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Worn On This Day @wornonthisday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Parachute silk gown worn #onthisday in 1945 by Gena Goldfinger at her #wedding to British Army Sgt. Norman Turgel in Lubeck, Germany. They had met in April when his unit liberated her from Bergen-Belsen concentration camp; he arrested the camp's commandant, Josef Kramer. #OTD 📷️ Imperial War Museums
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 03/10/2026
Barking beautiful: the 2026 Dog Photography awards – in pictures
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Barking beautiful: the 2026 Dog Photography awards – in pictures
The 18 winning images chosen from about 1,900 entries to the annual contest from 50 countries across the globe
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 03/10/2026
Comedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in pictures
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Comedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in pictures
A selection of the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026 finalists – from a shortlist featuring a caiman wearing a wig, a leopard doing a handstand, a strutting white-tailed eagle and a polar bear appearing to chat to a gull
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The oral history of the 2006 Saints-Falcons ‘Monday Night Football’ Domecoming game
September 25, 2026 represents the 20th anniversary of one of the most impactful sporting events of the 21st century. Twenty years ago, the New Orleans Saints reopened the Superdome on ESPN’s Monday Night Football against the arch-rival Atlanta Falcons. It was the first game the Saints played in New Orleans following the devastation of Hurricane…
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 13/09/2026
Tom Gauld on a new case for Hercule Poirot – cartoon
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Tom Gauld on a new case for Hercule Poirot – cartoon
To do is to be …
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 10/09/2026
euphemism = polite term for an impolite thing dysphemism = impolite term for a polite thing
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 04/09/2026
HOLD UP THEY EXTENDED THE TIME LIMIT ON VIDEO UPLOADS??? BUT THAT MEANS... I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD THE ENTIRETY OF 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 PLEASE ENJOY "NAME YOUR POISON" FROM "THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE" (1983)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
What To Know About Starbase, Louisiana theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sta…
Q: Why is Elon Musk so obsessed with space?

A: All of his kids live on Earth.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There is nothing sexual about Donald Trump having a woman who has paid to change his diaper. by David Vitter
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 31/07/2026
Think our basic rights are safe? In the age of oligarchs and corporate lobbying, think again | George Monbiot
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Think our basic rights are safe? In the age of oligarchs and corporate lobbying, think again | George Monbiot
The global assault on our freedoms is coming ever closer to home. Just look at the sinister prosecution of UK lawyer Rajiv Menon, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 20/07/2026
The disturbing rise of ‘gooner’ assaults at Dollar Tree stores: ‘They find it funny to degrade women’
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The disturbing rise of ‘gooner’ assaults at Dollar Tree stores: ‘They find it funny to degrade women’
In dark corners of the internet, men are goading each other to masturbate in public – and on female shoppers – and post the footage
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TK_Wharton @tkw.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
In addition to inventing brunch Madam Bégué was our first celebrity chef
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Champion eyes 18th world watercress eating title in Alresford
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Champion eyes 18th world watercress eating title in Alresford
Glenn Walsh, from Bishop's Sutton, prepares for the contest in the UK's watercress farming capital.
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marcorasi.bsky.social @marcorasi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Last night's moon rising over New Orleans, view from Lake Maurepas
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 04/05/2026
‘Point of no return’: New Orleans relocation must start now due to sea level, study finds
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‘Point of no return’: New Orleans relocation must start now due to sea level, study finds
Louisiana’s cultural hotspot could be surrounded by Gulf of Mexico before end of this century, authors say
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 06/03/2026
I think our country sinks beneath the yoke: It weeps, it bleeds, and each new day a gash Is added to her wounds.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 14/02/2026
‘There’s only one bed’, ‘fake dating’ and ‘opposites attract’: how tropes took over romance
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‘There’s only one bed’, ‘fake dating’ and ‘opposites attract’: how tropes took over romance
They’re all over blurbs and social media, but do these bite-size labels lead to formulaic fiction? Plus the classics reimagined for a modern reader
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Perfection
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/01/2026
Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’
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Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’
One ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy As film exhibitor strategies go, counter-programming is one of the most reliable. It worked for The Dark Knight and Mamma Mia!, released in the US on the same day in 2008, as well as for Dunkirk and Girls Trip in 2017. In 2023, Barbie and Oppenheimer leveraged the tactic to the tune of $2.5bn in combined box office takings. This week we could see another example as Amazon releases its authorised documentary about Melania Trump in more than 100 UK cinemas. There it will compete against an already-eclectic slate of releases including the Jason Statham action film Shelter, the ape horror Primate, Bradley Cooper’s comedy-drama Is This Thing On? and Richard Linklater’s Jean-Luc Godard fictionalisation Nouvelle Vague. Continue reading...
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DJ Soul Sister @djsoulsister.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
💜💜💜💥💥💥 (Reposted from Bywater Bakery New Orleans)
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 18/01/2026
AI companies will fail. We can salvage something from the wreckage | Cory Doctorow
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AI companies will fail. We can salvage something from the wreckage | Cory Doctorow
AI is asbestos in the walls of our tech society, stuffed there by monopolists run amok. A serious fight against it must strike at its roots
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Slate @slate.com · 13/01/2026
Strippers, white powder, Vegas, ripped-off clients. slate.trib.al/gJqwaVl
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I Saw the Dark Side of Tort Law. It’s Way More Shocking Than You’d Expect.
Meet the lawyers who earn billions on pelvic-mesh injuries while their clients get the scraps.
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 23/11/2025
They’re doing to America what they did to Christianity | Bill McKibben
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They’re doing to America what they did to Christianity | Bill McKibben
Trump’s wrecking-ball approach to America has a precedent: the evangelical perversion of Jesus’s message of radical love to one of hate and aggression
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 13/10/2025
Bow-wow-wow, yippie-yo, yippie-yay. www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/dog...
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17 Words for Dog Breeds
If you love dogs and words, you’re barking up the right tree
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 09/10/2025
We got sidetracked by the tiniest Po-Boy in all of human history.
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Anil Kalhan @akalhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The Republican is "doing politics the right way"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2025
90 Years Ago Today:
September 9, 1935
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 08/09/2025
WELCOME TO PANTS
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Word of the Day is ‘theic’ (19th century), defined as ‘one given to immoderate tea-drinking; a tea drunkard’.
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/07/2025
Please enjoy this compilation of Tom Lehrer's music, and may he rest in peace. youtu.be/UvS4h9Wjwgg
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Best of Tom Lehrer | Compilation
YouTube video by Musical Comedy
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Bodleian Libraries @bodleian.ox.ac.uk · 23/07/2025
🎉 Today is Raymond Chandler (1888-1959)'s birthday. We are lucky enough to have acquired his archives thanks to generous support from the National Heritage Memorial Fund. These archives include literary papers, correspondence, business and personal papers...
A yellowed typed manuscript page with the title “Similes, etc.” at the top. The list contains similes, some with handwritten edits and comments in pencil.

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As rare as a fat mailman (postman) (cissy)  
As shallow as a cafeteria tray  
As meaningless as cheap lacquer  
As hard as a park bench (use in another sense)  
As meaningless as a smoke ring  
As dull as a football interview  
As cold as a bride’s dinner  
As cold as a nun’s breeches  
As clean as Aunt Harriett’s guest room  
As clean as an angel’s neck (brow?) (Turner? Kay?)  
As cold as Finnegan’s feet (dead) (funeral?)  
As slippery as a watermelon seed  
As noiseless as a finger in a glove  
High enough to have snow on him (head) (bring in the lake)  
As systematic as a whore  
As busy as a dirty story in a sorority house  
As inconspicuous as a privy on the front lawn  
As comfortable as a chiropractic treatment  
As tight as a rubber stocking  
As weak as a Chinaman’s tea  
As empty as a scarecrow’s pockets (Used)  *pencil note here denoting that the simile is in the Big Sleep*
As fancy as a Filipino on Saturday night  
As confidentially as a madam counting the take  
Too weak to crawl over a worm
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 14/07/2025
Fie, fie, you counterfeit, you puppet, you!
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syn @syn.horse · 25/06/2025
oh no
A plush Jean-Luc Picard next to a 5-pack of lightbulbs showing only four bulbs in the illustration
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Cornwall seagull sips man's coffee before stealing his mug
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Cornwall seagull sips man's coffee before stealing his mug
Darren Pardoe was installing anti-bird spikes in a Cornish town before the encounter.
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Dog home safe after Brownsea Island swim and 100-mile trip
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Dog home safe after Brownsea Island swim and 100-mile trip
Amber left her foster family after just one night and was not found for another 36 days.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 31/05/2025
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. Time for A-hole in a K-hole.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 19/05/2025
Semicolons! Do you know how to use one and would you even notice if they disappeared? | First Dog on the Moon
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Semicolons! Do you know how to use one and would you even notice if they disappeared? | First Dog on the Moon
Semicolons are on notice!
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Repost if you’re still calling it the Gulf of Mexico. ✋🏽
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 14/05/2025
Can we stop racist AI taking over everything? Sure, but we could have stopped climate change as well | First Dog on the Moon
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Can we stop racist AI taking over everything? Sure, but we could have stopped climate change as well | First Dog on the Moon
Sinister tales of ineptitude abound as ChatGPT and its horrid friends are now found in even more places
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Andrew Freedman @afreedma.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
NEW: US weather forecasting is in worse shape than previously known, with 30 NWS forecast offices missing meteorologists-in-charge and about a dozen offices at risk of no longer serving their communities 24/7. www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/w...
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US weather forecasting is more crippled than previously thought as hurricane season nears | CNN
Several current and former agency meteorologists and staff told CNN they are concerned warnings won’t be issued in time as hurricane season nears.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 25/04/2025
Valerie the dachshund is found safe and well after 529 days on the run on South Australian island
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Valerie the dachshund is found safe and well after 529 days on the run on South Australian island
Rescuers on Kangaroo Island say they are ‘overjoyed’ after the dog walked into one of their traps * Get our afternoon election email, free app or daily news podcast After 529 days on the run, Australia’s favourite fugitive has been caught at last. Valerie the miniature dachshund, who went missing on Kangaroo Island way back in 2023, has been rescued by conservationists. Continue reading...
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Oxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The Blavatnik School of Government has reopened after its closure due to seagulls dropping pebbles on the roof. A spokesperson said: “We are pleased to say that the School is now open, with staff back in the building as normal.”
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Captain it’s Wednesday @wednesday.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Captain it's Wednesday
Captain it's Wednesday
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Both Saints and Cardinals looking to trade up
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Hope is a thing with feathers.
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OldSchool @blueskyoldschool.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Released 50 YEARS AGO Why Can't We Be Friends (1975) War
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WAR - Why Can't We Be Friends? (Official Video) [Remastered in 4K]
YouTube video by War
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