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Alex MJ Smith

@alexmjsmith.bsky.social
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TV writer and comedy writer in Cornwall. Currently: Channel 4 New Writers. Passionate goblin enthusiast and TTRPG writer.

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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Did you squeeze in a visit to Warhammer World while you were up there?
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
did you cut your thumb making a blood sacrifice to the screenwriting gods?
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I am forever thankful for the royal court playwright’s podcast. Great questions, honest answers, always inspiring
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I knew you had some kind of unfair advantage! Working on it…
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Sadly I specifically told my year 9 IT teacher that I didn’t need to learn touch typing “because I’m definitely not going to be a writer”. Can confirm that my daily existence has been much easier and more productive since I learned to type with more than one finger a few years ago…
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Got a few personal life concerns right now, so acknowledging that the world might end soon and I won’t have to solve anything is weirdly soothing
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Worst thing is when it’s at 12.30 on a Friday. Whole week is a write off.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Trying to apply for arts council research and development for individuals fund and so far i've researched every corner of their broken labyrinth of a website and developed a deep resentment for it. So a successful round of r&d you could say.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
10/10 post also love the bunting
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Genuinely and unironically, I love that we've finally made it through the "every movie is a Marvel" era and reached "every movie is an adaptation of two sentences Stephen King wrote on the back of a napkin while doing cocaine".
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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It’s the FINAL WEEKEND to support the Kickstarter to fund my new children’s picture book. Please support if you can, every £ helps. I only receive the funding if the campaign reaches 100%. If not, no card payments will be taken. www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
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CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Drinking an ice cold pepsi because unlike coca cola, pepsi has definitely absolutely never done anything even remotely morally reprehensible. Mmm, a delicious glass of ethics.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Feral, bloodied, charging through a swirling blizzard... Just some of the experiences I had while writing part of this book. It's my first contribution to the Wrath & Glory line, having had the honour of working with some true Long Fangs of TTRPG writing. I can't wait to get my claws into a copy.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
This goes so hard. Epic work dude. I can't wait to have this cover on my shelf to commemorate my first writing contribution to 40k.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Cheese is the best thing you can do with milk, obviously. Whereas Cheese! (note the punctuation) is the best book you can read your kids. And now @thisisdouch.bsky.social is working on a sequel. Delicious! Pledge for a copy to delight your kids and/or spite a lactose intolerant nemesis.
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Tom Worsley @tomworsley1984.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
My pal @thisisdouch.bsky.social is writing a sequel to his first picture book CHEESE! But he needs your help - yes, you! Help back original, smart and funny kids' books. (Or we'll have to put up with celebs writing books called MR POO PANTS EATS BOGEY FARTS.) www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
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CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A friend of mine needs help. Please take a look and donate if you are able: gofund.me/56de34023
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Donate to Help mother leave abusive relationship, organized by Sorcha V
Funds towards an Edinburgh mum’s leaving costs. She is a mother of a toddler and c… Sorcha V needs your support for Help mother leave abusive relationship
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Cubicle 7 Games @cubicle7games.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
🗡️⚔️ A storm brews in the Sea of Stars, and the howls of Fenris echo once more.🗡️ Get ready to tell YOUR saga with Sons of Russ, the upcoming Space Wolves supplement for Warhammer: Wrath & Glory. #SpaceWolves #WrathAndGlory #SonsOfRuss #cubicle7 #warhammer40k
Promotional art for Warhammer 40,000: Wrath & Glory, featuring a Space Marine from the Sons of Russ chapter in battle armor, wielding a chainsword, with a fiery battlefield in the background.
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Cubicle 7 Games @cubicle7games.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
🐺The upcoming Space Wolves supplement for Wrath & Glory is nearly here. Prepare for new tales of honour, fury, and the wild heart of Fenris in Sons of Russ. The Collector’s Edition features a beautiful foil-embossed cover with gilded edges and comes wrapped in PU leather. #WrathAndGlory
Warhammer 40,000: Wrath & Glory - Sons of Russ book cover featuring a golden emblem of a wolf's head on a black background, with 'Sons of Russ' written above. Published by Cubicle 7 Entertainment, officially licensed by Games Workshop.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
giving work to comedy writers? In the UK? In this economy? Seems sus
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
By contrast, I recently started writing for TTRPGs and if I was getting £40 for 300 words I’d be laughing all the way to the (guarded by a dragon) bank.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Part of England’s problem might be that the flag is too easy to spray on things. Imagine if we had something closer to the Australian flag? I can’t see the racists taking the time to lay down a blue base coat before carefully spraying all those stars.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Travelling today while reading a Lovecraft story and I’ve just got to the reveal that the terrible dark thing at the heart of it all is happening *today*, but sure it’s fine, totally fine, not an omen of any sort.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Gross. I’ve not done the sleeper but having just aged out of my final railcard for the foreseeable, it’s £166 return 🙃
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
when you let the subject write their own headline
BBC News story headline that reads “Mission begins to save snails threatened by own beauty”. There’s an image of a snail with a red and yellow shell.
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Jake J. Mackintosh @jakejmack.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Delighted to say that our film LADRON has been awarded the Screen Cornwall Fylm K fund! Our Crowdfunder - crowdfunder.co.uk/p/ladron-thiev… - launches today so please check it out and share the film far and wide. We are @ladron_thieves_film over on Instagram!
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Writing my first RPG adventure. Made a typo while aiming for ‘he leaps forward with a savage howl’, which autocorrected to ‘he leaps forward with a sausage’. Sure, it changes the emphasis of the encounter… but I’m not 100% against it.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
If I haven’t replied to your email, it’s not that I don’t like you. I haven’t actually received it. In fact, I would LOVE to hear from you. Unless you’re Jason. You know what you did, Jason.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
So if you’ve emailed me and I haven’t replied, please message me on here or any other platform. (And if you *haven’t* tried to offer me work / no-strings-attached payment / a perilous quest into unknown realms, then perhaps you should?)
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Friends, clients, would-be wealthy benefactors! It has come to my attention that some emails I’ve been sent have been mysteriously waylaid by the warp, en-route to my inbox, and I haven’t received them. It sounds like some made up bullsh1t, I know. But alas, I have proof.
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Sam Manley (commissions: waitlist open for 4th Q 2026) @sammanleyartist.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Some monsters I painted for Tribes & Tribulations, for Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay. Really dug the darker vibe I was asked to hit for these.
Black orcStone trollHobgoblinRiver troll hag
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Writers' Guild of Great Britain @writersguildgb.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Writers, have you been asked to work for free? Then join our call for evidence on the type + amount of free work that's been requested of you over the past 12 months to help us identify + tackle the problem Open to non-members too! #scriptskyuk #screenwriting writersguild.org.uk/free-work/
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Writers - have you been asked to work for free? Join our call for evidence to help us identify the scale of the problem and how to tackle it! 

Submit your evidence and find out more via 

www.writersguild.org.uk/free-work 

#FreeIsNotAnOption
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
A writing credit on a new radio show (for me) AND I get to spend all day writing for an IP I grew up loving? Good day to be a freelance writer. For balance, yesterday my car cost me £150. They can’t all be winners.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Opened Twitter for the first time in a while. "I wonder if it really is as bad on here as we all made out"... First tweet I see is sponsored one for a testosterone supplement, with the undeniably arresting headline "this drained my man boobs". So yeah.
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Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Please help us with this really important bit of research. Any information you give us is confidential but will help us understand the scale of the problem and tackle it. Please share.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
First beach day of 2025. Falmouth, Cornwall.
Pair of Converse trainers on a beach in the sunshine.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
We should probably keep an eye on the six people who found this helpful
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Good to know the small coffin isn’t leaking tho
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This review of a glue gun has left me with questions…
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This is good to know. For our Radio 4 sketch show I had to swap out “souvenir butt plug shaped like Truro Cathedral” for the far less interesting “giant dildo”. Still curious about whether it was the blasphemy or the specificity of sex toy that was considered too offensive.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Guys, try to remember that Easter isn't about chocolate or getting two days off work. It's about hot cross buns loaded with heart-stopping amounts of butter.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Why have I gained 50ish followers in the last two days? Who’s added me to a “people who don’t really post and therefore won’t bother you much if you follow them” starter pack? Come on, own up.
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Liam Johnson @liamjohnsontype.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Oh my! Turns out we’re back next week!
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
At my kids' school last night for an awards thing, and they had 'screenwriter' up as a viable career option! Obviously, I corrected them and had it taken down.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Currently in London thinking “oh this is fun, maybe I should move here” and this video has reminded me why I won’t.
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Mad, I thought they just used oats
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Alex MJ Smith @alexmjsmith.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
spring has officially arrived! (just saw a builder with his top off)
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Writers' Guild of Great Britain @writersguildgb.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Devastating news for the writing community, a huge blow to our members who write for River City, to loyal audiences, and another serious erosion of continuing drama Read our statement in full on the cancellation of BBC River City from 2026 writersguild.org.uk/river-city/
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River City - our response - The Writers' Guild of Great Britain
In response to the news today that the BBC is cancelling the continuing drama River City from autumn 2026, WGGB Chair Emma Reeves said: “This is devastating news for the writing community, following …
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Rebecca Bain @beakachu.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
People within commutable distance of Edinburgh! @agarrickwright.bsky.social and I are doing an in person workshop on topical comedy for @humourmill.bsky.social All the cool kids are writing it - join us!!
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
BLOODY HELL
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