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Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000

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The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ wetdry.world/@alicedotjpog, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Tips for new Bluesky users: If, while browsing, you happen to see a red thing with a giant mouth... GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE! Got that? I've warned you. And while I'm warning you like this, I should add that it'd be even more dangerous not to take the time out to talk to that frog.
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Essem @essem.space · 15/01/2026
ps5 doesnt have games yall u cant jump as any food 💔
A screenshot of the PlayStation store showing a bunch of shovelware games with names like "The Jumping Burger", "The Jumping Brownie", etc. It's captioned "ps5 has games yall u can jump as any food 💔"
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026
> RFK Jr.'s new food pyramid puts meat, cheese and vegetables at the top www.npr.org/2026/01/07/nx-s1-566702…
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2026
why is obama in the kirby dream collection
In 2008:
- The Summer Olympic Games were held in Beijing, China.
- Barack Obama was elected President of the USA.
- Nintendo Released Nintendo DSi
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2025
"My brother just another me" - Lucki
"A friend is a second self" - Aristotle
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
independent article reading: "liam gallagher thought asap rockey was called whatsapp ricky" with the subtext saying: "That's a better fucking name anyway"
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026
today is january 7th 2026
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 06/01/2026
safety tip: drive with the map zoomed all the way out for maximum situational awareness
a cat console display screen depicting the entire earth floating in space. Los Angeles, Mexico City, and Bogotá are marked. there is a small red triangle near the Great Lakes
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026
i love how theres so many new super mario-era rom hacks that are just 10ish levels long and they all take place in a season and theyre named something like "Once Again Super Mario Winter 2026 v3"
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 03/01/2026
vozer: WOW. I HOPE DONALD TRUMP FUCKING DIES THIS YEAR. LOL. LOL.

sterophonic: be very careful what you post online
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2025
Wow. 🫠 🫠 📼 The Top Nostalgia Moments That Only People Who Remember The Good Days Will Remember.
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 30/12/2025
I think the most powerful person in America is who chooses what plays on trumps TV before his speeches
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 27/12/2025
TIMES WHEN 90S MEDIA ACCURATELY PREDICTED 9/11!!!! 😱😱😱
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 26/12/2025
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Agha of the House of Felicity @anna.popbob.wtf.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025
when tha edible hits 😂✌️ 𝕯𝖗𝖚𝖌𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖕𝖆 ©²⁰²⁵ ᵃˡˡ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗˢ ʳᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉᵈ
rage comic guy eats chocolate cookies then murders 3 people & himself
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penny @penny.popbob.wtf.ap.brid.gy · 21/12/2025
popbob.wtf
[Video] Original post on popbob.wtf
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auntie monkey @monkey.greatape.casa.ap.brid.gy · 20/12/2025
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auntie monkey @monkey.greatape.casa.ap.brid.gy · 20/12/2025
Fuck my in the closet life
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/12/2025
[bad for screenreaders, us politics] 🤣🤣 listen up, liberals! ████ █ ███, █████. ████ █ ██ █ ██████ ██. ███ ███ █ ████. ██, ████ ██ █ ████; ███ ███████ █ █ ████, ██████ █. ████████ █ ███ █ ███ ██ █ ████. ███ █ ██ █ █ ████ ██ █ ███ ███████ ███ █, ██ █████ █.
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 19/12/2025
giraffe weevils live on trees called giraffe beetle trees.
giraffe weevils live on trees called giraffe beetle trees.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/12/2025
[malding, lewd] this MOTHER FUCKER FUNKYPINEAPPLE HAS KILLED ME 5 TIMES PINEAPPLE PROLLY THE SHIT HIS BOYFRIEND TELLS HIM TO EAT SO HIS SPUNK TASTES GOOD
splitgate mother fucker named FunkyPinapple
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 17/12/2025
"Abysmal dogshit problematic media theory" and its just kirby's dream course
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shroomfie [1202] :doll: :bot: :cutie: @mushroomdonoteat.misskey.fryer.net.au.ap.brid.gy · 14/12/2025
misspelt neobot as neoliberal 😭
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 19/04/2025
Umbrellas of Cherbourg is a beautifully bittersweet love story but the third act pivot to space sci-fi always takes me out of it
photo is a TV displaying a train station with a chyron that reads "mars 1959"
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/12/2025
There's no Longle in donglerongle

StoogalooganQ2: Yurt
Turt Fingle: Okay, you cangled me, wongle do you nongle?
StoogalooganQ2: So
I just wongle to make songle
Are churt fingle donglerongle like songle, nongle, ralongle, alphongle, and undongle longle/biongle? I heard the rongle, so i want to mongle songle
Turt Fingle: No i dongle purt any Longle songle in the gurt to no ofingle anyurt. But i also dongle any anti Longle songle I am nongle aburt these tongle.
StoogalooganQ2: Oke
Thongle
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
me and my two besties who hate each other's guts
screenshot of kirby star allies featuring kirby posing with meta knight and dark meta knight
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/12/2025
RE: vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/115685258693… LUIGI NOOOOOO I PROMISE I WILL
a youtube annotation of luigi saying "subscribe or die" with mario next to him
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 06/12/2025
Egg dog eats egg then becomes duotone yellow purple WATCH HERE
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auntie monkey @monkey.greatape.casa.ap.brid.gy · 04/12/2025
[stupid lewd probably offensive] My dick has suffered a massive stroke
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 04/12/2025
bro why does he always have the worst takes man 😭
Donald J Trump on Truth Social: Bring back Vinny! My favorite Family Guy character! Brian should've stayed dead! I dont like that Brian guy. #BringBackVinny
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 03/12/2025
[Nsfw joke] 9/11 kink (Jacking High)
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 02/12/2025
**Exclusive:** Mastodon Announces It Will Have Features
A person holds a phone in their hand of the mastodon sign in page, behind him is a screen with a mastodon instance open.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2025
the vita if it was goo d
mario kart vita homebrew running on a ps vitaa switch-alike user interface running on the vita, my cat in the corner
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/11/2025
oh shit i thought this was the real abe lincoln for a second there
A parody Twitter account of Abraham Lincoln asks, "Why did you choose your pfp?"
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
funky kong's dialogue in donkey kong country tropical freeze with the text saying: "Hey, man, I love video games too, but sometimes you gotta save your coins for more important stuff!"
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/11/2025
A Tumblr post from @heroinych, showing a photo of a nun with a gaming headset playing on a computer.

Renoted by @weeniebagel:
"I can't believe Francis has us playing this stupid Undertale shit. I miss Counter Strike."
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sam henri gold @samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/11/2025
did anyone anticipate the epstein emails being this dumb? swear to god they’re all like
hELLO,

i am je ffry epstem,, teehee

Sent from my iPhone
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log @logzinga.gts.logzinga.com.ap.brid.gy · 14/11/2025
#deltarune
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SUPER XBOX NANO @thememesniper.wetdry.world · 14/11/2025
#dickinmyboner
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 13/11/2025
Guy who booked himself a prostate massage thinking it was some patriotism thing
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 13/11/2025
Guy who bought a Nintendo Wii U only for the free sounding rod that came with the tablet
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 11/11/2025
How to make a trending fedi post: - discord isnt a doc 😠 - bluesky BAD - did you know LINUX? GNOME haha - fox emoji - screenshot of a Tumblr post
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soweli Likisi ΘΔ :transgender_flag: :verified: :verified: :veri… @fantoro.social.fantorovevo.com.ap.brid.gy · 11/11/2025
retoot for a free iPhone 3G #iPhoneGiveaway #iPhone3G #iPhone
iphone 3g product photo really wide
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Penis Satan was an unauthorized statue erected on September 9, 2014, in Vancouver, Canada.[1] It was a life-size representation of a red devil with a large erect penis, making the sign of the horns hand gesture
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shroomfie [1202] :doll: :bot: :cutie: @mushroomdonoteat.misskey.fryer.net.au.ap.brid.gy · 10/11/2025
im pet (polyethylene terephthalate)
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