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Ali Davis

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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My dad died on Saturday. He was brilliant and handsome and funny and tough to sum up. He loved books of all kinds and loved movies to distraction. He loved watching movies and teaching film and dedicated a lot of his career to preserving film and film history.
This photo shows my dad swimming with tiny me in a life ring in the Severn river. I know it seems like he should be closer, but this was basically helicopter parenting at the time.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I asked Lowell Miller if he would take a commission to draw my late cat Grendel as a Viking and OMG WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS!!! (He is @lowellm_art on Instagram.)
A magnificent--TRULY MAGNIFICENT--pen and ink drawing of my cat Grendel as a Viking warrior. The drawing is black and white except for the blue of his eyes. Grendel is carrying an axe and a shield with fish on it. He has conquered two mice in chain mail and is resting his foot on one of them. In the background, lighting strikes a longboat. It's all so goddamned good.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Squidward, as the United States, stands at the window watching a happy Spongebob and Patrick. Spongebob and Patrick are labeled "Brits canning a terrible leader in days."
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The rapscallion in question
A beautiful but lawless cat sits inside a felt cat cave. She has blue eyes a grey face in a Siamese pattern, and a grey fur cloak. She is FULL of salmon treats.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hoo got high on The Nip, got the munchies, and developed both super smell and a reckless disregard for the rules.
A bag of frickin' expensive salmon treats has been torn open by a rampaging nip head.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Grendel left last night and tore a big chunk of my heart out with him. He was so smart, so funny, so strange. He loved chicken and any kind of treats and hiding behind doors to pounce at cat toys and using the bathtub as a moat.
An adorable but grave little kitten looks at the camera. He's cream-colored with the beginning of tabby stripes in a Siamese pattern. He has a very black tail also with tabby stripes. Yes he looks skeptical, but we made it work.That kitten is now a cat, handsome as all get out. His tabby stripes now show more fully and he has more of that Siamese beige/brown. He is lounging in one of those ring beds. He is just the best guy.This is a shameless repost of a picture where Grendel just looks ridiculously handsome. He's sitting on a purple bedspread with a bookshelf behind him. He looks stern, but he is really continuing to be just the best, smartest, weirdest little guy. He took that responsibility seriously.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Off to a great start!
ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS
Instructions hint:
Do not tighten the mounting screws to the end at one time, and tighten them again after a single component is installed and formed!
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
He's the sweetest, smartest, cat you could ever meet. And just a little bit of a dick, as he should be. I promise you that I will spoil this little guy as much as I can while I can.
A serious little kitten looks at the camera with big blue eyes. He has white fur and the beginnings of tabby markings in a Siamese pattern. His tail is already black, because even at six weeks old, he serves looks for days.The most magnificent, handsome bastard you have ever seen sits in front of a bookshelf. He looks like a white tiger, with tabby markings in a Siamese pattern. His front legs are striped like an okapi. He has blue eyes and dots on his whisker pads. He looks stern, but it's (mostly) an act. He is the best.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hello, Bluesky cat lovers. I am looking for advice. HEADS UP: This is going to be a bummer and a half. If you can't handle that right now, I get it. Take my cat tax now and then keep scrolling.
An incredibly handsome gentleman is asleep on a warm pizza box.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
ANGELENOS! This is a super fun night of comedy! I'm playing with DAM in the 8:00 spot, but you can laugh your face off in any of them. Pay one price, stay the whole night if you feel like it. And YOU PICK THE PRICE. All proceeds go to a different charity every month. Get IN there.
The Super Legit Spectacular. April 24 at The Sherry Theater, 11052 Magnolia Blvd in NoHo. Pay what you feel like paying! The evening starts at 7pm and goes right through the 10pm set. You can go to one show and stay all night. Get in there! I'll be honest: I am in the 8pm spot and I love my team, DAM, but The Centurions are up at 9:00 and The Four Horsemen are up at 9:30 and they are two of the funniest fucking teams you have ever seen. So you could pretend to come see me and then just sliiiiiide into those other teams. I am just saying.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
A promo pic for the show "All is Forgiven." The cast includes Bess Armstrong, David Alan Grier, Shawnee Smith, and Carol Kane.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
If you are in Los Angeles and want to learn improv from one of the best, I recommend Rich Sohn unreservedly. He'll get you doing fearless scenework and having fun. Plus he has maps to the underground treasure caverns of LA.
Fearless Improv starts March 14th at the Pack Theater. A quoted recommendation says: "He is the fucking dopest! I took an intensive with him in Chicago and was beyond happy when he moved to The Pack. He's one of the best teachers I've taken with and he's fucking hilarious. No ego bullshit. Just ready to teach and have fun."
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
Grendel, a handsome Siamese mix with tabby stripes, sleeps very soundly in the crook of my arm.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Mrs. Peltzer, the awesome mom from Gremlins, brought a big knife to a Gremlin fight and boy, is she is ready to use it. In this picture, she is in mid-stab. In the foreground, we see the a Gremlin facing Mrs. Peltzer.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Out for a stroll with a very good boy.
An extremely good blue Merle sheltie is out for a walk.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Cat tax
A very handsome, very sleepy cat with tabby stripes on his face and magnificent whiskers
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
An absolutely gorgeous cat looks at the camera. She has a grey face and cape and a white chest. Is she a movie star? An errant princess? Maybe! Her mom was an alley cat and rumor has it her dad was an escaped show cat. Anyway, she's a sweet little diva.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The handsomest cat you have ever seen in your life is looking at you with big blue eyes. He has tabby markings in a Siamese pattern. His legs are enchantingly stripy. Sort of like an okapi, but more magical.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Fuck it. I'm going back to Bitmoji and going all in.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
"So what's your vision for this office building?" "Dangerously sexy."
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
OMG my first fan art!
Robert F. Kennedy Junior showing the chicken feet that we all know he has. He is in a suit and the legs are cut off so you can see his creepy, scrawny chicken feet.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Drag queens
Chappell Roan in a video for "The Subway," being dragged backwards with one arm above her head.Billie Eilish in a video for "Birds of a Feather," being dragged backwards with one arm over her head.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Well, here's a dilemma: The new haunted house book by @cheriepriest.com arrived just before I'm going to start house-sitting.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Post a random picture or everything goes bad in August?
Grendel, a handsome Elder Cat, decompresses by sitting in the tippy-top tier of his cat tree. Grendel has tabby stripes on his face and blue eyes. He is looking over the side of a fuzzy grey cat bed that is practically up by the got-dang ceiling.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
[Ahem] Guisadooooooooooos!
A sign at Guisado's Tacos: "In Tacos We Trust."
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Awww, yisss!
The beautiful grey-and-white cat from the previous skeet has settled down to sleep in the cat cave.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hoo trying out the new cat cave for the first time. She was deeply suspicious for many days, but now agrees that we may have something here.
A beautiful cat sits in a felt cat cave. The cat cave is black with a broad white rim. The cat herself has blue eyes and a gray face and ears. Her head and ruff are lighter like a Siamese, but she has an elegant grey cape pattern on her back. It's not visible in the photo, but she has floofy white belly fur. Hoo is a sweet and strange cat. She is in touch with bits of the universe that the rest of us may never see. Anyway, it seems to be a good cat cave.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Somewhere between Soft Boy and Goblin Wizard.
Grendel the cat sits in a rainbow cat cave with a cloud pillow. He is venerable, yet devastatingly handsome. Grendel has tabby stripes in a Siamese pattern, blue eyes and a pink nose. He knows he could get away with more with looks like that, but he still acts sweet. Unless you are late with the treats.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
OK one more
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Cat tax: Last day sitting for this elegant lady/HORRIBLY BETRAYING my own cats.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I have been taking care of this adorable diva all week. It's going great except for the part where I come home to my own cats smelling like some floozie.
This is a long-haired, striped orange/yellow cat named Lucy. She is lounging and posing and looking at the camera like a cover model or maybe a duchess.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
All I did was order some toilet fizzers.
This piece of paper says, in a kind and gentle all-caps font, "YOU ARE AMAZING!!! REMEMBER IT!!! YOU DESERVE LOVE EXACTLY AS YOU ARE. BE GENTLE. BE PATIENT. LET YOURSELF REST. YOU ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Cat tax: Hoo being furious that Grendel got to the most cozy place first.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Oh, man. A friend just sent me a pic of the box lunches they were serving at Trump's parade.
It's a sad little styrofoam tray with like one tomato slice, some wet lettuce, two slices of brown bread, and two slices of white American cheese. OK, you got me: It's one of the box lunches they served at the Fyre Festival.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Harrowing footage of Los Angeles protests. #NoKings #IndivisibleHollywood #LosFeliz
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#NoKings Los Feliz getting huge
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
D.A.M. (Douglas, Ali, and Mary Pat) is back at the Super Legit Spectacular THIS FRIDAY NIGHT. We're up at 7:30, and you are highly encouraged to come see Rollin' in Riches at 7:00. Pay whatever you feel like paying and stay for the whole night. You need to laugh. This is a great excuse for it.
The Super Legit Spectacular! June 13 The Sherry Theater 11-52 Magnolia Blvd, North Hollywood 7pm: Rollin' in RIches and DAM. 8pm: The Hill Jones, Super Legit, The Centurions, and the Four Horsemen. 10 pm Jerk Chicken and NerdvanaDouglas Sarine sings an original operetta about wishes and gumballs.It looks like Ali Davis is playing the air violin, but actually her hands are in the exact right position to catch the badger that is about to pounce onto her from behind.The Amazing Marypat Farrell figures out the meaning of life. Yes, she told the audience later. Aren't you sorry you missed it? Don't make that mistake again!
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
There's no better time for a No Kings Day protest. Join Indivisible Hollywood at Hollywood & Ventura, 11:30-2:30 this Saturday. (Excellent image by Marc Warzecha)
Donald Trump in a crown says "A parade for me. No Medicare for you." 

No Kings Day National Protest, Saturday, June 14. @IndivisibleHollywood
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hey, Los Angeles! One of several No Kings protests will be at Hollywood and Vermont from 11:30-2:30. Bring sunblock and your patriotism.
This is a painting of the Founding Fathers at the Constitutional Convention. The caption says: "WE SAID NO KINGS. That means you, Tinyhands."
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Paying some back cat taxes. Grendel is ready for Pride.
An incredibly handsome and chic cat lounges on a white cloud pillow inside a little rainbow cat house. This is Grendel. He is serving face and giving life.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Thank you for doing this! Weird Al Yankovic, please.
This is a screen shot of a donation of Royal Canin Mother & Babycat Ultra Soft Mousse in Sauce wet cat food for Paws.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Angelenos, if you need a few laughs, I highly recommend the Super Legit Spectactular This Friday. Not just because I'm in the 8:00 spot, but yes, there is some bias there. It's a really fun show. Admission is whatever you feel like paying and all proceeds to the LA Regional Food Bank.
This is a poster for the Super Legit Spectacular.
7pm show: The Hollywood Treatment
8pm show: D.A.M., Super Legit, The Centurions, and the Four Horsemen. This is the one I'm in!
10pm show: Jerk Chicken, My Friend, and Nerdvana
All proceeds go to the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank 
Friday, April 11 at The Sherry Theater
11052 Magnolia Blvd in North Hollywood
This show is pay what you can!
It's really fun. Come on by!
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
#HandsOff #IndivisibleHollywood
Protestors in Los AngelesMore protestors!A sign that says "Tax billionaires, rehire expert IRS staff"
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Looking like about 1,000 people in Silverlake today and this isn't even the big one. #HandsOff
Tons of protesters who hate this nonsenseProtesting the Trump regime and looking fineMore protestors!
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
#HandsOff at Vermont and Hollywood will be going until 2:00!
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I have not yet learned to make impressive signs on the floor of my small apartment, but this one makes me happy.
A poorly lettered but feisty sign says "Leave Canada alone, you hosers!" The letters are in red and blue marker.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This is Hoolock. Her mom was an alley cat and her dad was an escaped Birman show cat. She is the bossy Queen of the Universe, but also likes to stay right up close to me when I'm working from home. If I leave the Cat Dancer out, she becomes a werewolf late at night. A complex diva.
A grey and white cat with blue eyes hitting her light just right. She looks like an elegant lady in a cape. White toes for the win. She is every bit an icon, but also if you stop petting her before she is done being petted she will cut you.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Please take a break to brag about your pets with me. This is Grendel in his prime, a looker, yes, but also the sweetest boy. He likes treats and being cuddled in the dry bathtub.
A stunningly handsome cat with tabby markings in a Siamese pattern. He has okapi legs and big blue eyes. A lover, not a fighter. Kind of a dick when he's hungry, as he should be.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Is this good?
A screenshot of the Tesla stock's year-to-date performance shows that it is down $124.81 (or 32.91 percent). There is a very satisfying jaggedy red graph showing it going down, down, down. The picture was taken on March 31 at 12:36 pm Eastern Daylight Time.
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