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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

i'm not in a relationship because what do you mean if i want thai food, i gotta check with someone else to see if they want thai food, and if they don't want thai food i can't have thai food?!! absolutely NOT

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"are you team pancakes or team waffles" baby i'm team syrup. the foods are simply the vehicle. and sometimes? i'm just walking

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

it's disintegrate-in-your-mouth good

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

not exactly sure how to use a crock pot but i'm pretty sure this chicken i've been slow cooking for 15 years is almost done

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Kina Lee @artbykina.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Hey look, this isn't going to be a dead account anymore! If you've randomly come across this post just know I'm gonna art so hard now. Here's a current WIP of some traditional art. #wip #art #traditionalart #digitalart #buyintoart

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

give me the nobel peace prize or i too will bomb iran

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

so we're just gonna let a man named Klaus in american airspace

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

and for my nighttime sweet treat: 2 berry tums

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

incredible how one small shart can create a lifetime of trauma

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

must be the microplastics in my brain that are making me so snacky

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

*taking a handful of candy from every trick-or-treater who comes to my door* tariffs

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

tbh this does a better job than 90% of the sour candy i've tried

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

why is every sour candy maker such a pussy

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

centuries and centuries of human development simply to end up exactly how we've always been

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

the germans don't do bloopers, they do krauttakes

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

The Facebook people are here now (derogatory)

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

it had nothing to do with the paid actors portraying a couple on tv

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

a burger king commercial came on and in it were two older people wearing those paper crowns and without looking away from the screen my mom just goes "if you ever see me wearing a burger king crown i want you to shoot me on the spot. don't even let me explain."

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

i didn't fuck with them until much later but once you learn the patterns they're not bad!!

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

"too many people have main character syndrome" not me. i love being an npc. just idly standing around, watching the birds. oh you going on a quest? can you bring me back something

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

spider tour you can tell by my camera speed i was unwell

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

i am not everyone. i am dumber

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

i died shortly after this but i'm better now

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

hey did you know that if you knock down a wasp's nest it may be filled with spiders? did you know that? because i didn't know that. i didn't know that until it hit the ground and exploded on my bare feet

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

left one of my knees unshaven so i could have something to pet

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

[the devil, as kristi noem's fingertips slip through his grasp]: some day, my love

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 27/05/2025

did we really need to invent gogurt? is regular yogurt not already portable enough?

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

would solve a lot of my problems tbh

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

condensation is so pathetic like WHAT are u crying about u are a GLASS

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

i've seen you break it down to a car alarm you've still got life in those limbs old man

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

don't worry it only applies to women

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

turned 37 today which, in los angeles, qualifies me for a senior discount

a lil bday pic of me in a nice black top 🥳

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

every painting from the 1800s is like ok girl get them titties out

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

when i say i’m enjoying a tv series and the person i’m talking to is like ‘you should read the books next’ it’s like sorry i’m watching 18 hours of television a day when would i possibly have time for a book

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 19/05/2025

sorry i’m late bro there were enemies nearby and i couldn’t fast travel

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

happy mother's day to the woman who will still swaddle me upon request

my adult body swaddled-wrapped in a bed sheet

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

and then there is of course, this

screenshot of sailor moon ep where her friend asks "I mean, what college man would kiss a fourteen-year old?"

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

why my fate gotta be tied to his magician-lookin ass

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

look when it comes to sailor moon personally i would not be jazzed if my life were in danger and a masked tuxedo man in a cape and top hat showed up throwing flowers and reciting poetry

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

as kids my sister & i would annoy each other so badly in the car & it'd piss my mom off. she'd go 'GIRLS ENOUGH! Hands in your laps & look out your windows' & we'd be like jeez whats her deal. & now that i think about it it was prob bc our idea of 'joking around' was unbuckling each others seatbelts

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

sometimes art just speaks to you

a car laden with various bumper stickers that say things like

"I BRAKE FOR AMERICA'S ONLY NATIVE MARSUPIAL"

"Pro-Possum, Pro-Choice"

"HOW AM I DRIVING? I'M NOT. THIS VEHICLE IS DRIVEN BY 700 RATS."

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