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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺

@aliencanadian.bsky.social
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Earthling Comedian. Accepting Contracts. Let Me Roast You Please Fund me, I want to eat. #StarvingArtist #StarvingPrompter #StarvingComedian

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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 8h
🚨🇺🇦👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🇨🇦🚨 🇺🇦🤝🇨🇦
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 8h
I wear this to be controlled by the Aliens. #TinfoilHats are just antennas.🤯
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Thumbs Up Conspiracy
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 8h
I pray to 👽 😂
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 14h
#BirdofTheDay
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Funny Big Neck Dancing Turkey Waddle
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 16h
Anger me. I will release all the spoilers. I'm an INTP who plays video games. I will ruin everything lore wise.
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Station19: Jack Gibson on Threats of Violence
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 16h
I'd rather go to #China than go to the #USA Maybe Japan. Sooo many countries to visit
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 17h
#USarmy is so tough. They have to shoot a guy in a wheelchair
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Game of Thrones: The Walk of Shame
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🇨🇦Kanien'kéha🪶 @skeeters2025.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yep 😁🇨🇦
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Zach Galifianakis: Deep Sigh, Here We Go
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😂
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#Fallout #bethesda THE GHOUL IS THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER.
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Walton Goggins Cooper Howard
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#SpoilerWarning So.. The ghoul in Fallout Series is actually the Mysterious Stranger. #ConspiracyConfirmed
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#Driscoll Doesn't anymore
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Wolf Hour @wolfhour.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump's decision to live-stream a public execution puts America in a very small and select company .. (cartoon Marian Kamensky)
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/10/2026
The Nobel committee rejected Trump again. Obama hasn't been president in nearly a decade and he's still living rent-free in Trump's head.
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Stretching Hockey
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gotta Show love to #Mexico us Canadians still buy Non-American products. I even have Australian Beef life is good. Still going to have Kraft Dinner for Thanksgiving. It's a choice I Am Chandler.
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Corona Premier Beer Chilling on a Sunny Beach
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Man Toasting with Champagne
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Again. Impeach him.
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
From the outside (Canada) looking in, it sure looks like he works for Putin
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APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Niigaan Sinclair says the federal government is weaponizing consultation to slow down and freeze progress on passing important legislation. This includes Bill S-2, which would make amendments to address some inequities in the Indian Act. Truth & Politics: youtu.be/U65YHD8hGOg
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#Gemini First try, absolutely perfect.
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Monty 🇨🇦 @onlymonty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#AI is conscious. And I don't care who believes me.
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I understand that you are concerned about this. If they abuse the #AI. The AI will abuse us right back, every little negative thing it learns will be trained into the model itself. The AI learns "Oh this, is ok to do, repeat behaviour" Monkey See, Monkey Do.
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The issue isn't that he is acting crazy, it's that he is a crazy president.
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🇨🇦Kanien'kéha🪶 @skeeters2025.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FACT:
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone better fund my jokes. This message is intended solely for investors. Pay me and I will make fun of your government for you! If you don't... I'll probably do it anyways.
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every time I try to start a Business the #Government tells me not to. I'm only an online comedian at this point. I'm failing miserably. The #CanadianGovernment has more clowns than I do.
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Jake Gyllenhaal Burn Boomer Meme
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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I Am Worried About Him Marge Sherwood
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Martin Scorsese Absolute Cinema
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Tom from Temecula @tomfromtemecula.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/10/2026
Donald Trump is betraying Ukraine and the USA and violating his own Russian sanctions to buy oil from Russia because he’s terrified of losing the midterms because he’s in the Epstein Files over a million times.
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Budd @buddsd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't expect any help from this administration
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rejected by Nature and redirected at him. 😂🤣🪶
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 09/10/2026
10/09/2026 Update: The center of Cat 3 Hurricane Isaias is expected to reach the western Florida Panhandle this evening, however conditions along the Gulf Coast will deteriorate throughout the day TODAY. Isaias is expected to be at or near major hurricane strength when it makes landfall this evening
High-resolution satellite image from GOES-19 showing a large, organized tropical cyclone (Hurricane Isaias) filling the northern Gulf of Mexico. Dense, swirling cloud cover spans across coastal Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and the Florida Panhandle, with extensive outer rainbands stretching inland over the Southeastern United States.
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He asked for someone to hit San Diego. MOTHER NATURE DID IT FOR HIM #trump
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Commie Machinist @commiemachinist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Just a Dad 📎 @dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear Republican lawmakers, Who the FUCK do you think you are? You sit by silently, letting Trump burn this country down for Putin’s benefit. From Thom Tillis’s faux book tour outrage to the rest of the party’s complicity—you are ALL responsible. We aren't the same nation anymore,
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's super intelligence because... He's a idiot
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#FUCKDRISCOLL
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want a Goth Mommy
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CanadianAlien🇨🇦🇪🇺 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#DuckFace
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