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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is fucking gross, right? An AI generated thumbnail of a guy upside down with a goofy expression *is how they choose to depict this very real story where a real man really died in that position* It's not just me, right, this is some sick shit? Fuck off, 'Mystery Expeditions'. #fuckai

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Me: "Hey you know how whenever we're lead writers on Breaking the News, a government collapses or someone dies, or their career implodes?" @beakachu.bsky.social : "Yeah?" Me: "You don't think the Clacton by-election will coincide with our lead writing shift for the 6th of August do you?"

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Good to see a classic @fightingfantasy.bsky.social as the centrepiece of @shetlandlibrary.bsky.social's summer display! Creature of Havoc too, what a belter.

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I cannot stress enough how funny the upcoming episodes are. Carpy is *phenomenal*. #ttrpg #fantasy #party

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It's not over yet! We must keep fighting to ensure a permanent ban!

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Ah ya bastard, that's Paul Sneddon died. He was a really nice human being, and so fucking funny. I spent the night eating falafel with him and his family in a mews somewhere in the West End, the first night he spent there since inheriting it. Got lost trying to walk home, took hours. RIP Paul

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Hide and seek. Hiding in a paper recycling wheelie bin. Every leg muscle cramped. I can hear the kids searching. Please send help I'm not sure I can stand up.

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Hail Chaos Podcast @allhailchaos.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Proposal: Glup Shitto campaign Play any #StarWars ttrp (let's say Edge of the Empire by @fantasyflightgames.bsky.social) BUT: For character gen you MUST bring an actual Star Wars action figure to the table, and make your character around that. Then use the action figures instead of minis.

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I *cannot* believe we got such a storied actor to play the Warhound. He's been in fucking *Elden Ring*. Little John on BBC's Robin Hood. RED DWARF. And here he is cutting goblins in half and melting orcs for laughs. Get the latest episode listened to, it's got acting pedigree *and* goblin nudity.

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

My wife found this vintage Metaxa advert in a 1970s Penthouse Magazine and I've never been able to replicate an ad so easily.

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

What I did not realise when I introduced a talking, magic hobby horse, was that I would have to keep doing a horse voice for the foreseeable future.

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Nearly showtime! Tea will be spilled. Egos will be shattered. Sides will be split. Last chance for tickets for my FIRST EVER theatrical show: tickets.shetlandarts.org/sales/catego...

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Holy shit this is TODAY! I've been on stage a lot, but never with a script! This will be an entirely original, purpose-written work for Shetland Arts. My first time doing a live scripted performance. And I cannot fucking wait. Get a ticket!

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

LOOK MAMMY, I MADE IT! My name in lights for the first time, jeezo. If you're in Shetland and want to come see some hilarious, award-winning and ground breaking hybrid comedy, get your tickets! tickets.shetlandarts.org/sales/catego...

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

On Thursday I'm premiering a new live comedy piece that incorporates a number of filmed sketches. It's going to be absolutely bananas, but it has some of my favourite gags I've ever written and I'm really excited! If you're in Shetland, get a ticket! shetlandarts.org/alex-garrick...

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Alex Garrick-Wright: A Cabinet of Curios to debut at Soup and a Show

Alex Garrick-Wright is an award-winning comedy writer and performer. His new show, A Cabinet Of Comedy Curios, will debut as...

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The newest episode of HAIL CHAOS #podcast is out RIGHT NOW! The Black Pool is behind us, so now all that's left to do is spend those prize tickets and take the next step of the journey. Catch the new ep here: podfollow.com/1878456149 Big thanks to @antmcginley.bsky.social for being our guest!

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I'm very excited to be premiering a new show- a blend of filmed sketches and live character comedy- at Mareel on the 4th of June! Shetland doesn't get a lot of live #comedy (or... anything at all) so this will be a real treat- you even get free #soup! tickets.shetlandarts.org/sales/catego...

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Soup and a Show

Warm up your lunchtime this Winter with Soup and a Show in Mareel's Auditorium.

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Never had a session go sideways in *quite* this manner, but this is a killer episode. Danger! Living objects! WIzards! A TOAD DRAGON! It's fucking hilarious too, get it listened to the now! #ttrpg #improv #comedy #wizard

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I cannot express how much fun it was to be a guest on @lifesapitchpodcast.bsky.social alongside Jessie- great to have all the Hail Chaos team talking about something other than orcs and chocolate buttons for once! Some of these films deserve to get made!

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Hail Chaos Podcast @allhailchaos.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

The newest episode of HAIL CHAOS #podcast is out TODAY! Listen to the latest ep to find out how guest player @antmcginley.bsky.social fares as the very fun wizard, Beech Repeete! #comedy #improv #fantasy #ttrpg #wizard

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I cannot express how *deranged* this episode gets. Apologies for the piscine thirst trap. (Nah that's a lie) #podcast #fantasy #fish

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Players should always seize the chance to run #DnD. Like they say, *carpe DM*.

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

The new episode of Hail Chaos is out TODAY! RIGHT NOW! The Prophecysmith is something I've wanted to explore for ages- what if a soothsayer isn't good at poetry? Who makes all these foretellings into little rhymes? Danger, death and omens galore. Get is listened to!

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Fiesta episode of Hail Chaos is out TODAY! AT NOON! We put a hell of a lot of effort into making this fun, hilarious and exciting adventure. Give it a listen, you'll love it. It has been foretold. #fantasy #comedy #prophecy

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Hail Chaos Podcast @allhailchaos.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Welcome, traveller. Our first episode drops this THURSDAY! What secrets does the village of Forge hold for our adventurers? Only time may tell. Start the journey with host @agarrickwright.bsky.social and @podomedy.bsky.social podfollow.com/1878456149 #fantasy #ttrpg #comedy #podcast

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Very excited to be bringing out a new, chaotic, hilarious podcast, that's like if Knightmare and Shooting Stars had a baby. But you could only hear it. Join us on Thursday for the first episode!

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Oh shit, I'm a 2000AD character! WHAT Dream achieved, thanks to the phenomenal @liamjohnsontype.bsky.social

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

This is an *absolutely fantastic* Armitage story. If you like a good wee mystery set in the dystopia future (that's a lot less fanciful than it ought to be) of Brit Cit, then get on this now! Judge Dredd Megazine, on the newsstands now. Buy it or it's 25 to life in the iso-cubes.

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

@beakachu.bsky.social and I are excited to announce we are now doing a pay-what-you-want script reading and feedback service! You don't have to kill your darlings any more- we can do it for you! Give us a shout for some fresh and award-winning eyes on your work: bonnieandclydeside.com/services/

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Services

We are now excited to offer new services: script reading, treatment/pitching help and workshops! Looking to take your script to the next level? Ever a bit annoyed that competitions don’t give…

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Dear Canada: ELBOWS UP Sincerely, Everyone

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Remodelling the living room and can't decide between a 1970s conversation pit or a 1970s BC fighting pit...

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

LAST CHANCE to get a ticket for @beakachu.bsky.social and I to show you how to take the depressing news and remould it into sheer hilarity. Come along and we'll all make some jokes together! Book now!

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I've made the 300 mile trip to Edinburgh and I am DYING to talk about writing gags with @beakachu.bsky.social and @humourmill.bsky.social If you want to find out which radio show will say 'bawbag' on air, well we'll tell you. Book now! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...

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Writing Topical Comedy with Alex Garrick-Wright & Becca Bain

Tighten up your topical gags with some of the finest and funniest comedy writers in Scotland!

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

It's true! If you want to learn how to write topical comedy, only we have the answers!* Guaranteed** *Not a guarantee **Cannot stress this enough, not a guarantee

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David Nuttall @djnuttall85.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

These 2 are brilliant joke writers and this is a fantastic opportunity for anyone able to attend

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

There are still tickets on sale for this fantastic workshop on topical comedy, with me and @beakachu.bsky.social, hosted by @humourmill.bsky.social If you want to break into writing gags about everything current, this is a good place to start. Book now! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...

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Writing Topical Comedy with Alex Garrick-Wright & Becca Bain

Tighten up your topical gags with some of the finest and funniest comedy writers in Scotland!

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

If you're interested in topical comedy, @beakachu.bsky.social and I will be leading this workshop on writing funny gags about the news and current events, courtesy of the fantastic @humourmill.bsky.social! 1500- 1700, 30th March at Monkey Barrel in Edinburgh! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...

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Writing Topical Comedy with Alex Garrick-Wright & Becca Bain

Tighten up your topical gags with some of the finest and funniest comedy writers in Scotland!

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

eventbrite.co.uk

Writing Topical Comedy with Alex Garrick-Wright & Becca Bain

Tighten up your topical gags with some of the finest and funniest comedy writers in Scotland!

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Really pleased have been Lead Writer on BBC Radio Scotland's Breaking The News this week with @beakachu.bsky.social Tonnes of great gags from us, amazing patter, and the perfect thing after a long week of mental news. #comedy #news #scotland www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

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Breaking the News - Glasgow International Comedy Festival Special: Val McDermid, Daliso Chaponda, Rosco McClelland and Jessica Fostekew - BBC Sounds

Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I had an amazing time on the excellent Life's A Pitch Podcast, working out which gardening implement Pixar might turn into Conan. Get it listened to now!

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

There's a guy at my wife's gym who brings a full 2l bottle of whole milk to his workout and finishes it in a session. She calls him 'Milk Jugs' I've never met you, Milk Jugs, but I salute you, you magnificent calcified bastard. Must have a skeleton like fuckin Wolverine.

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I got my wife a pair of steel gauntlets for Christmas and she's never been happier.

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I think I can safely say without fear of repudiation that Stansted is the Prestwick of London.

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Lovely way to round out the year is seeing @beakachu.bsky.social and myself in the credits of Breaking the Year. I mean, 2024 is a year that NEEDED broken. Glad we could oblige. Get it watched the now! www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

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Alex Garrick-Wright @agarrickwright.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Love or hate Elf On The Shelf, you have to agree, it's certainly a thing that exists. Happy Christmas Eve to one and all, here's me with a killer moustache and it's quite funny.

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