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alison evans

@alisonevans.bsky.social
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author, zinester 👽 they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ Wurundjeri land 🍃 alisonwritesthings.com 🛸 is mise Alison, is scríbhneoir mé, siad/iad ✨ (can't access DMs, pls @ me)

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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 1h
books written by AI: 🙅 books written by Al(ison Evans): 👍
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My Bloody Valentine @chekhovsgundam.bsky.social · 4h
I don't want books written by AI, I want bizarre worlds written by weirdos who are working through some gender stuff and will change pronouns after publishing
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
an easy mistake to make
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they were like okay. we ARE in a library. HOWEVER. i have seen people like you before. doctors wear masks. you must be a doctor. the library doctor
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
also the other day this little kid at the library kept calling me "doctor" because i wear a mask 🥺
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
omg this mum. "hmm okay maybe when we get home you go straight to the shower, okay?"
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
perhaps but maybe you are deficient in the vitamin also
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Tansy Rayner Roberts @tansyrr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My cozy fantasy Jane Austen with dragons Kickstarter is FULLY FUNDED! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tan...
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Pride And Prejudice: Everyone Behave Naturally
ALT: Pride And Prejudice: Everyone Behave Naturally
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
homes bring treated as something that can and should make money is the problem. the racism in this article is disgusting and the abc needs to stop giving One Nation the time of day
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 07/10/2026
nobody finishes a book and concludes “that was great; now I shall never read another one.” other writers are your teammates and coworkers, not your competition.
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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 07/10/2026
😮OH NO IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN 😮 PERSONA by @ravineangel.bsky.social has broken containment. May god have mercy on us all 🥲 Thank you @nypl for including PERSONA on the Best new Horror of 2026 list up there with some HEAVY HITTING HORROR I'M SO SCARED
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
at my old job, a woman was so rude to my coworker that my boss followed her down the street and made her apologise. she brought back a gift basket!
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Michelle Harford 🦆 @onesmallduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today's skull is listening to a mermaids song. #comic #todaysskull #artistsonbs
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Ariel Slamet Ries @arielries.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bookshop is offering free shipping as part of anti-prime day until the end of the 7th! check out the opening of my book Strange Bedfellows below, and if you like it you can grab yourself a copy of that or my award winning comic CRY WOLF GIRL bookshop.org/lists/ariel-...
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Ariel's Affiliate Store
Ariel Slamet Ries' official Bookshop affiliate store. The author gets a cut if you buy their book from here!
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Magabala Books @magabalabooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are thrilled to announce that 'Old Days Imanka nurna laakinha nitjaarta' by Marjorie ‘Nunga’ Williams has been selected as a 2026 White Raven. Head to the link below to read more. bit.ly/4hV2NbP Congratualtions again to Marjorie!
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LRT I've said it one million times but get libre office!!!!!
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tyyyy
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i think it went well but then i always think it goes well. time will tell! i got there at 9:20, plenty of time to panic inside the foyer 😌
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i have a job interview at 10 and my brain is such that I'm like do i get there at 9? or 9:05???!!
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😭
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok well it was this maribyrnonghobsonsbay.starweekly.com.au/news/motorcy...
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
immediately went back downstairs and got on a train whoo boy
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
like it looked like a nazi thing was it a nazi thing
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just got off the train at parliament, what the hell is going on up there
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
omg i missed out the word "good". The first GOOD joke
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lauren this is the first joke about pegging I've seen in my whole life thank you
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
omg congrats 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there is NO grey area
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it was never about protecting cis children or whatever it has always been about making sure trans kids do not turn into trans adults
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so-called "gender critical" people have never had benign "concerns" about trans people. they have always, always, wanted us all dead
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah i think like all of us approaching the task with the openness that was required was a real gift
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah it was such a good experience
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we were all working in one document at once, I've never done anything quite like it before! it freaked me out for a few minutes but then it was such a beautiful way to work
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the workshop was actually soooo good. all 14 participants wrote one story together! well we did a first draft and ran out of editing time. it was such a great energy, a really generative environment
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that was also when phds were free 🥲
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i have dropped out of a phd once before (ten years ago) - i didn't get a scholarship and boy howdy!!! it was bad!
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
maybe if I am ever financially stable then i will do a phd. hmm!
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm at uni melb to do an all day writing workshop and the campus is very beautiful. i will NOT do a phd that is the devil talking
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Lark “Tornado” Morgan Lu @larkmorganlu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Extremely randomly: did you know there are no machine made clothing? All garments are handmade! Every dang one, from the luxury atelier dresses to the overseas-sourced threadbare undershirt, is handmade.
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love the new bus ads, I'm so charmed (pre-disposed to like them, as a bus lover)
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i know I'll regret lying down in my lunch break when I'm back at the shop but it's soooo nice even though I'll be sooo sleepy after
a picture of the big blue sky! some trees can be seen
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its soooo satisfying
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i dont recommend being poor but like. i am getting pretty good at it
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and for some reason i dont hate this! i think because CT is kind of like a game where i try and see how many meals i can make at once. the other day i made 36 servings across a day 😌
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am also trying to not hate cooking and so what i do now is I have Cooking Time where i make as much food as possible at once 😅 tonight i made a stew and a curry but ultimate Cooking Time is making five things at once
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
spent $100 on groceries tonight to make 18 serves of dinner plus fruit, bread, milk, eggs, etc etc
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been making a real effort to avoid colesworth and i gotta say it's worth it. much nicer experience at the local fruit and veg etc and everything is so much cheaper
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alison evans @alisonevans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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