang up first either🥰🥰🥰🥰.
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This old fart is broken... Bring new one please
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Wtf
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ukranian Dreaming On Such An Autumn Day
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Man Says 'SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT' Angrily
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alkanaft.bsky.social @alkanaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Mr. Garrison: For The Love Of Jesus
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