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Alexolotl

@alexolotl.bsky.social
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 04/12/2024
My girlfriend just laughed in her sleep what the fuck. she better be reading my posts in her dreams
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 🖖
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the baddest bitch on bluesky @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
i kinda get it... i understand JD Vance
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s
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Alexolotl @alexolotl.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
TIL my cat likes watching me do yoyo tricks
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/11/2024
Study: Anxiety Natural Response To Suited Men Wearing Shades Closing In From All Angles theonion.com/study-anxiet...
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Mara 🦇 @maracrrt.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
(Standing outside a What-a-Burger) this is a massive W
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