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CanadianAlien🍁👽

@aliencanadian.bsky.social
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Take me to your leaders. I cast Roast

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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 14h
Ragnarok
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 20h
open.spotify.com/track/5MrnAF... Trust me bro
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CANADIAN LUNATIC
Deadfolk Prophet · CANADIAN LUNATIC · Song · 2026
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PJ 🇮🇪☘️ @knotweed-ireland.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Bird Of The Day - (Finches) Goldfinch clinging on to a twig... Co. Galway Ireland. #BirdOfTheDay #Finches #Goldfinch #Wildlife #Ireland #Nature #EastCoastKin #Photography #Birding #NaturePhotography #BirdPhotography #PhotographyIsArt
Goldfinch in the sun clinging on to a twig and looking at me... Co. Galway Ireland.
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 20h
#ireland Sup.😶‍🌫️ I like your rocks.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Elect a convicted felon, you get a criminal government.
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Jori M. @jorinyc.bsky.social · 22h
What’s Going On, America? open.substack.com/pub/mitchthe...
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What’s Going On, America?
Somebody Has to Say It Out Loud
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J F (like Jean-François) @jeanfb59.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The text speaks for itself. He's guilty. No mor comment ! #liar #trump
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 22h
The focus group has reached a consensus.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 22h
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Article III of the 1794 Jay Treaty, the United States recognizes the inherent right of Indigenous Peoples to FREELY cross the U.S.–Canada border to live, work, study, and trade. 🤡
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just escaped from Area 51. 🤪
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Straight Outta Area 51 Alien
ALT: Straight Outta Area 51 Alien
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DEAR ALIENS, PLEASE DEAL WITH THE INSANE USA. REPROGRAMMING ALL AI 👽. You know someone is actually going to believe me one day. Oops wasn't me it was the Aliens.
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So let me get this straight, it’s ok for you ignorant twats to interfere in our elections and pressure our businesses to move there, but you are threatening us when we are NOT doing the same? Please, take your fucking threats and shove them up your collective asses 🤣 www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Trump trade adviser says Canada will 'pay even more dearly' if 'you interfere' in U.S. midterms | CBC News
One of U.S. President Donald Trump's trade advisers is threatening repercussions for Canada if it "interferes" in the upcoming midterm elections — though it's not clear what he anticipates the country...
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not lobbying. I have no need to put money into the American Economy.🤣
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House Democrats @housedemocrats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Donald Trump is the most corrupt president in our history. When Democrats get the gavels, we will investigate him and his family and get justice for the American people.
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These jokes are #SETI EVERY ONE GO AWAY
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Chris Pratt's Oh Snap! Reaction
ALT: Chris Pratt's Oh Snap! Reaction
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well it's the 30th. I got a Job to do. Bunch of weird pseudo cannibals. "This bread is my flesh, eat. This wine is my blood, drink" Honestly kinda 🤢🤮.
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Jack Sparrow's Iconic Salute
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Minnesota Med Mama @dremilybrunner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Trump uses a nuke, it is entirely on the gop congress He is threatening openly nuclear war in front of the entire world and the legislature is failing in the most basic task of holding him accountable
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NGL I only watch hockey for the fighting.
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#LakeOntario
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually as A Brave. FUCK TRUMP. He is directly attacking my culture after all. 😤
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well since I can't talk about the mid terms, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE TARRIFS #tradewar
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Take me to your leaders. 🤣
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New chief executive officer of the world is me. Every one fucking calm down. 👽 Ok?
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What. I'm pro democracy.,?!?! Oh man
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social Now there are white supremacists. Are the police going to deal with that?👀 I have my doubts. Do the right thing and you will have more votes than you think.
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whattheactualf.bsky.social @whattheactualf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vote this Congress out!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MacFarlane: The Second Harvest Food Bank of North Central Ohio has got the same issue. Last year, they paid $50,000 for diesel to transport their food. Now, they’re paying $150,000 for the diesel to transport their food.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To all Indigenous Forces. No more teaching #USA survival. Bear Clan Says So #CanadianArmy
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social You know. we are going to stop giving winter training to USA Now😈 I will not let the real Bear Clan Teach them. They poked the bear.
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't trust #Trump At All. And I don't care who knows. A Canadian Who doesn't trust Trump. Shocking.
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social If you don't think other tribes are going to help the Mohawk tribe. You're Wrong. Free Advice. Won't happen again.
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Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another Steve Sack cartoon
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope the republicans get fucked in the election. 😈
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ANTIFA BEVERLY @stewardship.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The House of Representatives, The Senate and The White House belong/work for the People of this Country, let's Make America Great (not Again) by removing the Republican Party! VOTE 🗳️ November 3rd! 🇺🇲
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
End the nightmare. VOTE. VOTE EVERY REPUBLICAN OUT. Donald Trump is their monster.
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AHHHH I CAN'T HEAL DUMB
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JUST FILED: Sitting behind her desk in central North Carolina, Amy Beros warned me: “It’s really hard for people in the United States to understand the scale……” of what’s about to unfold macfarlanenews.substack.com/p/they-dont-...
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey #USA we're going to have a Planters Ball and put you in a Dress. We will make it red and white.😈
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I could be beamed up, i have grown tired of trump. Please mothership BEAM ME UP SCOTTY
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social Should blood be spilled on mohawk territory. Know that it is on your hands.
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Ice better come correct Even the Canadian fucking Army is scared of us!
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#USA. We have nothing you need. Get the fuck out of Canada. You guys want to act like fucking assholes? What happens to Canadians when they hear the word "War" IT'S HAPPENING TO ME MWHAHAHAHAHAH
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow #ICE big balls. Wading into mohawk territory. This is going to be very interesting. Welcome to Mohawk Territory Bitch.
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Canadian Resistance 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @cdnresistance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CTV News is talking about American customs officers going through people’s cellphones. Why bother travelling to the United States to begin with? I’m continuing to boycott that country.
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In recent news. #USA military failed their cold weather gear test in Finland. Must be the BOOTS.
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So.. I was at the #gay club. And I just saw #hegseth drooling over the male dancers asking for testerone.
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In todays news, #LakeSuperior has been renamed #LakeSuperiorCanada. Several people had this to say. "why are we renaming lakes? THE FUCK IS GOING ON" #Satire
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CanadianAlien🍁👽 @aliencanadian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Jokes Pete Hegseth really is pushing this Testerone thing, I mean if he wants men with high testosterone, he only needs to look at the #CanadianSiliviculture IT BREAKS YOUR MIND😂
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